User talk:Tompkins

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I WAS TRYING TO MAKE AN ARTICLE ABOUT X AND YOU DELETED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, sorry, it's just... we already have AAAAAAAAA!, and anything that follows the same idea, but isn't nearly as interesting, is usually deleted on spot.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:54, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

I have four _{Five Six, sir.} a lot of archives. You could probably find them on your own... but since you're lazy, I guess I can be a pal and help you out a bit. Archive 1 | Archive 2 | Archive 3 | Archive 4 | Archive 5 | Archive 6 | Archive 7 | Archive 8 | NEW! Archive 9

Contents 1 HEY!!! 2 +S 3 It's time! 4 UOTM 5 Template:DYK 6 Tompkins! You got some 'splainin' to do! 7 F@H 8 hey hey hey 9 Thank YOu 10 Huffing Bleary 11 Request 12 My Comrade 13 Consumerist 14 You Pwn 15 Another Thanks! 16 Congratulations! 17 MORE FOULS LESS BOWELS 18 Thanks 19 fuck fuck fuck fuck 20 Mmmmm Children 21 Umm, Tompkins? 22 I love your pagan holiday thing. 23 re: your comment on Forum:Hey guys check out my articles im a new user 24 re: your plot to get That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada featured (I'm not copying Modusoperandi) 25 Cookie storage 26 Help? 27 So.. 28 Unused image 29 +Zombie 30 Cheese 31 Ben's clock 32 Uncyclopedia logo change 33 I know you want it 34 LEGO 35 You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one 36 Poo Lit Surprise Judging 37 Thanks again! 38 Flattered 39 PLS Bribe 40 PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander 41 Say it ain't so 42 You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations! 43 Woo hoo! 44 **** was NOT an AAAAAAAAA! clone 45 PLS judging 46 Braydie's back 47 Bloody Pagans 48 Christmas and stuff 49 Merry Christmas

[edit] HEY!!!

you're...gone? I spose that's why you haven't been on IRC in a while :P we were talking about you the other day though, you know! Anyway, I was looking through the QDB and decided to talk to you! Loves! Talk later :D Tayor MUN (Praise!) 19:01, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] +S

Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy. There is no personalised message either.

—Braydie at 00:00, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] It's time!

Well, the time has finally come for judging the best at PLS. Since it'd be extremely hard (if not impossible) to fairly judge all 13 entries in your category in one sitting, it's recommended you start early and take it in stages. You were chosen as a judge because I trust your judgment when it comes to humor at Uncyclopedia, so you may use any method of choosing the winners that you deem fit. I do have space for you on the judging page to rank your top five favorite articles, in order, and give honorable mention to any other articles in your category that you deem "worthy" of being an Uncyclopedia article (which will then be unlocked after PLS is over). I'd prefer to have the entries almost fully judged by the Wednesday, the 7th of February, though the deadline isn't until the 10th. As such, be ready for me to be panicking if there's nothing done on your entry on the judging page by the 7th. Thank you again for judging, and enjoy the read (as many of the entries are quite funny this go around, in my opinion). Please contact me at my talkpage if you have any questions.--<<>> 00:55, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and by the way. Next time you're looking at Alexia's stats, compare where we stand to where www.homestarrunner.com stands. Methinks you'll be amused.--<<>> 03:32, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] UOTM

Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

—Braydie at 15:23, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Template:DYK

You unprotected it because Nin was editing it, right? I'm pretty sure he was permabanned; even if he wasn't, he seems to be done. Some people who shall remain anonymous have been adding their own since you unprotected it. Could you put it back under protection? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:51, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... thought I did, but I'll do it again. Thanks for telling me :)   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:09, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Tompkins! You got some 'splainin' to do!

Babel:Spb is our reskin for tomorrow, yes? —rc (t) 06:30, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] F@H

Didn't my fix work for you? I checked in FF and IE, and though in IE the ads still push the page right (I don't think that's fixable), it works fine otherwise. Check the screenshots to the right. Of course the other solution would be to centre the entire thing, which is what a lot of sites actually do (like youtube). 18:44, 4 Feb 2007

I like it with the space to the right, because that's how it is on the actual page. WIth your fixes, it widens it out, and makes it look different than the F@H page at Stanford. Also, when you scroll down, it was screwing up the last paragraph and the sponsor images, I tried to work on that, but couldn't get it righ (I'm not a very good coder). The weird thing though, is that it's still wide on mine, and has always been wide, but if I refresh then it goes with the empty right side margin. That's what I was asking about in IRC, if we could somehow get the skinny version, which I guess is already there...

Anyway, I guess it doesn't matter at this point, as I'm not sure when would be a good time to put the thing up. So feel free to continue messing around, see if we can strike some sort of balance. Having the whole thing center sounds like it might work out pretty well, but I have no idea how to go about doing that, of course.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:53, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I see. I thought you wanted it wider. But I should say the thin version probably looks pretty bad for people with higher resolutions. It probably changes when you refresh because of something to do with caching affecting load times of different parts. You'd probably have to specify the width of the table exactly if you want to keep it to that single size. Oh, and to centre it, just add align="center" to the first table. I think. Give it a day or two, that should be enough time between this and the superbowl thing. Which isn't really so much of a reskin anyway. 03:34, 5 Feb 2007

[edit] hey hey hey

:) Thankyou!!!


- jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 12:51, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank YOu

Thanks for the cool sig its awesome if ya need a favor just ask

Heh, no problem, really. If you need anything, feel free to ask - no favors necessary. Just remember to sign with four tildes, like this: ~~~~   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:51, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Huffing Bleary

Hi, I was wondering why you deleted the article on Bleary? [Small Northern Irish town, centre of Universe, etc]. Being an unaltered Wikipedia article, it certainly met one criterion for quick deletion, but I thought it was funny and (though not without faults) showed promise. Anyway, I'm new to Uncyclopedia, and could use some help with this "funny but not stupid" thing, so could you tell me what I did wrong? Ladislav

I'm glad you asked... the reason your article was deleted is because here at Uncyclopedia we generally don't accept straight-rips from Wikipedia. The article should be altered, at least a little bit, so it can be considered original. This is the same with copying an article from basically anywhere, except with Wikipedia the content isn't protected by copyright.

This being said, I would gladly restore your article, if you were to promise to work on it some. So, think that over and get back to me, I guess.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:06, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! Yes, I'll certainly work on it if you restore it. Ladislav 13:38, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Done.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:03, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

... and deleted again. I had a few goes, but I've been busy and I couldn't think of anything really good to do with it anyway. Ah well. Sorry to have wasted your time. Ladislav 11:11, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

You did no such thing, this is my job here, but I'm sorry your article didn't make it - I would encourage you to try again.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:09, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Request

Hello tompkins,

thanks. —Braydie 15:15, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] My Comrade

Premier Tom Mayfair 18:28, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

/me tucks ninjastar under the pillow Best keep this thing between you and me...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:56, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Consumerist

Hi, what did you want me to do again? —Braydie 19:29, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Heh, well you don't have to do anything, but if you want to write a short little blurb (like the on I did), I'd love to include it... right now I'm being pretty lazy, but I plan to finish the article at some point.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:38, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I could write another one if you wanted. I've got nothing better to do :) —Braydie 15:16, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You Pwn

THIS SIGNATURE IS AWESOME! Thanks alot! (yes I am too lazy to make a template) notice the pwnage signature =======>  Weasel 3689

[edit] Another Thanks!

For voting for Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, you have been awarded one of Cs1987's many 1982 Mitsubishi Colts! Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky.

Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:07, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Congratulations!

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of March 2007. I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better.

Often when I'm making my way around the Halls of Uncyclopedia I'll come across a line here, a paragraph there or a mindfuckingly brilliant article there, which has the hand of Tompkins has touched. Quietly you've gone about making Uncyclopedia better and funnier. You ARE a hero.

In a halfshell. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Oh, wow, jesus... I don't know what to say... Um, you know, I guess I - I just wish my mother was still around so she could see me now... And, uh... that goes for every other dead person that once doubted my abilities... Yeah, look at me now Uncle Joe! Ha! And, uh, thank you... thankyaverymuch.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:26, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] MORE FOULS LESS BOWELS

--KATIE!! 20:17, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

:D   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:16, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Well, thanks! I just do it because Uncyc has been making me laugh for more than a year now, and I like to try to help out a bit. I don't have time to contribute as many articles as I'd like (nor the inspiration, actually), so this is how I make myself useful. RabbiTechno 17:44, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

[edit] fuck fuck fuck fuck

:D —Braydie 23:00, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

 :) ( soccer game tonight, talk to you tomorrow)   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:48, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Mmmmm Children

	The Premier has awarded you a coupon for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of 3 children at equal or lesser value!!
	Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured. In Soviet Russia, Premier Tom Mayfair thanks YOU!! Offer Expires 12/21/2012

Premier Tom Mayfair 02:34, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Umm, Tompkins?

What the hell did you do to the front page? --General Insineratehymn 01:35, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] I love your pagan holiday thing.

-- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 04:24, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, and thank Braydie too, because, as always, he helped me out a lot.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:44, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

I thank Braydie on an hourly basis for making me look bad compared to him, but I'm sure I can slip a little "Thanks for not making a Passover Reskin" in there too. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 04:50, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

 :)   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:27, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] re: your comment on Forum:Hey guys check out my articles im a new user

Are you messing with my head? --Sir Modusoperandi 03:05, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

The real question is: What is your head doing in the Messing Room?   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:07, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

I mean, I practically just wrote an UnNews story about that very thing. So, if you read it, you're messing with me, and if you didn't, you're some kind of pop-culture prophet. Either way, you're freaking me out, man. --Sir Modusoperandi 03:12, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I was referring to actor Phil Hartman (voice of Troy McClure)'s 1998 death. Reading that article would have taken much too long.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Again, spooky. --Sir Modusoperandi 03:25, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] re: your plot to get That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada featured (I'm not copying Modusoperandi)

Great idea. But we could do it bettered. All we need to do is get hold of some passwords, if you catch my drift (please catch my drift, cause I just dropped it) —Braydie 21:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

*Lets it fall* Sorry, it was a good three feet away from me when you alerted me to its existence, much too far for me to travel. As for the password stealing, I completely agree. We'll just have to set up some sort of scam... like, "give us your passwords or we'll ban you."   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:06, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh...ok, my password is "password". Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:07, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Please warn me in advance of posting the page to VFH so I can vote for it. Er.... I mean "pas5w0rd".... not responsible for any vote of mine that appears. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 01:11, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Will do :)   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:13, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Cookie storage

Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number ten from my free cookie giveaway

[edit] Help?

I want someone to radically cut the dross from my articles, and replace it with funny shit.

Can you take a look at my user page and see if anything takes your fancy???

--Dantoller 00:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] So..

I was searching for ways to listen to music at school the other day, and came across this. Hope it helps.. something.. —Braydie 21:57, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

I actually just use my iPod at school, but damn... that's a pretty sweet site.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Yeah. I normally use my iPod as well, but it had run out of battery. Thank you franceradio. —Braydie 22:06, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Franceradio, yes. France, never.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes. Thanks for that. If it got out that I like the French I'd be killed. —Braydie 15:42, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

 :)   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:28, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Unused image

One o' yours. Wanna keep it? -- sannse esnnas 10:48, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Nah, you can kill it, or actually, I will.   t o m p k i n s  blah.