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No talk page whoring please. And again in a different colour for YTTE: No talk page whoring please. Yes, I know I did it once myself, but I feel somehow sullied from the experience. So don't, OK? I'll vote soon enough, I normally do! Finally, as I'm that sad, I reserve the right to correct spelling on this talk page if it irks me enough. |
[edit] I'm Listening, Start Talking
[edit] Rape!!!
Ha, got you again! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 07:53 8 July 2008
[edit] Thanks for the vote!
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Always a pleasure to get a for vote from U. U. • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP Chop HS VotM} (blah, blah, blah...) 
20:52, Jul 8
[edit] You need a wikibreak fact of the day
Fact #3453453 - You dream that you're be deopped after being called "The Bloody Admin" (as in that one whose hands are drenched in user's blood). Yes. Yes. ~
09:41, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
- Oh-kayyyy.... /me makes friendly motions in a Mordillo direction and hums soothing melodies. Banhammer arm getting cramp from over-use again? --UU Blah / Pee
09:49, Jul 9
- Yep. I need a cup of tea and a massage. ~ 09:55, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
- You heard him U.U. go get tea. Now, sir, will you be wanting any "extras" with this massage? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 09:57 9 July 2008
- I'm guessing you're referring to jaffa cakes? ~ 10:00, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
- Shit he's cop! But of course, sir, absolutely no hand jobs are sold here for just £6 extra. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 10:01 9 July 2008
- Here, have a cup of my personal blend of tea. You'll have to see Sycamore for the Jaffa cakes - if he has any left from welcoming n00bs with 'em. I'm glad you're attending to the massage Orian - mine don't tend to be too relaxing. Perhaps it's my choice of Motörhead as mood music, I dunno. --UU Blah / Pee 10:03, Jul 9
- Here, have a cup of my personal blend of tea. You'll have to see Sycamore for the Jaffa cakes - if he has any left from welcoming n00bs with 'em. I'm glad you're attending to the massage Orian - mine don't tend to be too relaxing. Perhaps it's my choice of Motörhead as mood music, I dunno. --UU Blah / Pee
- Shit he's cop! But of course, sir, absolutely no hand jobs are sold here for just £6 extra. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 10:01 9 July 2008
- I'm guessing you're referring to jaffa cakes? ~
- You heard him U.U. go get tea. Now, sir, will you be wanting any "extras" with this massage? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 09:57 9 July 2008
- Yep. I need a cup of tea and a massage. ~
- Ah, good old Lemmy. You know that he must have been smoking 7 cigars a day and drink dozens of pints just to get that voice of his? ~ 10:05, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
- /Me stands in background not knowing who or what you're talking about. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 10:07 9 July 2008
- Motorhead, young Padwan. ~ 10:11, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
- Motorhead, young Padwan. ~
- /Me stands in background not knowing who or what you're talking about. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 10:07 9 July 2008
- Ah, good old Lemmy. You know that he must have been smoking 7 cigars a day and drink dozens of pints just to get that voice of his? ~
[edit] Thanks and all!
Yeh...hi Under user. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm, yeh...it's on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, Under user! - [08:52 10 July] Sir FSt Yettie (talk)
[edit] OMG!
You're online! LOLOLOLOL! Why did I just say that? --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 10:49, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- I tend to be during the course of a UK working day (when my boss isn't anywhere to be seen, of course). How are you doing Gert? --UU Blah / Pee 10:51, Jul 11
[edit] Thanks
Thanks for telling me that my page was deleted. I actually was amazed that it wasn't deleted before. I haven't been on uncyclopedia in a while. Anyways, thank you for telling me. Psmudge
[edit] Could you check on the new version of Blizzit BlowUrden?
