User talk:Villahj Ideeut

VOTE FOR HIGHLIGHT NOW!! I know you like it, but with a singular further step you can be part of a bigger purpose (i.e., earning your friend Simmy bigger balls). So please, VOTE NOW on Uncyclopedia:VFP!! This propaganda brought to you by His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great08:11, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] qvfd

Please do not abuse QVFD, it is for vandalism, spam, advertisements, tests, and insta-crap. At a glance your additions like Why dont polar bears shit in the woods? are VFD/NRV quality. Don't QVFD them. --Splaka 01:39, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Ok. I wasnt sure where I should put them / what I was allowed to do. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 01:43, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Tag them with: {{NRV|~~~~~}} ... Enjoy! --Splaka 01:47, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome

Yeah, reds can be a pain, can't they. Welcome to Uncyclopedia, though. :D --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|UotM|+S 18:57, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for the vote

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Do NOT click any links! -- Bradaphraser

Even though I abused my power to "force" you to. Only... you then preceeded to show me my power meant nothing. Man, now I feel as pathetic as I actually am. Thanks a lot, now I'm depressed!  ;p--<<>> 03:04, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Any time mate. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 11:43, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Save your likkle puppy

Windows source code is scheduled for extermination. Would you like to continue you with it, or shall we euthanize? --KATIE!! 08:09, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Its not mine... I think it sucks anyways. I was just editing the source code. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 20:33, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Duuuhhhh

Argh, you're right, blast ye! I can't count! I was an English major! I suck at math! Seriously, though, I apologize. I didn't see the other two votes, 'cause they weren't preceding their explanations (I hate it when that happens.) Cheers, and good luck! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:11, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Lol Did you like my anal retentive summary? Seriously though, no worries. I didnt even know what Sikon's thing meant until I actually solved the math to get 4. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 15:47, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Yah, he does that! We hatesess it, preciouss! And sure, be as anal-retentive as you want - just as long as ya smile when ya say it! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:12, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] OMFG!!!!

Original Ninjastar For joining and contributing to Folding@home –MoneySign

Waaaaah! I, MoneySign, am actually giving you an award!!! WAAAAGH!! But hey, it's worth it. Thanks for contributing to Folding@Home. And because it's on our team, you get this shiny new ninjastar to show off to your peers. W00t! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|MDA|+S 08:01, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] zomg

[edit] Here, have a blessing!

Because I like you. Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:16, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

You just had to delete censored didnt you?It was one of the best articles I did!

[edit] XMas

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] cherry pie

can you please send me a link to this aparent shock site. pleeeaase. Hank J. Wimbleton 09:35, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome to Uncyclopedia, very old user!

Yeah. Welcome. HTBFANJS, beginner's guide, shit like that. Enjoy your stay. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 21:54, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Heaps of praise

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
	That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks very much for your vote! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:23, Sep 10, 2007

[edit] UNCACTI

UNSOC and Grue army will take you down. Foward march! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:00, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

Democracy will no longer remain silent under the oppressive grasp of communist tyranny! The voice of the people will be heard! -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 22:06, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

I made a poopie. Premier Tom Mayfair 09/17 04:07

That sounds like a communist poopie to me! ~ 07:58, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] I seek position of importance

Therefore I humbly suggest myself as minister of security. Being an violent Israeli, I think I am suitable for the job :) ~ 19:48, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Welcome senator -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 21:48, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Lovely. Whenever you have a clue to my duties, let me know :) ~ 21:56, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

You will be in charge, for the moment, of securing a nuclear arsenal with which to defend ourselves from the commie bastards. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 21:59, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Ah! No worries. Since we seemed to have bombed the nuclear facility in Syria, I'll confiscate some of the remains. All hush-hush of course. ~ 22:01, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Excellent. It would be unethical to let such things remain unconfiscated by UN troops. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 22:04, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Position, Registration, and Other General Silliness

Thanks to my effort, we now have a sign up page in the forum, a spot on the useraward template, and quality advertisement on my sig.I think that I am ready for my spot in the Senate.--Senator THEDUDEMAN Join UNATO 20:37, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

You have been elected, it would appear. Welcome to the senate. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 20:42, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] FIRE!

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:53, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The power of your new auto-QVFD script is frightening.

Really quite frightening.

