User talk:Thekillerfroggy/Archive5
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How much can YOU take!!
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My first queue. 
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11/24 00:14
Broomsticks
Any reason why you hated my article on broomsticks? It was short but I assume others could expand on it well enough. The idea was to capitalize on them as transport vehichles.
Satan
Why did you delete the whole trivia section of the satan page? Makuus 19:05, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Sorry.
Hey, this is User:Sanguineyes sorry about the whole deleting snark animal thingy. you can put it back on. please don't use bad language as it is my first article, and I really want to do good on it. you want to help me finish another article? And, do you know User:electrified mocha chinchilla? They adopted me. I never knew my uncyclopedia parents...
Thanks
Thanks for the welcome. Shruti14 02:24, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
IMTG19CEG
I moved the guide to the UnBooks mainspace, and, to fix the last remaining redirects, would I have to move the VFH nomination page as well? Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 05:36, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
- I seem to have successfully moved the nom page, and I think I fixed all the redirects, but could you check it over for me, just to be sure? Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 05:46, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
TKF!
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:42, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
Lulz!!
I want to sincerely apologize for criticizing your page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, saying things like it was "too high brow" and it "sucked balls". As I mentioned to Ljlego, I usually have to read a page at least twice before I can fully appreciate it. I did read it again, and I actually got it. The Jews did the Boston Tea Party. Brilliant! Not to mention the reference to the philosopher Goa Tse! I must say, your page is great afterall. Although there is always room for improvement. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 
10:03, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Much obliged
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The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need. And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today? |
Yeah, cheers TKF. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:59, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Hard to read
Hey TKF, You were the first non-me person to edit Hard to read and so I was wondering if you would take a look at talk:hard to read and tell me if this is VFH worthy. We've already got 4 votes! -- <-> 22:32, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Thanks!
| The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran. |
| The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring! |
Thanks again! - UnIdiot | 
| Talk | Contribs - 00:50, Oct 12
hey
(That is, "Jim Groovester thanks you for voting for UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen and demands that you pay him, since he finds it most difficult conceiving of an honest man who refused to pay for a service rendered, especially when he, his pregnant wife, and his six children are starving in the slums abordering the River Thames.")
thanx for teh nom k thx bai Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 08:11, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Help please
Can you help spiff up my article Anti-Gamex? Also, whats your opinion on the World in Conflict page. Plz respond eventually.
Thanks
Thnks for the info/welcome. Check out the American Kennel Club if you can. Joe C. 20:12, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Thank'ee!
| Your vote for UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur has earned you a free mug of OIL!!! Thank you for voting. Oh, |
Thanks for votin'! --THE 12:16, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Congratulations!
You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of September 2007.
I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. Its clear to many that you are a talented writer, but for the last couple of months your contributions have really gone up a notch. -- Sir Mhaille 
(talk to me)
Thank you
Rooby Rooby Roo!
Hey Frogz, you're the one who moved J'accuse to UnMysteries! When are you going to sit down, take a break, and write one?... and let me see it? Is your brain bubbling with ideas? -- <-> 16:31, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
Thanks
| A special thank you from Sweatshop
To reward our customers' loyalty when voting for Sweatshop at the vfh awards, Sweatshop ltd. would like to give you this £5 voucher for the store. We hope you put this gift to good use. Voucher expires 21st October 2007 |
-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 12:37, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
D'oh
Rolled back there - my fingers are quicker on the keyboard than my drunken brain is at interpreting what my eyes see. :) RabbiTechno 22:40, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the welcome!
I'll endevor to be funny, but....seriously....I'm a Geologist there is a limit....--Rocksanddirt 18:58, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
You made the right choice...
You know, we're all winners here at the NotM nominations, but I feel so especially honored that you chose me. I will donate the award money to charity, doing my part to stop world hunger by giving an African child one quarter of a full course meal. Thank you, thank you. You know...
