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I'm going off the grid for a while. I had a visit the other day from the Secret Service... Yes, really... Got a wee bit spooked. Anyways, I am doin' fine, thanks for askin'. I hope everyone is doin' fine as well. I miss you all. I think of you all everyday. Take care, my comrades.

Premier Tom Mayfair

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UNSOC and User Awards

Hey, this is about UNSOC (for those of you who don't read headers (you know who you are)). I've noticed that its gone sort of inactive. 3 users have requested Zhongshan suits w/ no answer and 1 user has reqsuested a promotion with no answer. I contacted Jocke Pirat about it and hasn't answered back; has he gone away? Drop me a line on my talk page to talk about the fate of UNSOC, if you can be bothered. Thank you, Comrade! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~KUN PotM VFH VFP VotM PEEING~} 17:30, Nov 21

Also, a lot of your user awards are behind. Can just anyone update them or must it be you? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~KUN PotM VFH VFP VotM PEEING~} 17:34, Nov 21

TOM! DON'T GO!

What happens if Cornmuffin comes back?! WHO SHALL SAVE US THEN?!? ~ 14:20, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Take me now

what does she mean, what does she mean!

hey! haven't talked in forever! What's up? The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:48, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

You're lettin' you know that you want to procreate. In this since, you want me to insert my phallus into your vagina and deposit my seed so my future lineage will continue. Passin' on my genetics to a new generation for the soul purpose of world domination or for the simple fact that I love doin' it.

Other than that, I am fine. How have you been? Premier Tom Mayfair

Well, thank you for clearing that up for me. And, I'm doing pretty well! SCHOOL IS ALMOST OVER. yups! hey, do you mind if I whore at you? Maybe I will later, too tired right now. All of that copying I'd have to do. Hey! Just click on the CMC thing on my sig. You won't regret it! Sooooo, get on IRC much? I feel...as if a part of me is missing. Woe is me! all right...I'm umm, gonna go. Have fun with your Phallus. That's right, capital p. The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:01, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I'm back!

Well, after a long break, I am back! Fou-Lu 15:01, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations. Premier Tom Mayfair

Inquiry regarding Talk:In The Groove

The article itself was last deleted by Mordillo and undeleted a while later by Spang (log). You deleted the talk page as orphaned (log). I hope I'm asking the right person...

The old history of the talk page contains information about Pee Reviews, so it should probably be restored somewhere. I'm not sure if it's better to put it in Talk:In The Groove/archive1 or just histmerge it. I say "histmerge" because I recreated the talk page with a comment about the article's content (which BTW should be given ample time to improve); that probably wasn't a smart thing for me to do before making this request. --Pentium5dot1 19:23, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Done. Thank you for shoppin'. Come back soon. Premier Tom Mayfair

Hey!

Tom! Sir Modusoperandi 06:00, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Modusoperandi! Premier Tom Mayfair

I don't actually have anything to say. I just really needed to use your bathroom. Sir Modusoperandi 06:02, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

The bathroom is on the right. Premier Tom Mayfair

Oh. I thought the room I ran in to looked an awful lot like not a bathroom. Sir Modusoperandi 06:30, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

That because it was the bathroom. Premier Tom Mayfair

Ah. You're out of toilet paper. Luckily, I brought my own. Sir Modusoperandi 06:55, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Ran out of tissues again. Had to supplement. Premier Tom Mayfair

UDHR

Can't see why you deleted my entry on the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. It was not intended to be funnily nonsense. It was pretty serious, instead. 90.133.73.15 02:32, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

I don't like /Serious Business/. Premier Tom Mayfair

OK. I had previously tried to add an entry on the UDHR that was IMHO humorous and funny, yet not stupid, but that was deleted by someone else. So I am starting to wonder who wrote your Uncyclopedia, if you keep removing all contributions, for any possible reason, and for any possible opposite reason? Could you write an entry on the UDHR for me which is consistent with this site's standards of humour, please? 90.133.73.15 02:42, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Human Rights? Have you not been to Kentuckistan? Premier Tom Mayfair

