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Contents 1 THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU 2 Danke! 3 A slightly belated thank you 4 Sorry to hear about your apartment 5 thanks 6 Thankie! 7 Topic Name 8 Pee Review 9 I know this is awful timing... 10 You vote wisely 11 Get off my back! 12 Dig 13 Pee Review 14 Thank'ee 15 HowTo:Deceive people on eBay 16 Mucho, mucho, cootchie cootchie! 17 Belated Thanks! 18 Bipolar Bears 19 Forgot? 20 Well 21 VFH 22 Thank You 23 Did you hear about.... 24 You're too kind 25 We getted robbed! 26 Thank You 27 on "respect" comment on VFH 28 Your n00b did something 29 Raymond Chandler 30 Audio for Side effects 31 Thanks! 32 THINKER'D 33 Thank you, my friend 34 Employee Manual 35 THE ZAPPA IS HERE!

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

YAY!, first new message! Thanks 4 the 4! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:07, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Danke!

This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines!

-- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 04:57, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:38, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry to hear about your apartment

Hope you can get things sorted out. Here's a cookie to help cheer you up.

Leoispotter has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 21:58, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks man, I really appreciate that. As is my firm belief that humor heals all wounds, I'm working on an article to commemorate this rather fucked up experience. :) --THINKER 22:18, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Glad you're still optimistic. Oh and by the way, I have an article on VFH. Not to votewhore or anything. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 23:45, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh never mind you already did. Thanks :) -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 23:48, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for being humorious during difficult times.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 02:00, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

That is awesome. Thanks a lot Capercorn!! This award makes me feel good. :) --THINKER 02:06, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Now it's time for me to drop you like a hot potato. Sorry about the apartment, though.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:27, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

thanks

Thanks for your being Bat Fuck Insane, and saying nice things about my audio... ahem... works. I'd give you a cookie, but I'm too lazy. Oh, and I thought it was funny... fuck Uncyclopedia! heh heh... Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:14, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Thankie!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:51, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Topic Name

AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

RAHB 06:43, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

I'm still working on Let It Be but I also wrote another article that needs to be reviewed. UnNews:A dog saves a failing Kansas School from shutting it's Doors must be reviewed. The Pee Review Entry is Shown Here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:A dog saves a failing Kansas School from shutting it's Doors. Thanks! --Sir Manforman 15:11, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

• I finished Let It Be, will you review it? --Sir Manforman 15:17, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Definitely. I'll get to it in a couple of days once I have a computer. --THINKER 20:38, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

I know this is awful timing...

...but I'm going away, and won't be able to edit for the next 8 days or so. So consequently, neither of us will be in great shape to be working on the commentary. If you manage to capture Keith Moon (your news article on the subject cracked me up, btw) before I get back, feel free to work as much as you want on the commentary. If you've still got absolute chaos going on down there, that's no problem, we can resume the project whenever you're ready. See ya in a week. Again, I'm sorry about your apartment :0. If I see Keith Moon while I'm on vacation I'll be sure to drown him. --THE 17:29, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Thats cool man, I should hopefully have a computer sometime within this week. Once I have that, I'm going to be writing like a crazy person (or crazier person). And yeah, keep an eye out for Keith; that bastard has my god damn turntables! ;) I'll talk to you when you get back, safe trip. --THINKER 20:41, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

You vote wisely

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:40, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Get off my back!

Srsly! I gave you cowriting credit on HowTo:Make a That's What She Said joke, so you may leave me alone now. And get all your friends off my back too. I'm feeling bad now.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:19, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

WTF are you talking about? --THINKER 01:19, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Meh, I'm sorry, that came out angrier than it was meant. See, I'm in the middle of a personal crisis right now (that damn teen angst). So I will rephrase: word has gotten around that I'm a stickler for attribution. I just wanted to let you know that the above article that you edited that day/night has been rightfully credited half to you. And then, in my idiotic way, I decided to pretend to be tongue in cheek. Sorry.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:45, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Also, really, I'm sorry to hear about your apartment and I hope that that's all sorted out.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:56, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