Thanks for voting for me! Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 21:08, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for nomming me!!
hahahahhahaha <-> 21:48, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
RE: Hello, USERNAME, and welcome to the non-automated Thank You messaging system!
Well, all I did was vote for who I thought was best deserving. But thanks for the personal "Thank You" message! It warmed my heart. And some other places that probably shouldn't be mentioned but were also warmed. Like my penis. Cheers! -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 01:31, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
Excellent voting
 For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly. |
--The Acceptable 
Cainad 
(Fnord) 02:33, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
Thank you
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--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:43, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
No, but seriously Frog
Thank you. I guess I'm not doing so bad for a Kant scholar with a mood disorder, eh? -- <-> 04:30, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
- I was nominated for GotM a month and a week ago, and I got banned for two weeks soon after that! Dang. -- <-> 04:33, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
My latest piece of... article
Hey TKF, would you like to review my latest article when I'm done with it? -- <-> 03:56, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah definitely! Are there any you want me to review that take precedence, or should I just review whatever looks interesting? -- <-> 04:07, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
- I'm looking over "how much can you take" right now. In the meantime, here's mine: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Down Home Drug Commercial Thanks again, man, you rock! -- <-> 04:33, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
X(
Why do you keep reverting my AAA typed stuff. WHY WHY WHY WHY???? Meesa mad.
--Darth Retro 12:54, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
I is thank you
| Rejoice, Thekillerfroggy! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award | 
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| For donating high quality material to the Pee Review. |
Welcome by you good and also be is your pee review. Much clapping of the hands be in order! --Cajek is a big ol doofus 17:10, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
- Thank you! Anything else you want me to review? I got time right now and maybe you'd be willing to review something of mine? -- <-> 04:47, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Nice Work
on the reverts.....if only some lazy admin would idle by to ban the bugger.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
I'm sorry
I just looked at my review of travel guide, and I noticed you saying at the top "I think this might be my funniest one yet." I'm glad you're not upset that I didn't "love-love-loooovee iiiittt"... If you are, that's expected and I'm sorry. I really really liked the article, though, you've gotta believe me! -- <-> 02:59, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
- Ooh, looks like it's vfh time. I guess I really don't know what I'm doing on pee reviews. -- <-> 03:03, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Ever heard..
Of don't bite the newcomers? Maybe the poor soul was scared off by our lack of appreciation! 
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 20:05, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Classy
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Don't fuck with them. |
Here's a handy user template! -- <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer, Frogz!
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Aaawww... Thekillerfroggy/Archive5 has been diagnosed with cancer. colon cancer. Yeah. Incurable. |
Have a weird little user template! -- <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
MO9P
gouge my eyes will ya? KTXBY. ~
22:59, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
- Hey, I warned ya. I did. But, nobody believed me, and now tubgirl was on our main page. I think we should learn from this, and take Led very seriously when he says someone from his town is going to goatse the main page. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:32, Nov 12
Feel the power of science!!
| The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was. |
| Thanks for voting, and remember, |
Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:32, Nov 12
The villains begrudgingly thank you
For voting yes on the Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains. SIRS would like to remind all drinkers of Vila-Cola that the product has tested negative for mind-controlling agents and is perfectly safe to drink. Make sure to check out all the other fine products former villains have to offer, and vote for Lex Luthor in the upcoming 2008 presidential election.
Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 03:29, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
Your removal of QFA on Sally Stein's....
It doesn't bother me that you did it (though I am certain that I added the QFA when the feature was at 16...must've been mere seconds or so. What confuses me is what in the world caused you to look through the VFH archives and change it over a month after it was added. I'm confused.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:44, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
- Ah, fair enough. Well, if you care, I have a new work that has been Pee'd by Led and subsequently improved by me. I was considering SNF, but that's not cool, and then I just saw this opportunity. BUt I'm not gonna link you or nothing.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:33, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy
Um... I don't understand the article (please 'splain to me Lucy), which is ok, but the formatting is UnNews-like... our of respect to your Aunty Hera, I wait for you to enlighten me and/or tidy it up... please? Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:23, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
Your re-direct
Umm, Thanks for the re-direct! I take it that was done in Houmer? I did put coler in lower case on purpose, or is that porpoise? MrN 
23:26, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
Hi Mr Killerfroggy...