Thanks, WarlockLord —The preceding unsigned comment was added by WarlockLord (talk • contribs)
- Well, I would have done, but it looks like your ICU tag expired, and it got deleted, which I think is a bit of a shame. I'd recommend contacting the admin who deleted it and asking him to restore it to your userspace, where you can work on it at your leisure without any threat of deletion. I'll happily have a look at it then, and when I think it's ready for mainspace, you can move it back and hopefully not see it get deleted! --UU Blah / Pee 12:25, Jul 14
[edit] UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008
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Uncyclopedia running out of interesting stuff, UnSignpost starts up shitty telethon!  Look at you, sitting there all high and mighty with your Chuck Norris facts and Oscar Wilde quotes, well during this season of laziness and sitting round jacking off, please donate the gift of humor (or humour, we bend that way to no matter how much we are chased out of church) to a poor Uncyclopedian run newspaper near you. Take this poor little article for example; Canadian Tire Money or Canny as no-one calls him, just 8 minutes old and he is already roaming the streets. Illiterate and doing incoherency, long lines of lists and e before i (especially after c), it is only a matter of time before he turns to gay jokes to fund his addictions. Please help this little article achieve its potential as an Injoke by donating the gift of laughter, stupidity... or even just simple bad taste. Successes
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[edit] I ran into a stag party in Amsterdam on Saturday night
Nice bunch of English blokes, all dressed as tennis players with wigs, the groom apparent wore a very short tennis skirt...I couldn't help thinking - was that UU? But when the guy told me he gets marries on mid August...
Anyway, is it a tradition to humiliate the groom during those parties? What kind of atrocity do your friend plan? ~ 09:20, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
- Nice bunch of English blokes on a stag? They must have been the exception - generally stag parties abroad seem to do their best to get us a very bad name! Or possibly just a worse on than we have already! Anyway, it seems to be a tradition for many stag parties to humiliate their stag - for instance a mate of mine was forced to wander the streets of Leeds dressed as Little Bo Peep on his stag. I, however, don't go a bomb on such things, and have no intention of letting anything happen to me. Partly because we're staying in my home town of Norwich for budget reasons... And that means that if they do try anything on me, I know all the best places to "disappear". Plus, I don't drink. However, they've all promised to make up for that by having my drinks for me, so they can humiliate themselves as much as they like! I take it you're not expecting anything of the sort from your friends? --UU Blah / Pee 09:27, Jul 14
- I think they were pre drinking actually, that must have been the reason. I think that for mine, we'll just wonder off to the Golan Heights for the weekend, and just drink loads and eat loads and talk about women. That always seems like a winning combination. ~ 09:34, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
- I think they were pre drinking actually, that must have been the reason. I think that for mine, we'll just wonder off to the Golan Heights for the weekend, and just drink loads and eat loads and talk about women. That always seems like a winning combination. ~
[edit] Poo Lit Surprise
I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:
First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.
Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:31, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
- Apparently they are letting some lunatic Dr run the show these days... Hang on, UU has lesbian friends? I actually dated a bi girl for a while year ago. Not all they are cracked up to be actually. Oh, that was terrible. No really I did. MrN
01:43, Jul 15
[edit] yeah, that makes me sad
but that doesn't mean you can, like, point it out!!! <13:47, 17 Jul 2008>
- Official response: Blah blah journalistic integrity, blah blah freedom of the press, blah blah censorship, blah blah. --UU Blah / Pee 13:51, Jul 17
[edit] Could u review my article
Ok, I saw u left a comment on my article pee review, and I took ur advice on putting it up for review again. So will u do me the honor of peeing on my article.-Bobofosho2 02:20, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I have a busy weekend lined up, so the best I can say is: if I have time, I'll be sure to. If I can't, I can't, but if I can, I will. OK? --UU Blah / Pee 08:05, Jul 18