I don't personally care about credit and whatnot; I've written however many pieces thus far, will write a million more, and enjoy the accolades that come with a well-written piece, be it for me or any other talented writer. Saying things like "don't expect to get any credit" (ie. to RAHB, over the Dane audio) is to impose this stigma upon yourself. It is obvious that people like what you write (hell, you've got more features than I do, and you're probably gunna be WotM). Just go with the flow when it comes to the "who did what" on the pieces, and I'm sure this problem with dissipate. If anything, you should be proud that people like what you do so well that they want to get in on your shine. You're only 14 man; if I had the praise you're getting at such a young age, I probably wouldn't drink half as much as I do now! ;)

Oh and yeah, the apartment is rough but I think I'll have regular computer access back sometime this week, so slowly but surely we're getting back to normal (and I've got several ideas for my next project, so I'm pretty excited about getting back to business). --THINKER 02:14, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh, that, with RAHB? I suppose my online sarcasm doesn't come across as well as I intend it to. Anyway, I've gotta stop being such an ass. I'm partially the cause of my own teen angst problems (the fact that girls make no sense doesn't help either). Anyway, cheerio, mate, and I hope the Ninjastar up there put a smile on your face, at least until you realize I'm never coming back to this talk page again :)-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:26, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Heh, don't sweat the bitches yo. Intelligence will be your worst enemy when it comes to the ladies (as many of them have very little of it, sans our fine Uncyclopedian lady-types, and my mother.. and sister..). And yes, your star brought a warm glow to my frigid, torrid heart, so thank you, and enjoy not darkening my user page's doorstep, as it would be. ;) hehe --THINKER 02:29, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

/me tries to resist urge...AH SCREW IT! I came back. I love you too much.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:55, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Aw, don't make me go all misty, it'd totally ruin the holier-than-thou persona I portray around here (though I guess it would fall right in line with the drunken maverick persona.. hmm..) ;) hehe --THINKER 02:57, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Drunken maverick. Wait a minute.....does that mean you're Mr. Kearsy?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:28, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

There's no way I could possibly rock THAT hard.. Unfortunately, I do not have access to a real live whale (currently) :D --THINKER 03:35, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Dig

Indeed. Although the dirt under your rollers thing gave it away for me a while ago. -RAHB 03:38, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Is that also a Zappa ref??? Damn, I'm slippin man.. --THINKER 03:43, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Ha yeah, but it's from a relatively unknown song that they only played live for what I can remember. Could be wrong. This I only know because I'm more of a pirate than Long John Silver and used to have all the boots and stuff. -RAHB 05:44, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Sweet.. to be honest, its actually (surprisingly) my mother who is the huge Zappa fan (and the reason that I grew up on his music). I'm gunna ask her about that one tomorrow. --THINKER 05:47, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

"Can't remember what became of me.... Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy"

That is quite surprising since most mothers I've met think Zappa is sent from the devil to eat our souls.

The song is called Sofa #2, and I believe the real lyric was I am the dirt beneath your rollers. -RAHB 05:57, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh cool, I'll have to see if she has that on one of her many boots... yeah, unlike most, I was blessed with a set of extremely cool parents. It really helped make me the fucking insanely cool person I am currently. ;) hehe --THINKER 05:59, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Luckyyy. I had to work to be the cool person I am today. =p

Looks like I'm set to have about 11 gigs of Zappa in the next week or so now too. -RAHB 06:07, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

You wouldn't happen to have "Beat the Boots Vol. II" in those 11 gigs wouldya? My mom needs it for her collection, and money could be involved. ;) --THINKER 20:02, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

CURSES! FOILED! Had to scan through all the files and although I have Beat The Boots Vol. I, it doesn't look like II is there. If there's anything else you need though, there is a lot of rare stuff in here. And I'll see if I can find volume II, because I can't stand not having every last album. -RAHB 21:45, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

This Reward is for your Excellent Work on Pee Review:

