User talk:Vanaelin
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[edit] Welcome!
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[edit] This page does not exist & you
This page does not exist & admins are intent on keeping it that way. They will stop at nothing to make sure it doesn't exist; even if it means making you not exist! It's a big conspiracy. Seriously though, apparently that page is never meant to be created & they somethymes they block people who do. Just a note I've learnt. Cheers, Spawn Man 22:47, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks for the vote
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[edit] Welcome to UnNews
I liked your first story. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:27, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
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[edit] HowTo:Get out of Jail
Hello there, I was trying to get some votes for this, can you support?--Sir Manforman 
21:25, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] GTFO!
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[edit] Thanks for the vote
| GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop. |
Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?
15:04, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you for your indulgence
| On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish |
Dame 
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:11, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Pee Reviews
Hey, I hate to bug you about this, but would you mind writing a bit more into your pee reviews? Yours seem to only be a couple of lines, which really only tell people what's wrong or right with their page. If you could put in just a little more info, you could focus more on how to make their page better, and be the difference between a good page and a great page. Take a look at UN:PRG(it really does have some good stuff in it) and maybe one or 2 two of Cajek's or One-eyed Jack's reviews. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:37, Feb 6
[edit] Christopher Meloni Thanks You
Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:11, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