Just wondered if you might fancy talking a look see at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Color Problem... Would be full of grates if you did... No problem if not... Thanks MrN 22:46, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
Thanks!
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!
Thanks for the vote! Oh, and screw you for having that youtube video on top of your talk page! It totally distracted me from my task of thanking everybody! :-D --THE 01:04, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
- That video really is quite awesome. That show is apparently funnier than I was led to believe.. --THINKER 03:19, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
I really want to thank you
I'm sorry that you didn't get to nominate SoSo for WotM, Frogz. I want to thank you very deeply for nominating me, and I hope you aren't disappointed that you did it! <-> Dec 1, 15:56
Coo, ta!
| Ta ever so! Under User's image factory thanks you for recognising their contribution to Uncyclopedia's potatochopping community. Pay peanuts, get... Under User's image factory! |
Thanks for the vote in this stiffly-contested arena! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:19, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
Thank god you're a sysop
I would've voted for you if I was one. I just now realized that, had I not gone to ZB when I was banned I would still be banned until tomorrow. Oh, can you do me a favor? If you could just make me a sysop for just one hour I could have this website shaped up in no time. Consider the advantages of having Cajek as an admin:
- No more noob pee reviews. All reviews will be locked, reviewed, and then immediately deleted along with the page if it has a score under 45.
- More templates: With Cajek, for every article made, a corresponding template will be created, along with the deletion of 2 articles for every 3 templates.
- Better users: Everyone who's name is not an anagram of C-A-J-E-K will be delorted or whatever except LedBalloon, who will be promoted to super-admin. Everyone left will be given Writer of the Year, and every article featured.
I think you should consider my offer. I wait expectantly! <-> (Dec 2) @ 18:10
Okay, okay, so that doesn't tickle your fancy? I've got a few more ideas here:
- More awards: Everyone left will be given every single award there is, even the user operated ones.
- Better website name: The website will be changed to CAJEK.COM to reflect the hour that I'm sysop.
- More and BETTER pee reviews: Everyone who has ever written any bad article will be permabanned until I can think of something more humiliating for them. Is there something longer than permaban?
Consider my NEW offer. I wait even more expectantly for your decision. <-> (Dec 2) @ 18:18
- Congrats! Go add you and Mordillo to MediaWiki:Common.css. DEW IT NOW! :) -- — Sir Manticore
18:28, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
- Congrats on your adminship. Finally. Here, have a free sucker to ban. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 18:48 Dec 02, 2007
- I'd also like to extend my congratulations. Even though I don't really remember if I voted for you. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 22:49, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
- You know, I've always said that I had an eye for greatness.... ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:02, Dec 2
- You know, I've always said that I had an eye for greatness.... ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
Slow down god damn it
You're making me look bad :). Congrats! And now for my first professional inquiry - where'd ya get that nifty mega deletion multiple files script? ~ 01:56, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Thank you!
 You voted... |
Thanks! --Sir 01:55, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Uh, you might not wanna block that range infinitely
That's a large chunk of a popular UK ISP. Look. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:00, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
- Sorry about that, I've no formal knowledge of what IPs actually are, and their consequences. Ban rescinded, I blocked the wrong range anyway. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 02:02, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Now that you're an admin...