(diff) (hist) . . N Retardlicans‎; 00:06 . . (+356) . . 71.218.130.53 (Talk) (←Created page with 'Retardlicans is a pejorative for members of the Republican party used mostly by Dumbocrats. it is meant to convey the idea that members of the Repulican party are ...')
(diff) (hist) . . New San Francisco‎; 00:05 . . (-250) . . 128.119.17.209 (Talk)
(diff) (hist) . . m Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD‎; 00:05 . . (+18) . . Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) (+Retardlicans) [rollback]

(diff) (hist) . . N Grandmaster Duchess Plan‎; 23:55 . . (+528) . . Planmaster (Talk | contribs) (←Created page with '"This plan will learn us all." Oliver Wilde on plan making. The Grandmaster Duchess Plan was concocted by the Planmaster on October 29th, 2007. The plan invo...')
(diff) (hist) . . N User talk:Trentondh0590‎; 23:54 . . (+1,877) . . Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) (Welcome to Uncyclopedia)
(diff) (hist) . . m Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD‎; 23:54 . . (+30) . . Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) (+Grandmaster Duchess Plan)

I must admit it really helps with the speed, but... you've discovered time travel? And you never told us? That's just not fair. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) 04:26 Sep 19, 2007

Is this a compliment or a complaint? I can't tell. On a side note, perhaps you QVFD'd it, it was deleted, and then recreated again? Or perhaps my script is not a script tool at all, but really a government funded research project into AI, in which thought patterns are analyzed and bad pages are preemptively destroyed with increasing efficiency as the AI learns more and more about would-be writers. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 20:14, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Not a complaint, just an "I found this so terribly amusing, primarily because it was one in the morning, so I'll bug someone about it" sort of thing. When I QVFD it doesn't always show in the history at the right time. Besides, I was hoping you'd found time travel. Bloody useful thing, time travel, except whenever someone invents it it usually tends to get blown up or cause major catastrophes, and it's another good century or so before someone makes a breakthrough again. But I think I'll go with the AI theory. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) 22:11 Sep 19, 2007

The only problem I found with it is that it doesn't correctly add images and categories to QVFD. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 00:36, September 23, 2007

Fixed as of now. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 02:01, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
	What a mouth-full...

Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:17, Oct 3

[edit] Script problem!

So I'm trying to add in your QVFD javascript, and for some reason, it fails to work. I'm doing everything right- there's no extra code attached to it, I'm hard-refreshing, everything... but it doesn't give me the tab. Here's my .js page. Think you might be able to help me out? Pretty please? --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 04:44, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Beyond the fact that you do indeed have extra code attached to it below the include itself, you should have:

//<nowiki>
... code ...
 //</nowiki>

the no wiki tags surrounding everything. IIRC, Olipro's crap messes the QVFD up. Try removing some / all of the other js just to see if it works. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 15:14, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Well, it looks like the nowiki tags fixed it. All my other .js works now, along with the QVFD one. My .js page looks a bit strange, but it doesn't impede my performance as far as I've seen. Thanks a lot, you're a lifesaver. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 18:22, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] UNATO Agenda, News, and Recruiting are all currently in the shitter...

Actually, most of them are non-existant. There for, I propose declaring a State of Emergency lasting until several key missions are acomplished. Goal one - We need to help Operation Proletariat Reeducation get off of the ground. This would probably at least require a constantly maintained Recruitment Center in the forums. Also, we should get members to put some sort of link to UNATO in their sigs, but this isn't nessicary. Goal 2 - News and comunication between members. This kinda could count as the Agenda section in the UNATO page, however it also needs to be kept current. Goal 3 - We need a page to vote on important issues such as user promotions. These are my ideas for UNATO. Anyone else is welcome to add more.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 18:01, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Sure. Take it up with the senate. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 21:53, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:41, Dec 17

[edit] Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Premier Tom Mayfair 12/17 01:02

[edit] Merry Christmas

-- Mitch 14:41, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Why?

You're not really leaving are you? Can't we discuss this over a cup of tea? -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 15:49, Feb. 8, 2008

If I did, who would stop the idiots from letting more crap by? -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 01:20, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] 4 Lines Of Code

Zombieminion This user has recieved a Zombie slave from Zombiebaron for obviously doing something to impress him. Zombieminions must be fed thrice daily on brains or cheese and can be expected to serve you like a slave.

• Very very few users have these. But you once gave me a cookie for having a huge ego. Two years ago. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 04:05, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Martial law on VFH

Harry Potter (Books) has been removed from VFH, due to martial law. The Sheriff's in town. Sheriff Mordillo. He's got a six-gun and a little tin star. Sir Modusoperandi 10:13, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Loads of thanks

Even though you're somewhat outspoken against me in regards to everything, I just chalk that up to you being a confrontational yet quite benign person. I hold no contempt for you, and indeed I thank you for your vote on VFS, which was, as you might imagine, much appreciated.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:19, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks be to you!

Thanks again for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:53, Mar 1

[edit] FoF Ninja Star

You promised me one for helping you download song packs for Frets on Fire. I expect you've been working on it during you absence, and it is probably incredible! I will await its delivery when you return. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 19:43, May 12

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