User talk:Uncyclopedian/Uncyclopedia Fire Department

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Are there any positions that can be filled for a guy like me? I always wanted to be a fireman. Premier Tom Mayfair

Sure. You can help stop the flames. You can help keep track of the flames. You can smack people with a hose(kidding). Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

[edit] Take A Gander

An idea to put on forums & talk pages in the event of a flamewar to war others. Premier Tom Mayfair

Good idea. Very good idea. Better than flinging hoses at everyone. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!