User talk:Unknown user

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[edit] My Virgin Talk Page

First one to take it's virginity wins a prize!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Mar 5 04:21

[edit] wut

--Charitwo^Talk 04:22, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Hello

Hi, I'm new.... Well not exactly new. I don't know how things go on here. Can you help me please? I mean with the basic stuff or any stuff. Thx.--CherryBlossom93 02:36, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Err, I think UU is currently AWOL. Of course, I'd be happy to answer any questions for you until he returns. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:48, Mar 17

Reading the links at the top of your page here would be a dam good start. Especially the first two... ;) MrN  02:52, Mar 17

[edit] Back from leave

I'm back, but only for a short while.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Mar 27 02:18

Great to have you back UU! Now fix your sig! :) ~ 08:13, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I remember you, bro!   CAKE J! <-> Mar 27 (08:47)

Cajek?! You stalking me again?! ~ 08:49, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I remember all of you, not just the person I happen to be stalking!   CAKE J! <-> Mar 27 (08:51)

Glad to see you again, Cajek. Honestly, I thought you were deceased from that carbon dating incident. Unfortunately, I wont be able to devote as much time to unc because of school and work and other stuff...wink wink wink.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Mar 28 01:19

Oooh, I know THAT double wink! ...sexxorz?   CAKE J! <-> Mar 28 (01:23)

Not from you, you cheeky little whore. Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)}

GAH! So much code!! Why so much code? Why!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:40, Mar 28

WFT? Fix it! I have no idea whats going on, man! Oh I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)}

[edit] Learn to count your goddamn tags

Please. This has got to be the third time I've fixed your sig now. Which, by the by, has mutated into a horrendous, twenty-lined monster of a beast that I had to STICK MY HANDS INTO THE BELLY OF and move some things around in it. It was disgusting. And I'm a doctor. I still can't get the smell off my hands.
Basically all I'm trying to say is...
RULE #1 OF HTML:
YOU OPEN A TAG,
YOU CLOSE A TAG.
Were you taught HTML in a barn?! I should hope not! Because they don't get WiFi over at barns, you know! Grand Generally Non-Asshat x1,916,281 and Doctor KUNDr.S. WHORE! UOTM YWG