...would you mind unbanning my little brother? Fonchy's been itching to come back to Uncyc for months now. If you don't comply to my request, Boomer and I plan to ambush you on IRC, drag you to #uncyc-cyber, and perform buttsecks on you until you do comply. Thank you for your cooperation.-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 04:29, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Old, orphaned recordings
Special:Unusedimages is full of old recordings of yours that have been orphaned by the UnNews they were designed for being deleted, and quite frankly, they clutter it up to such an extent that work cannot be done as quickly as it should be done. Is there a way that you can give me your blessing to delete them, or even better, create some sort of Old Recordings archive in your userspace so they are de-orphaned? --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 19:14, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
- If you wouldn't mind moving them to User:Zim ulator/My old orphaned recordings, that would be very cool. Thanks for the heads up. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 10:54, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Why, hello, sir!
I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!
| The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic. |
| *Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with. |
Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:12, Dec 4
VFH
Damnit, if I could write the word PREVIEW!!! and REMEMBER TO ADD THE ARTICLE NAME BEFORE SAVING!!! in any more capital capitals I would! :P Oh, and if you do forget to put the article name in and save it, it's a lot easier to revert the edit and do it again, than find which bits of code to change back. Seriously though, at least someone's featuring on time now! • Spang • UotF | talk • 19:41, 04 Dec 2007
- Sorry, I was in a bit of a rush to get to school >_> I'll remember for next time, though ;) --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 19:57, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
| Spang has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Many thanks.
| MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page. |
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| *Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really. |
And for actually putting it on the front page also! MrN 17:25, Dec 6
*STAR WARS theme plays...*
| A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy... | |
| I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting! |
Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:03, Dec 7
???
What edit got me blocked? 98-207-43-189 05:45, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
Fun toys are fun!
| Operation: Horizon - Engaged You have helped in Operation: Horizon - Admiral Enzo Aquarius sends his thanks. Long live the Horizon! |
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
20:30, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Advice
TKF, would you mind taking a look at Compulsive Linking Disorder? It isn't very funny, but the issue it deals with seems real enough. Should I try transforming it into a funny article, or is it "real" enough to warrant moving into the Uncyclopedia-space, alongside UN:DUMB and other such articles? Much obliged, Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" (cover your eyes!) 02:11, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
Irony Indeed
Well, I don't blame you for getting mad at me for whoring, although I thought my campaign was kind of funny. However it is kind of ironic that you removed your vote to me after I made a pledge to never whore again in the comments section of my nomination. I did that before reading your threat to block AE and me. I'm not about to ask you to change your vote back, as that would be totally unfair to UnTalented, as he has actually behaved. But I am little sad. Also, I think AE may in fact be an account created by an already experienced user, because they seem to have avoided the mistakes beginners make, and seem to be able to track my "Every Friggen Move" instantaneously. AE is also the one that got my friends banned despite the fact that those weren't puppet accounts, as they were never created for the purpose of benefiting me. You might want to look into that. Again, sorry for the whoring and the loss of your vote. You might want to read my comment on my nom page just for my personal sake. :(
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Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 03:20, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
- Struck-out remarks withdrawn
--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 16:46, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
why?
what was the purpose of deleting the "Wolf Blitzer" addition? I had three of my frat brothers rolling as I was writing it. Don't be a wiki-nazi. Fartblossom 20:40, 11 December 2007 (UTC)Fartblossom
- I removed it because
okay, I read "HTBFANJS"...*yawn*, my addition was on for a total of 10 seconds before the other "admin" deleted it. Thats why I said he vandalized it (is it physically impossible for an "admin" to vandalize an article?)It wasn't stupid. It WAS funny. Wolf Blitzer looks like a freakin werewolf with that beard of his. And its funny because it fits right into his name...Werewolf Blitzer. Don't be a sheep and just follow what someone else does "just because"...youre going against what this whole site is about Fartblossom 08:01, 12 December 2007 (UTC)Fartblossom
- ....I don't know....if you're the type that thinks including the word "fart" in everything (such as your name) is funny, then....you're not funny at all. As for having "frat brothers" ROFL, that's not much of an accomplishment, due to the fact that frats tend not to be too selective when it comes to maturity or real sense of humor (ie: eating feces while piercing one's own nipple is not "funny"). So please, sir, kindly take your seat.-Si