ok ni prob.-Bobofosho2 01:40, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008
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- Excellent job, UU! <14:28, 20 Jul 2008>
[edit] Yeah I was gunna
All right, all right! I forget stuff. Also while I'm here, my UnLirary I was thinking I might just mainspace it and get other people to help out with the shelving (I just cannot be bothered). I'll clear up some of the red links that are there and then put it where the old one was. It's just UnBooks I was meant to be doing with you so I thought I'd run it by you. Sir Orian57Talk 
15:54 21 July 2008
- Several features in the last month, looks like your magic piss may be back! As to the UnLibrary: well, the red links do need a little sorting out, but the main thing I'd say is that you might wanna tone down some of the brighter colours a tad - I can so see someone like Zombiebaron calling it a bit garish. But that's just a thought. The actual setup is fine, and you've already put a lot of work in, so kudos! Thanks for helping out. --UU Blah / Pee 16:00, Jul 21
- Sorted red links and added pleas for help as for the colours: I don't know many, (Yettie did a few for me (5 days!!! I can't wait 5 days!)), if it hurts Zombiebaron's eyes he can change them (it is a wiki). Also the UnBooks front page probably should just have one big link to the UnLibrary as apposed to lots of small ones, but I'll let you do that. And yeah, Have fun! Sir Orian57Talk
16:19 21 July 2008
- Colour names. Lots of them. --UU Blah / Pee 17:57, Jul 21
- Colour names. Lots of them. --UU Blah / Pee
- Sorted red links and added pleas for help as for the colours: I don't know many, (Yettie did a few for me (5 days!!! I can't wait 5 days!)), if it hurts Zombiebaron's eyes he can change them (it is a wiki). Also the UnBooks front page probably should just have one big link to the UnLibrary as apposed to lots of small ones, but I'll let you do that. And yeah, Have fun! Sir Orian57Talk
[edit] A certain super secret page...
Is a secret in name only. Feel free to write anything you'd like about it. If you'd like me to contribute just point my in the right direction and I'll add my two cents. And finally, I'm doing well, thanks for asking. How about yourself? -OptyC Sucks! 
cun17:13, 22 Jul
[edit] Reverting vandal
That was quick! thanks:)--Sir Sycamore (T) (C) 13:53, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
- No problem - he was on a little spree, and his trail was nice and easy to follow! I did wonder if this new message would prove to be him paying me his compliments! --UU Blah / Pee 13:57, Jul 23
[edit] UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008
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July 24th, 2008 • Twelfth Issue • Now On Time?
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Count to a million This week Uncyclopedians continued on their quixotic attempt to "count to a million." Started by Uncyclopedia Wiki-master and Chamber of Commerce Secretary Spang in early March of this year, the project seeks to eventually reach the number one million (1,000,000) through the ancient art of counting. Any person who is capable of taking a number, adding one to it, and expressing the result has been invited to join the massive undertaking, which has seen dozens of contributors come and go. As is always the case here at Uncyc, the project has spawned controversy, criticism, and a spin-off starring Tony Shalhoub as Olipro. The forum is an unprecedented pool of knowledge. As each number is reached, it is discussed in-depth by several Uncyclopedians. Insights such as "114 That's my age + 100 lololol" and "616 fucks fucking fucker's shitty crap" are a testament to the intellecually stimulating conversation that occurs each day. Oftentimes, relevant images are posted; the variety of these pictures can be seen by looking here, here, here, and here. However, not everyone is so optimistic about the project. Some have expressed concern that the entire thing has some kind of sinister purpose. When asked for a comment on the harmless-appearing but diabolically-undertoned project, TheLedBalloon said, "although the project appears harmless, there are definitely diabolical undertones." Another anonymous user stated, "that forum is most surely not pants." Spang himself has expressed his desire to leave behind a legacy, but he has also left open the possibility that "the entire thing is just an urban myth, and doesn't really exist." Regardless of its true meaning or intentions, Uncyclopedians continue to trudge on in their epic quest, reaching 0.075% of their goal this Monday. Editors come and go, the pace quickens