User talk:Wehpudicabok/Archive 1
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[edit] Hey Look!
Well I just got rid of the old junk they give to every default user, so now I'm going to make my talk page MY VERY OWN! Yay! *jumps up and down*
Now I must begin to interior decorate by putting stuff on the walls of the talk page and such...
Hey, do I have to sign this? I guess I will when I'm done...
...but I'm not done yet!
Yay okay now I am.
Moo.
Wehpudicabok 06:04, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Wild ARMs
Good job, u improved the article a lot. Removing the NRV is fine. Also, thanks for you vote on my Rap article. Glad u liked it. -- Sir Cornbread The Great 
[SHOUT] [MUN] ~RAP(+15)!~ [GET IT FEATURED!] 06:15, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks
| Original Ninjastar For adding content to the The Speck of Dust Next to My Keyboard article. –Xiao Li
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Thanks for adding stuff to the Speck of Dust article. After creating the article, I forgot about it. The new content you added is pretty good.
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[edit] Your sig
Hey there, I noticed that you were trying to test your new sig. What you need to do is go to Preferences and insert {{SUBST:User:Wehpudicabok/sig}} into the "Nickname" field, then make sure the "Raw signatures" box is ticked. I think that should do it. —rc (t) 04:34, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
- Thanks, I was wondering how that worked! Weppy, the Wehpudicabok -- Hi there! (ticker tape) 04:59, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
- Ooh, it worked! Weppy, the Wehpudicabok -- Hi there! (ticker tape) 04:59, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
- Er, it looks like I actually gave you bad instructions - it looks right but it shows the raw code in the source, which gets messy. Try replacing {{SUBST:User:Wehpudicabok/sig}} with {{nosubst|User:Wehpudicabok/sig}}. Sorry about that! —rc (t) 05:34, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
- Okay... Oh, I get it. You mean now the code will just say User:Wehpudicabok/sig. Gotcha. Thanks again. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:39, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
[edit] American Fundie Magazine
This humble Uncyclopedian thanks you for your vote. It warms my jaded heart to know that there is, indeed, a place for satire on Uncyc, even the blunt, spooky shit.--Sir Modusoperandi 11:15, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
- You're welcome, MO! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 18:14, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
[edit] HowTo:Skip School
Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Also, thanks for convincing me that Fire hydrant is a good article. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:10, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
- You're welcome, Squiggle. And yes, Fire hydrant is great. Really cracked me up. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 18:14, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
[edit] A recommendation
If you're an anime fan, I think you may like this one, an article I wrote a long time ago that is, in my opinion, the best article I wrote at Uncyclopedia. I haven't put it up for VFH because... well... most people here hate Anime, and my ego can't take it.--<<
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[edit] HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male
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[edit] Living in an RPG
Thanks for your help fixing things at the article. I'm not a english native speaker (and writer), so I appreciate anyone that can help me with the grammar stuff. :P --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 12:43, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you!
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[edit] Asplode!!
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[edit] Open Your Inventory
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[edit] YAY
You're in! 
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Benson 21:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
- Thank you very much, Mighty Benson! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 23:34, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
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[edit] We shall never forget
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[edit] Thanks! (Unrelated to above)
I just wanted to thank you, Wehpudicabok, for reading my article (I Think I'll Call It "Peach") and telling of your enjoyment. I was despairing over whether anyone (besides OEJ) would ever like it. I am encouraged. Thanks.--Schizo Master 13:20, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
- Aw, you're welcome! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:12, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Grammar
Sorry for my lack of grammar. Its an issue with me. I could never get it's formula right. Premier Tom Mayfair 23:44, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- No prob. :) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 02:22, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] March nom
User:So So awards you with a r'
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I never thought someone would nominate me for WOM. But last month you did. That was cool. --So So 12:51, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks. :) --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 03:16, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Ta.