Don't you have a similar policy to Wikipedia of improving entries to your taste, instead of outright removing them? I will visit Kentuckistan once my entry is reinstated; the first version would be highily appreciated :) 90.133.73.15 12:25, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

This isn't Wikipedia for one. Two, we're not obligated to write articles for other people. Three, we have a place for such crap. We have a way for things to be ran 'round here. Premier Tom Mayfair

I had already read those guidelines, and of course I was not seriously expecting from anyone that s/he should write anything in my place. By the way, you are a sysop, and I guess you can check it for yourself, my previous version was indeed funny but not just stupid... and then who dictates such evaluation criterions. Anyway, let's go back to the point, my messages above were just for fun, and I had taken some sense of humor for granted in the Uncyclopedia. Bye 90.133.73.15 19:11, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

I reviewed it. Too short, lacks proper article format, lacks a lot to be considered an article. Premier Tom Mayfair

Of archiving and so forth

Hi there comrade, I was on a bit of a roll this morning, and I went and did the archiving of the WhotM page. Hope this is OK (and hope I did it to your satisfaction!) If there's a problem, give me a shout - I'm trying to increase my helpfulness, not my ban prospects! Anywhat, tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:30, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Tis fine with me. I'm paranoid as of late so it's been hard to focus. Premier Tom Mayfair

GTFO!

Well, I've shown mine...

SHOW ME YOUR TITS! Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

I wish to leech coolness from you!

Greetings Comrade!,

I am seeking adoption from the likes of you. I see you as a close fit to my needs due to my ridiculously high tolerance of pain and embarrassment, which I believe you will enjoy, due to your ridicously high need to cause pain and embarassment! Please adopt me and make great hand party upon me!

JeysisChrist 11:36, 8 January 2008 (UDT)

Welcome to the family, JeysisChrist. Feel free to ask me for help, reviews, suggestions, whatever. My talk page is always open. Premier Tom Mayfair

First question! How do create a signature? Also, what program do I need to create a picture loop like the Jamming Stalin below?

JeysisChrist 9:31, 9 January 2008 (UDT)

Is this supposed to be directed at me? That spelling of Jeysis seems awfully similar to mine... also, dont worry about my question about the signature, I got it.--JeysisChrist 16:32, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

The Jammin' Stalin Below? This one? Just 'bout any photo programs can make the image itself. Gimp can make it active. It's Communist friendly. Premier Tom Mayfair

& no, it's not a reference to you. Premier Tom Mayfair

Thanks, Ill have to try some stuff with that. I'm guessing the mortal enemy template you have on your user page is directed towards me, seeing as it links to my page... which leads to my next question, how do I format templates so that when I create them they end up like the large black one that covers your main page, and how do I format them to the "This user is a" type template? --JeysisChrist 14:14, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Trial & error. It's how I learned. Premier Tom Mayfair

Bah! I just realized how stupid my comment about your mortal enemy template is... Anyways, if you've noticed, I've gotten the hang of user boxes, as evidenced in my User Page, although I still have yet to figure out how to create a larger template like yours. No need to worry, I'll simply scour the help pages for hours until I find the solution. --JeysisChrist 16:40, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Why am I not surprised...

...that this is yours? Sir Modusoperandi 23:56, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

I thought it would go good with the Hitler that I added to the UnTunes main page. Premier Tom Mayfair

That's where I saw it. I was all "Hey!", and Stalin was all oom, oom, oom, oom. No one rocks harder than Stalin. Sir Modusoperandi 00:09, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry PirateNinjamas!

Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:10, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Comrade, The Happiest of Sectarian Holidays Upon You

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:28, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Mr. Winkler

Tom,

I hope you don't mind, but I moved a recent Mr. Winkler spinoff to User:Tom mayfair/Mr. Winkler. I can revert it if you'd like, although I thought it made a nice ending to the series. Thanks for the Christmas card by the way. :) MadMax 20:31, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Adopt Me!

Dear TOM MAYFAIR,

The idiotic n00b "Bonzi77" would like to be taken under your lordliness. Do you accept? Y/N

What would you like to do? __

Bonzi77 21:36, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Just ask when you have a question. Premier Tom Mayfair

UNLIMITED POWER

Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny December 3 02:14 Mordillo (Talk) blocked Mordillo (Talk) (Infinite) (Clear off!).