and slackens, but someone is always there to figure out the next number in the sequence. At its current rate, the project will reach one million on August 19th, 2526. Until that glorious day, Uncyclopedians can only dream... Cheevers Fires Back! After some light-hearted slights in last week's issue, Gerry Cheevers - Uncyclopedia's resident headcase and #2 hockey authority - has taken exception with the editors of this fine periodical. An ugly scene erupted in the USP press room after Gerry barged in, demanding some sort of justice. Luckily, some quick thinking by our tea-boy and current stand-in editor caused Mr. Cheevers to be distracted by a shiny object long enough to avoid any damage to our delicate newspapering equipment. After it was pointed out that he had in fact come and gone from Uncyclopedia like some sort of cow that grazes on witty satire and coherent parody, Gerry calmed down enough give a brief interview and let some of our junior reporters scratch him behind the ears. When asked about the reasons for his return, Gerry cited many things. Prominent among them were a desire to have humor play a larger role in his life once again, the thrill of writing articles, the subsequent crushing defeat after said articles have been hacked to pieces mercilessly, and his heterosexual man-crush on Mhaille. The one-time WotM nominee fell on hard times in mid-March, and went on sabbatical when his computer decided that it was not long for this world and took its own life. After that, Gerry resorted to breaking into libraries after-hours to cast VFH votes on city-owned, porn-riddled, abysmally slow dial-up computers. Luckily he landed a job in late May and has spent a majority of his time at said job slacking off and editing Uncyclopedia. Mr. Cheevers looks forward to getting back to what he is known for: mediocre writing, scathing Pee Reviews, and keeping Manforman locked up in the Uncyc dungeons. Several prominent Uncyclopedians share his optimism for a permanent return, including noted reviewing robot MrN9000, who stated that he was "willing to bet everything Cajek owns to that effect," and heavy zeppelin Don Leddy, who expressed his delight at seeing Gerry, exclaiming "gimme back my twenty dollars!" |
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[edit] Abused Puppy Seeking Adoption
Life all by my lonesome is... lonesome.
Adopt away! --Mrmonkey72 18:01, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Hm. I thought I did sign that.
- OK, well then my first tip is: always remember to sign your posts! ;-)
- Actually, my main tips from the outset are:
- Talk to the folk around here - but remember not to take anything people say here too seriously
- Pop into the dump and have a nosy, you'll get to know a lot about who's who and who does what and who's funny
- Do stuff you find funny, but not stuff that is about your friends only
- Ask me if there is anything you're not sure of, I'm very happy to help (unless I don't know the answer, when I'll refer you to someone who does)
- Don't feed the Cajek
Oh, and as the below comment from Orian proves, don't edit in a rush!
And the main thing is never to take it seriously! So yeah, feel free to pop {{Adoptee|Under user}} on your userpage to make this official, and bug me about anything you like! (But don't expect an answer this evening, I'm taking the missus to the cinema! --UU Blah / Pee 17:39, Jul 24
Speaking of 'stuff about your friends only', I was considering writing a page called 'That Guy You Hate' that could serve as a redirect from vanity pages. Thoughts? --Mrmonkey72 18:01, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Why? Do you think Hyperbole has won RotM July 2008?
I mean he's cool and a great reviwer and everything but the month isn't over. Oh and what I said about VFS on my tallk page I didn't mean it. Are we still cool? Sir Orian57Talk 17:35 24 July 2008
- Because there are times when I can be thick as shit! /me wanders off to revert his colossal stupidity. --UU Blah / Pee 17:39, Jul 24
- Oh, and of course we are absolutely icebox (The Young Ones is the greatest sitcom in the history of all things ever!) Hope you don't mind the tweaks I made to the UnLibrary! --UU Blah / Pee 17:42, Jul 24
- Never really watched it to be honest. Not sure if I was even born at the time it was first out. and if I were to choose a "greatest [TV show] in the history of all things ever" it would have to be Queer as Folk (UK version!). And of course do what you like to the UnLibrary, I only painted it. Sir
- Oh, and of course we are absolutely icebox (The Young Ones is the greatest sitcom in the history of all things ever!) Hope you don't mind the tweaks I made to the UnLibrary! --UU Blah / Pee