	Rejoice, The Thinker! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

I posted my article at Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner and put the {{Proofread}} at the bottom of my page. Hopefully, they'll get back to me soon and the article will improve. As with Let It Be, I've Been Working on This Forever and I'd like a second review. Thanks!--Sir Manforman 13:37, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Awesome: you're doing exactly what you need to do with RadX and the proofreading, and that is spectacular. I'll get on that second review of Let it Be sometime soon, probably a little later this evening. --THINKER 20:05, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

• Can you also do a 2nd review on HowTo:Decieve people on eBay. I've been working on this for a while and I'd like to see how it goes so far. I might add another section to it (How To Sell Your Dead Pet). Thanks! --Sir Manforman 19:20, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Certainly, I'll do that one later tonight most likely. --THINKER 20:55, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Just create a Review page for it. ;) --THINKER 00:04, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

I Blanked The Old Pee Review Table And Replaced It With A New One. A quick link to the Pee Review article is here:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Decieve people on eBay. As you may have seen with my sig, I'd like Anti-Bush guys to sign my petition to get George Bush in jail. I re-nominated my user page for User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month. If you'd like to check out my user page, Manforman and you like it, I'd appreciate a vote from you. Thanks! --Sir Manforman 00:09, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Okay, there ya go. And I already voted for you on the UPotM. Now go vote for Tuesdays with Maury on VFH!! ;) --THINKER 01:08, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

I just voted for that article on VFH. And about Pee Review, you said not to be so listy on the Ingredients. I don't knoww how to make it so it isn't so listy. Do you wan't me to add more content or do you want me to completley wipe out Ingredients? Also, could you do a 2nd review to Let It Be?--Sir Manforman 12:37, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank'ee

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet! Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

Thanks for the vote! -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:22, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Deceive people on eBay

I decided that I want HowTo:Decieve People on eBay to meet VFH Criteria so it one may be on the front page one day. So could you help me fix the formatitimg (With The Lists) and the arangement of the pictures. I will add more meat to the bones after the Intro. Also, if you hate George Bush, check out the Get George Bush in jail link in my sig (you don't have to do it, only do it if you actually hate Bush). Did you review Let It Be yet?--Sir Manforman 17:03, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

• Oh, and by the way, I moved the title to HowTo:Deceive people on eBay because the old title was incorrectly spelled.--Sir Manforman 17:05, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah I can help birth this one into glory.. I don't know what my 4th of July drinking plans are but if I don't get to it tonight, I'll start on it tomorrow. Also, did you renew the Let It Be Pee Review page so i can do the second review? If not, go ahead with that and I'll get to that tonight or tomorrow also. --THINKER 17:27, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

I renewed the page. I think you 4th of July drinking plans are probably going to get cancelled becauses it's snowing in Florida, tornadoes in Okalohama, and in the 48 other states, it's raining cats and dogs, LITERALLY. If you still want to go drinking despite this, I'll be more than happy to have you do it tommorow. By the way... do you hate Bush? Want to know because I started the petition to get George Bush arrested. A quick link can be found in my sig. You don't have to sign in if you don't want to, but it would be a good idea if you hate George Bush. Thanks! --Sir Manforman 18:20, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Mucho, mucho, cootchie cootchie!

Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:21, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!! STOP BEGGING ME!!! heehehehe ;) --THINKER 02:52, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Belated Thanks!

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the pee review on this, too!--Mr.Vib 02:28, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Bipolar Bears

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- and thanks for the support. Took over 3 weeks, but finally it got featured. For a while it looked like it would end up a QF.

And congratulations on your growing number of featured articles.

- Sir Roger 06:34, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Forgot?