~ 16:34, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah that movie thing was half done... i have been really busy plus betterer, cleverer things to make. Its been thrown to the IPs for now. --Moneke 23:53, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay...? Has no one told you that I can't even remember how I got here & have powah? Premier Tom Mayfair

The Official Uncyclopedia Cabal bestows upon you, one of Uncyclopedia's greatest assassins, this deadly weapon

You know why. Use it wisely.

Yo

Please delete these sub pages of mine. They are no longer of any use. User:Ivan Kricancic/Wikipedia, User:Ivan Kricancic/Pseudo-Admins, and User:Ivan Kricancic/Velika Hrvatska. Thanks.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DELETE THE 'NORTH HILL HOUSE' PAGE ON UNCYCLOPEDIA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 213.83.125.225 (talk • contribs)

Yet another redirect creation thwarted for dubious reasons

Regarding Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion#666: Was this not closed with an adequate consensus justification for redirection? AFAIK the page "1" is used as a part of the Timeline, and pages with numeric titles not qualified by the word "(number)" are usually redirected to the timeline, right? I thought my edit summary adequately suggested this. Pentium5dot1 20:54, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your prompt response. I will try to be a little nicer next time. I have started a discussion at Uncyclopedia talk:Votes for deletion#Delete vs redirect in an attempt to avoid future problems. Pentium5dot1 21:06, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

HEY TOM!

I'm finished with your artwork. I need to make a trip to Kinko's to print it nicely, then I'll send it. I can upload an image of it if you want, because it may be awhile before I can go to Kinko's. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 22:10, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Whatever you feel is best. I'm the epitome of patience. Premier Tom Mayfair

Uploaded. Hell yeah. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 01:12, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

The robot has uploaded. It will be in the mail soon. BTW, how do you like it? The one I uploaded is the second to final draft. The one I will send is larger, and has a few more details on it and my signature and such. Is it a sufficient prize? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:38, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

More than sufficient. The image is quite good. Thanks for the prize. Premier Tom Mayfair

Nofuism

Template:Nofu

Hey Tom, If I attempt to create an "Order of Nofuism" for Uncyclopedia will my page be deleted by admins? Is this a reasonable project? The Nofus will be society of Aristocracy (A.K.a Nofu Aristocrats, which is funny, right!?!). I will describe it all very well in my article, which will initiate this Uncyclopedia society. Does it have to be a regular article, or can it be earmarked as something else? Your response is much awaited. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 01:17, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

We do have the UnBooks & UnScripts projects if you want to get away from the realm of articles. Plus, it is always best for registered users to draft it in their name space (← right there is a good start). We rarely delete from the user space. Have at it. Premier Tom Mayfair

Hmmm...

So what's the deal with WikiPOP? Is it back up now? Copyright issues resolved? Before, the whole site was deleted and we all had admin priviledges, now it's all back up and we've all been infibanned. I'm confused. --THE 13:55, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Lick Your Elbow

I thought it was cool, probably mostly because I made it, but also, if I was just repeatedly clicking random page, and that came up, I would laugh out loud. Please un-huff it, protect it, put it up for a review or something, if it gets mostly negative feedback, then go ahead and delete it, but please just give it a while. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Guitarplayer001 (talk • contribs)

No. Premier Tom Mayfair

<sarcasm>wow, thanx for being so considerate and kind.</sarcasm> *rolls eyes* —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Guitarplayer001 (talk • contribs)

God Delusion entry deleted

Could you let me know why you deleted the page I created for The God Delusion. Tory 21:03, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Too short, no categories, lackin' quite a bit to be considered an article. Premier Tom Mayfair

Thank ye!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for voting him to be an admin! The "former": sockpuppet-maker drama-creating-hate-machine Vanity-creator (left) cannot be more obliged... it really shows you care.

ahem

Could you restore Game:Grueslayer/town/rally? Thanks. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) ‎ 17:10, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, if I had restored it, it would have been to a point where YOU blanked the page. Shame on you. Premier Tom Mayfair

UnNews

Ok, so I wrote an UnNews article UnNews:FOX NEWS Buys Uncyclopedia, but now I am wondering what the process is to get the article linked from the main page? I'm pretty sure it's good enough to have a headline. Is there a place in UnNews were i would submit the article to be headlines, or what?

