User talk:Ultimatum479

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[edit] Welcome!

Hello, Ultimatum479, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  Premier Tom Mayfair 13:17, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

[edit] Thanks.

I've made edits in the past during my spare time in school, but was always too lazy to make a username. Anywho, here I am now, then.