Hello The Thinker, I thought you were going to shape up HowTo:Deceive people on eBay. I am reminding you because you said you'd do it today and it's already pretty late. Will you try to work on it later tonight or tommorow because I'd be pretty excited if it made it to the front page. Thanks!--Sir Manforman 22:57, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

I haven't forgotten, I'll get to it soon. Be patient. --THINKER 00:19, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!--Sir Manforman 00:37, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Well

Nothing's stopping you hehe. Thanks man. ;D -RAHB 03:55, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

This has been some day. I should record UnNews more often. -RAHB 04:11, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

I agree. What prog do you use? --THINKER 04:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

I use Sony (formally Sonic Foundry) Acid Pro 4.0, gets the job done quite well. -RAHB 04:19, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

VFH

Can I nominate it for VFH? If I nominate it myself, does the vote still count? Otherwise, could you nominate it for VFH so I could vote for it myself? Thanks!--Sir Manforman 13:10, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

• I decided to nominate it myself (because I know it's going to win anyways). Oh and by the way, thank you for making it a better article. --Sir Manforman 14:08, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

It went through pee review already and has been made over, so I think a self nom is fine. I'll head over and vote in a sec! :) --THINKER 16:42, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

--Sir Manforman 18:59, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Did you hear about....

Can you do me a favor and go take a gander at my article Gossip. Have I got it, or is it missing something. I'm thinking its missing something, something zesty. But I can't quite find it within my brain... Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:14, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Mmm.. this is a tricky one. I think the problem might lie in the delivery. The piece is a great, well-written parody of the busy-body types, and as such, starts with the "we'd NEVER gossip, buuut.." intro; the logical basis. Unfortunately, when paired with the similar first heading, this beginning isn't gripping enough to entice the reader into the meat of the comedy, like the "Nights in Denial" section, where the chirpy gossip really kicks in. I think that, even though it isn't as direct or true-to-life, it might be more effective to dive into the ridiculous gossip immediately, rather than letting it build up like it actually would at mother's bridge club meeting.

In fact, changing the structure around would probably give you a little more flexibility when it comes to the actual content of the gossip. I could see it being kind of like Mr. Kearsy, where it starts off sort of average in the subject matter and progresses into the most outlandish conversation known to man. If that more conversational style is applied (and this would be an excellent piece to apply it to), it ends up serving a dual purpose; it facilitates the humor in a realistic manner, and inherently describes itself without having to explicitly state the satirical elements.

Now, I know its a bit much for me to say "Awesome article; now go rewrite it," so it would work to just bypass the intro and go with my first suggestion of starting the zaniness earlier. But I do think an overall restructuring would be the better option; creating characters, even unnamed ones (like in Mr. Kearsy), allows you to go as off-the-wall as you want. It takes away the constrictions of merely describing a subject and allows you to show the subject as is (which again, facilitates the description inherently).

If you need any more help, definitely let me know. Good writers always get priority. ;) --THINKER 01:18, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Good comments. And I thought about going the direction of Mr. Kearsley, but then its been done before. Hummmmmmmm. I'm going to have to mull this one over a bit more...... HUGS! Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:50, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Indeed, I do commend your ability to turn the traditional encyclopedic deliveries on their ear. Its a fresh approach that really drives in the point that we're not only parodying the subjects of our articles; we're also parodying encyclopedias. In this case, it's similar to what you said about Maury; if its not upfront, those without the capacity for good satire will stray. Let me know when you do your major edits though, I'd like to see how it progresses. :) --THINKER 06:43, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm concerned about the low satire levels of many entries that I read. I'll take Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter any day over the Three Stooges, but I'll take the Three Stooges over movie musicals any day. I was really disappointed when the article I wrote Our Gang of Four] fell flat on its face. No one got it and I was like WTF? Oh well, they all can't be zingers, can they.... Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:07, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

You're too kind

I saw this {{User:The Thinker/Approved}} template somewhere. I may be blushing right now...although it loses its focus after the part about me. Sir Modusoperandi 06:20, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh true, that's cool.. was it on your page though? It's got the {{Username}} thingie in there.. But if I did work on one of your articles, I'm sure it couldn't have been lacking too much to begin with. ;) --THINKER 06:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Ah, the {{username}} thing... Sir Modusoperandi 08:27, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

We getted robbed!