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 22:39, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Read this VERY carefully & don't fuck up. Premier Tom Mayfair

o_0

(Huff log); 18:51 . . Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Logs": What Rolls Downstairs, Rolls Over In Pairs, Rolls OVer Your Neighbor's Dog)

It's great for a snack, it fits on your back, it's Log Log Log! --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 03:05, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Interstate 99

I'm a newbie here, but the Intensive Care Unit seems to be for unfinished articles, but this was completed. Was any reason given for its listing? Thank you. --NE2 21:04, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

{{ICU|01:59, 14 November 2007 (UTC)|fix=It should be funny to all who read it, not just those insiders.|sub=notfunny}}. Premier Tom Mayfair

Eh, I followed "The truth is usually funnier than nonsense. The funniest pages are those closest to the truth." The example there means nothing to me, since I don't know who Erik Estrada is, but presumably someone who does would "get it". The same is true here; I-99 was written into law by Representative Bud Shuster of Altoona, Pennsylvania. --NE2 23:46, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Erik Estrada was the hispanic cop on CHiPs. Everyone knows that. Premier Tom Mayfair

I-99 is out of place. Everyone knows that. --NE2 01:21, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Where? Premier Tom Mayfair

In your stomach, since you huffed it :) --NE2 03:35, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Wouldn't that put it in his lungs? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:48, Dec 9

If it's not going to be unhuffed, can I have the content to use elsewhere? --NE2 17:36, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Here Ya Go. Premier Tom Mayfair

Thanks, I'm done with that page now. --NE2 23:04, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

UNSOC

Marquis thinkwise make join UNSOC! Make good French friend of communism. No make Marquis Une Prole. J'aime le ranke d'especial de "Major" o "Outer Minister of Nofu". Vous aiment l'idée ? Merci mon ami, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 15:42, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

The Issues At Hand

Hello Dear Leader/Comrade/Comandante/Adopter/Михаил!

I would very much like your view of issues I face opinion...wise. Still learning the ropes, man! Anyways, I am facing a number of issues at the moment on this site and would like to know what you think...

1. My contributions. Yes, I've been busy and hence slow with making many contribs. But it's more than that. I've read HTBFANJS, but it just isn't getting through to me for some reason. I want to make my first page but can't. Perhaps I've just got teh jitters. Any thoughts on why I can't make my first page? Some Mayfair humor tips maybe?

2. UNSOC. How would I join this mighty organisation? Is there some kind of selection system? Or is it admins only? Because if it is, I might just have to go all "26th of July" on yo ass...

3. Adminship. I have just left the organisation of PARASITICAL FASCIST CAPITALIST IMPERIALIST BURGEOISE CIA APOLOGIST REACTIONARIES!!! and would like information as to how the adminship thing works here. Is it different or w/e?

If you could give me your take on the issues, I would be most greatful. Oh, and by the way, please litter your response with as much sarcasm, sexual innuendo and connotations of Stalinism as you can. That's the way we like it from Tommy. Thanks! The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 17:53, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

/me pops up (how's that for innuendo?) Here, lemme help you out.

1. Can't think of any ideas for writing new pages? Try The Creative Process. You can always rewrite a page in bad shape (Category:Rewrite).

