User talk:Todd Lyons
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[edit] Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!
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- Double moos from your cowy friend,
Tayor
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
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The cows want you join now! The HRH MuCal. Tayor
MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:25, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
oh yeah..long time no talk! Long time, forgot who you are....k...The HRH MuCal. Tayor
MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:25, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Loads of thanks
I have to be honest, I was somewhat surprised with your vote on VFS. It was something of a shock, considering the only other thing you ever voted for me for is Whore of the Month, which I believe(d) you did with dislike. But now I'm a sysop, and confused. It's a real shame that you've been gone, as from what I've read and heard (UnTunes, into which I've recently forayed), you were quite excellent. Hope to see you back. Cheers, Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:49, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
- Eh. My abhorrence of whoring and my dislike of people aren't mutually exclusive. For example, I think that Mhaille is one of the preeminant whores of our age. He's a whore among whores, knees and ankles above the scores of the whoristically-inclined. He makes even the most skilled trick-turners look like weekend whoriors. But I also think he's a gifted writer and artist, and he's a valued friend. So there you have it. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 10:30, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
- /me wipes a tear from his eye. For $20. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- /me wipes a tear from his eye. For $20. -- Sir Mhaille
[edit] Thanks be to you!
| Thankings from Led Thanks muchly for the vote for me on VFS. Now to abuse my powers... |
Thanks again for the vote, and for generally being a cool, sexy, helpful admin, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:18, Mar 1
- You're welcome, though I'm mostly just making token appearances to secure my pension. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 10:31, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Just to Say
I enjoyed your articles greatly, your satire is the kind I love :D -- 11:31, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
- Thank you. It sounds like I'll have to browse through your own stable of articles and enjoy the mirth therein. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 11:00, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
- Seriously you should get back to writing if you have the time. You would smear the deck with some of the junk put up for VFH these days (mine included) -- 11:04, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Seconded. DJ's articles ARE pretty crappy.... ;) -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- :0 /me dies of shock -- 04:05, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Seconded. DJ's articles ARE pretty crappy.... ;) -- Sir Mhaille
- Seriously you should get back to writing if you have the time. You would smear the deck with some of the junk put up for VFH these days (mine included) -- 11:04, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Bullmoose
--Bullmoose 13:54, 2 March 2008 (UTC)i need to know how to upload my G4 up grade(which was wiped clean) from my G3 up graded--Bullmoose 13:54, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
- Please elaborate, and I'll try to assist you. Todd Lyons is currently somewhat "not here"-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:13, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Monsieur Lyons
It's really great seeing you roaming this here prairies, even if only for a short while :) ~ 13:56, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
- In the jungle, the mighty jungle, Todd Lyons sleeps tonight...... -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- BTW, we started paying Mhaille for his job here. If you come back on a regular basis, I can assure you you'll get whatever he gets +1 penny. ~
21:23, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
- I don't want to blow my own trumpet but I'm worth every penny. Incidentally....an article from one of our top writers is currently up for featuring....I think it may be right up your alley. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- I don't want to blow my own trumpet but I'm worth every penny. Incidentally....an article from one of our top writers is currently up for featuring....I think it may be right up your alley. -- Sir Mhaille
- BTW, we started paying Mhaille for his job here. If you come back on a regular basis, I can assure you you'll get whatever he gets +1 penny. ~
- Thanks guys. If my workplace didn't block Uncyc, I might be able to make more than token appearances... (and might have had the chance to vote for that article). --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:16, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Deleted article with construction tag
Hi, Todd. My Jim Crow article was deleted, even though it had a construction tag and was less than a week old. Do you think you could restore it? I'd really appreciate that. --Naughtius Maximus
F@H Woof!
MeowMUN 17:36, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
- Nevermind, Spang already did restore it, but thanks anyway.--Naughtius Maximus
F@H Woof!
MeowMUN 18:13, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
The same thing happened to my Red Hulk article a while back. Could you restore it to my user page section so I can work on making it funny? Thanks and welcome back Todd. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:21, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- Done. --T. (talk) 14:46, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Well, looky who it is, eh
Think you can just swan back in here nd edit your userpage without even saying "hi"? FOR SHAME! *hugs* -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:02, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
- *hugs* Oh, I've been lurking around. On Wikipedia too. :) Saw that kafuffle about your Uncyc reference in the Oscar Wilde article. You're right -- you probably should have left it unreadable. ;) I'll try to post here a bit more often at night. Can't post from work during my break time because the site is blocked (and yet ED isn't. Go figure). --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 11:15, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
- Oh my God, Oh my God, It's Todd! It's Todd!--<<
>> 11:26, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
- The very same! Your last.fm friend request stirred me from slumber. Checking in here, I was shocked/pleased to learn only yesterday that Middle-Aged Suburban White Guy Rap was featured late last year. So, my current plan is to hang around on an as-possible basis, do nothing like work (except the odd ban and crud-huff), and see what other items from my closet eventually rear their ugliness. Or not. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 01:15, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
- Oh my God, Oh my God, It's Todd! It's Todd!--<<
Ohh Todd! /me high-fives no one because I kinda wasn't here when Todd was -- 13:57, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
- Back `atcha. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:08, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Daily album recommendation?
You're purporting to say you're going to update that album EVERY DAY? I think not, sir.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk]
- You're right, of course. (Like I'd actually show up everyday. Ha! Not in years...) :) Instead, I rely on the magic of 'choose' to pull some semi-listenable fodder out of my magic list. --T. (talk) 23:55, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Woops
http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=British_Invasion
Sorry about that! — Sir Manticore
10:06, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
- S'alright. :) Blame the anonymous IP for replacing a complete article with a WIP stub. --T. (talk) 10:09, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Thou Kicks Butt
Thank you, Smuggler. Sadly, my buttkicking days are in the distant past, but I'm pleased to know anyone's still listening / reading. --T. (talk) 02:25, 31 August 2008 (UTC)