Damn you, Brad! Dane Cook once again got Darwin'd. Perhaps it's not meant to be, eh? Well, we tried.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:11, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Yep, once again the will of the masses is a wind unpredictable. I do think it might have something to do with the massive ordeal with RAHB in the comments, but hey, it is what it is. Like Raoul Duke, I was surprised by people saying they're unfamiliar with Dane (who, annoying as he may be, is the best selling comedian in the country right now). Either way, its still a great article. :) --THINKER 17:29, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Not everything can do well with the masses. And I do agree. That's what plagued HowTo:Beat the Odds when it was up. I think I want to see how that'll do now. You never know...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:42, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Damn audio files. I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME VFH! -RAHB 20:06, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 16:37, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Wasn't this So So's piece? You aren't a sock too are you?!?! --THINKER 20:25, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Every user name that begins with "So" is my sock puppet. --So So 00:33, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

on "respect" comment on VFH

'Tis mutual! Congratulations on WotM next month! --So So 00:27, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh Jesus.. Dude, I don't even know how to respond to something like that. :D --THINKER 00:39, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Aw, shucks. See, I was planning on nomming you next month, but now you've got a good writer doing so instead.  :(-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Wha wha wha!!!!! I'm suddenly very anxious to get to next month!!!! HA! :) --THINKER 05:40, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

It's all you on the nom, Ljlego. I wasn't going to myself; I was just going to add my sig to the for list. --So So 05:46, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Your n00b did something

My article was in the feature spot today for UnNews. UnNews:World_ends Not my best, but I'm not complaining! --SirIsaac 12:46, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Awesome man! I'm glad to see you active and editing at the least; it helps that its well written and fun also. Keep up the good work, unlike my other n00b who I think I might have to cast back into the sea. You're moving up in the ranks son!! ;) --THINKER 17:12, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Raymond Chandler

This is a rewrite that I did a while ago, and I was wondering if you could have a glance over, see if there is anything to add/remove. See what you think. I've noticed words "sorry" and "apartment" and I echo the sentiments of the other posts. Don alun 12:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Looks pretty damn good to me man, rather entertaining!! The only noticeable thing I'd change is some of the wikilinks, just for a little added spice (I like to use them as subtle jokes when possible).. It's got good funny all the way through, which is a great thing considering many authors start off with a good idea and good joke, then basically pad the last couple of sections to give the illusion of length. Well, us readers who take the time to read the whole piece appreciate humor from top to bottom, which this piece accomplishes. If you'd like the whole 9 yards, slap it on a Pee Review page and lemme know. ;)

Oh and yea, thanks about the apt thing.. we're slowly making our way back to normalcy, even though I still get freaked out walking up my god damn staircase every day.. Uncyclopedia and white russians are really helping though. :) --THINKER 17:32, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Whoops, PS - One thing I think you could incorporate in the Chandler piece that could be funny is his hatred for Alfred Hitchcock. I hadn't realized that fact until browsing Chandler's wikipedia page; maybe he could be a rival stand-up comic or something. I leave those creative decisions to you, good piece so far already man. --THINKER 17:34, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Love the idea on Hitchcock, but I think I'll take a bit of time to think of the right thing to do with it . I don't want to cobble some old rubbish together, which I have been guilty of before. It'll be a useful addition to maybe get rid of the shameless article whoring in the middle. I wrote this when I was still a proper n00b so the formatting is still a little shy of proper. It's been pee'd before, but I thought you'd have a good perspective on it being a noir fan.

Audio for Side effects

Hey, I read the message you left on talk:Side effects, and I would be honored to have audio on that page! It doesn't matter what the drug's name is (I think it's fun-ex with a long official name), so if you have some ideas let me know! (use talk:Side effects I guess) --Cajek 18:34, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Awesome!! Yeah Fun-ex is fine by me, it was the official name that was too much of a tongue twister when I was reading aloud. You've shortened it up just fine, so tomorrow after class I think I'll go buy myself another shitty radio shack microphone (I think my original $10 garbage mic was stolen, amazingly) Assuming I can get the proper sounding Enya music, I might have a rough cut tomorrow evening. :) --THINKER 18:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh man, that rocks! What is the file going to be in? I can't read .ogg, but it doesn't matter, so long as it makes my page look more official! BTW, any Enya song will work, try "A Day Without Rain", and then when the announcer starts whispering, switch to Marilyn Manson or something, I dunno. This is so awesome! --Cajek 18:47, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