1. UNSOC registration is done here, I think.
2. Check out VFS.

And, oh yeah, sarcasm. Hmm... George W. Bush is America's Greatest President? How's that? Hope this helps. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:29, Dec 11

What he said. Premier Tom Mayfair

Still waiting for the sexual innuendo...~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:16, 12 December 2007 Fixed :P

I said I "popped up!" What more do you want from me!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Dec 12

I expected Tom to leap all over it tbh. Its not like him to miss a chance. ;P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:22, 12 December 2007

P.S. If you have trouble starting that oh-so-crucial first article, why not do like I did and just edit and tidy up a few articles. Perhaps volunteer on the Proofreading Service. (c wut i did thar?!) Maybe do a few reviews on Pee Review to get a feel for the humour here. HTBFANJS can be a little light on the overall "feel" I agree and we all know how important a good feel is! ;) Also I found hanging out on the Village Dump and the irc channel helped a great deal to get into the Uncyc swing of things. But then having said that, I've only written 2 articles so who am I to advise! GL! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:22, 12 December 2007

Thank you everyone for your advice! Dissapointed by the lack of Stalinism though...Premier Mayfair usually wins us all over with that. The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 16:48, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Tom!

Tom, I applied on UNSOC's web page. Please approve me soon. Please give me a cool rank, and look at the previous post of mine you never answered (2 up). --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 05:57, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Replied on your talk page. Premier Tom Mayfair

Many thanks, comrade. Major is a great rank, et J'apprécie! I will make glorious gains project Communism soon!--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! (12/12)14:24, (UTC)

Wow, I didn't even know about our UNSOC bank, and yet it is somewhat similar to the Bank of Nofu, although it is much more sophisticated. Nofu money is primarily for hording though...to earn a rank. Have some anyway, Comrade! Tom's Account.--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 22:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Media Wiki - A System Error?

Am I the only one that's getting a "Media Wikia:Please set up this Wikia" message every other time I try to edit or even view something?--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 22:43, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Hell if I know. I just got here. I don't see anythin' wrong. Premier Tom Mayfair

It seems to have gone away. Look at this Communist Jesus, I just wrote it! I have a few bits more too add and the I'll remove the WIP tomorrow. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 04:59, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Reviewd. Premier Tom Mayfair

Question

Do admins know when pages are added? If so, how? Joseph5626 01:51, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Here & Here. Premier Tom Mayfair

Merry Xmas!

Windows encountered an error during this season's greetings and must close We are sorry for any inconvenience caused (Bonner) (Talk)

Good Day Premier

I wonder if I could ask a question regarding ban patrol... I just added an entry to the list after noticing an obvious vandal. I was not aware that an admin (you) was currently monitoring recent changes... I then when I went back to recent changes, noticed that you had (very quickly) already banned the chap... Under these circumstances should I remove the entry I made in the ban patrol so that no other admin bothers to waste their time checking the guy out? As a general question regarding policy I mean... Does whatever answer you may give also apply to things added to QVFD? Thanks in advance... :) MrN  03:30, Dec 16

I'd leave it. They can just move on to the next ban just to be sure. This shite happens. Premier Tom Mayfair

Same for QVFD. Just leave it. Premier Tom Mayfair

Many thanks. MrN  03:35, Dec 16

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

And a very commie New Year.-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:19, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:09, Dec 17

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

--Æ 01:39, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING

Re: Bloody Pagans

Hawt. Thanks Tom. — Sir Manticore 02:35, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Now go fix QDB backlog you lazy communist. — Sir Manticore 02:54, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:27, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Yet Another....

Merry Christmas Comrade Tom! --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 04:15, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

Season's greetings!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
This greeting is not supported by Google AdSense, but it still sucks.

Thanks for the Christmas card, Premier Mayfair. ;-) -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 14:17, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh shit, why is my signature protected?

Tom, here's what it says: "User:Cajek/sig is protected because the following pages are protected with the cascade function:" User talk:Zana Dark! Not good!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 17 / 16:47)

Should work now. Premier Tom Mayfair

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR COMMUNIST STOCKING, or whatever you Kentuckistans call them

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

For your archive :P

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

17/12/2007 @ 22:03

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

To protect you in further Holiday mall shopping...

Christmas cuteness

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa. Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever! Not cute enough? CLICK to try again

Yay Christmas! -- sannse esnnas 21:36, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas

Communist Stuff

Hello comrade. I am new to the party. What do you want me to do? How do I gain rank? I'm a bit new here, but I have tried to write articles. One is still around. You deleted the other one :P --MaddMax 21:21, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, Comrade!

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU BETTER WATCH OUT SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN -- This preceding message of dire warning was brought to you by Unknown_user

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