The file will most likely be an mp3. I've got some cool ideas for it so far, lemme see if I can find that song.. --THINKER 18:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Update: I have definitely NOT forgotten about this. I just started a new set of classes and haven't been able to get to a store for a new mic. Don't worry, it shall be done! :) --THINKER 17:37, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I'm honored that you're even doing it, my friend. Take your time... but not too much, lol --Cajek 17:39, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:58, 10 July 2007

THINKER'D

I'd suggest, for that template, the use not of {{USERNAME}}, but instead {{PAGENAME}}. That is what they use in the welcome template, and it doesn't change depending on the username of the viewer.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:24, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

But if I put it on a Userpage, wouldn't it show up as User talk:Ljlego instead of just Ljlego? --THINKER 00:23, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

I would've thought that too. But no, it doesn't. Look on my talk page. I still have my welcome message up. It says "Welcome, Ljlego" and in the code, it says "Welcome {{PAGENAME}}." But let's test, shall we, The Thinker/Archive 4?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:25, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

HA! Technology is magic. --THINKER 00:27, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Certainly is. See, I wouldn't have brought this up, but the username thing threw me off when I saw it on Manforman's page. 'Twas confusing. Glad I could help.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:28, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Indeed, it snagged Modus also. Changed, thanks man. And congratz on the new VFH implimentation, its a cool step up. :) --THINKER 00:32, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Ah, thank you. And penultimately, good to know Modus got shagged snagged too (though he might not appreciate being lumped in with me). And, finally, I wish I could vote twice for Tuesdays with Maury. Really do.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:51, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Aww, yeah looks like Maury is in the Autumn of his VFH run.. but hey, HowTo:Deceive people on eBay just got another vote, and Cup Stacking is showing strong (currently, plus a red user which is a good sign). My theory; when one fails, write a funnier one (now that you're done being Codebreaker I'm hoping for some more VFH-worthies from you, mine son). :D --THINKER 01:05, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Be a Gangsta is my latest one. I've been told by STM himself that the writing is good, so I feel happyful. I realize that the concept is not original, but what we have in that sector at the moment is t3h suxxor. So, as I did with Nazi, I will try and make people like it. It'll get done sooner or later.

Plus, it doesn't look as if I'll be making admin in this VFS, so I'll still have time for the whole writing bit.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:20, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, my friend

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:56, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Employee Manual

Well, I added the bit about workplace safety. It needs something, though. The piss is indeed being reviewed. Think you can help me bring this old junker to the major leagues with some advice? Thanks. --SirIsaac 01:55, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Woahzor. This is like the fifth or sixth time that you have been personally asked for a Pee Review! Nicely done, bud.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:59, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Well in this case it's my adopted n00b, but I do appreciate and welcome all requests for my opinions. It is quite an honor to be appreciated for wit. :)

And Isaac, I'll get to it either later tonight or after class tomorrow (at which time I will also have a new mic for side effects). We'll get 'er fixed up in a jiffy. --THINKER 03:48, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Okie doke then, followed your advice [removed fatkid and replaced with employee, expanded jobsa bit, expanded safety- though safety is still lacking, unfortunately] and article does seem to have improved. I do like the image I put in place of the fat kid. --SirIsaac 02:20, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

THE ZAPPA IS HERE!

Yeah I dunno...I just had to tell somebody about that. -RAHB 07:51, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

• Also I found Sofa #2 is on the album One Size Fits All -RAHB 09:02, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Sweet!! If I mail you a crate of blanks will ya burn 'em all for me? ;) lol --THINKER 18:31, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Haha, absolutely. -RAHB 23:46, 13 July 2007 (UTC)