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| And a second one. Don't you feel special? |
--El Zoof 07:41, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Vaporstory userbox
Having just signed up over there, I decided to make a Vaporstory userbox here, but it hasn't come out right. I figured you'd be the one to ask for help. 10/04 20:07
[edit] Yer high-falootin' talkins
With yer talkins like this here commentin' people might git the wrong ideer 'bout cha. People 'round here don't much like the big word-usin', schoolbook learnin'-type snooty-foots from thah big city. I reckon you should keep a lock on thet fancy talk of yers, befer the sheriff comes round and boots yeh out the county, I reckon. --Sir Modusoperandi 00:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
- Actually I knew perfectly well the meaning of the word "soliloquy" and used it very deliberately. :) Anyhoo.....nice nom on the Escher article. It will probably go down like a lead balloon upon the hard, rocky ground of VFH, and all despite the inclusion of my Eschersketch image. Oh the humanity!!!! -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
[edit] Mental illness
That wasn't me (the author) who put that "faggot" remark, that was a vandal who wanted to mess with an article on VFH. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:10, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I didn't see the talk message. Never mind. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:11, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] User:Ceridwyn/Vow of Non-Self-Editing
Thanks for the edit on my userpage, just saw the comment in the edit summary, so I thought I might indulge you with the story. It all began when I first joined Uncyc. I had no idea how to do anything at all, so I jumped on IRC for some help. There a very nice admin named Spang got to talking with me. We were discussing user pages, and so I checked out his, and he invited me to edit it if I saw fit. I removed 3 offending full stops from a list that was inconsistently punctuated, and he returned the favour: [1]. Then I started to think, wouldn't it be cool if I never edited my own user page but just let other people write everything for me. And thus, VoNSE was born and we all lived happily ever after. The End. :D ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:07, 11 May 2007
[edit] Vaporstory
I just joined Vaporstory, thanks to your sig. Interesting. I noticce that, now, I am the only active user there. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:00, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, I started that months ago, and it got off to a good start but nobody but me stuck with it. I've all but given up on it. I'll probably be taking the links to it out soon... If you think it's got potential, I'll see what I can do about reviving interest, but as it is I think the whole project's a bust. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:17, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
- I believe it may have potential, especially if it is actually worked on a bit by more than one user for a bit. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- have you given up on this site? I mean I can help you out if you want by building a structure for it like I did with my site. your site really needs a cult following, which at the moment it doesn't have, you need to confront a area of the internet that will be interested in your wiki, sci-fi type stuff and writers groups. Basicly you need to find the people that would want to write on your site. I personally like the idea and wonder why it hasn't taken off. But if you want me too help you out at all then I am willing to lend a hand, Im not a writer though, so I cant really add any content.--Sir Silent Penguin
"your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 21:05, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- I don't know, guys... The only real problem I think the site had is a lack of advertising, or something like that. I don't know how to handle that. I don't know how to run a site, honestly. I've never done it before. I've certainly never tried anything on this scale, and I don't know how to fight a lack of user interest.
- have you given up on this site? I mean I can help you out if you want by building a structure for it like I did with my site. your site really needs a cult following, which at the moment it doesn't have, you need to confront a area of the internet that will be interested in your wiki, sci-fi type stuff and writers groups. Basicly you need to find the people that would want to write on your site. I personally like the idea and wonder why it hasn't taken off. But if you want me too help you out at all then I am willing to lend a hand, Im not a writer though, so I cant really add any content.--Sir Silent Penguin
- I believe it may have potential, especially if it is actually worked on a bit by more than one user for a bit. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- I'll tell you what. You guys help me spread the word, and I'll work on the project itself. If enough people join and it reaches the point where we have a number of frequent contributors and new additions to the community, I'd love to oversee the project. I just see it as a failure as it stands, that's all, and I don't think that there was anything I could've done better. SP, you say you can build a structure. That's exactly what I need. Believe me when I say that I love the Vaporstory completely, and if I really thought it could succeed, I would've stuck with it. I stuck with it for as long as I could. I'm not there anymore, but if you (SP) could get the community off of the ground, I'd come back in a second. I'm sorry I'm rambling. I just feel very strongly about the whole project. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 23:59, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
You need to put in some effort too. You cant just expect a site to take off without any work. For starters you need to write a synopsis of what the world is like, include some important pointers and a list of key facts about this world from what has already been written, being an admin there you will know how to write this better than me. Im gonna try to do some stuff, Me being an admin might help so I can edit the pages you have protected, but if you don't you will have to move stuff from where I have put it to where it should be. As for your forum problem, I have three solutions:
- I rebuild what you have got, making it look a bit fancier, and use some templates and categories so that when you move to somewhere that has the <forum> tags your forum will be carried over. The disadvantage to this is that the forum will be mainly as unworkable as before, just easy to switch to the newer system.
- You could get an off site forum like a proboards, like I did with ?pedia, however, when you come to move it is more or less impossible to do. It is still worth a lot of consideration, baring in mind you would have to allow guest posts so that users dont have to re-register using an email address.
- Finally, I could Set up a forum on wikia scratch pads, as they allow almost anything. This is again off site but can be moved easily and is a dynamic wiki forum like my site, uncyc, ect. The only problem is you wont be an admin there, so you would need to put a template down {{Delete}} to get rid of anything.
They all have their up and down sides, so the final decision is yours. , I have also set up a new channel at freenode. Just to reiterate, if you want to, please make me an admin so i can edit the protected pages, this isn't vital and you dont have to do this or you could choose to de-op me after I have finished. But as you seem to be pretty abstain about the site then allowing me access to protected and protecting pages would be much faster than me messeging you every time iv made something in the user namespace which I think is ready for upload.
Sorry that was so long, so what i really need is a decision on where you want the forum.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 17:03, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
right, so far I have cleaned up the logo and started on a new front page. I still Need a choice on what you want doing with the forum.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 16:51, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
- Well, well... The site appears to be down right now, at least for me, but when it goes back up, I'll copy this whole discussion over there, and sysop you. I'd like to clarify something as well. I have no intention of letting the site die unless I'm the only one editing. Which I was, for a long time. Now that we have some active users again, I'll give it another shot, and write some more as well as flesh out my ideas for the structure of the site. As for a list of key facts, I'm hesitant to define things too clearly, but I think I'll take you up on that and set it up. Again, though, I don't want too much detail, because I want to give writers a wide range of possible creations.
- As for a forum... I think the first option you put up would be best. I like the forum as it is now; it works for such a small site. I plan to move this to Wikia eventually, but I think we should let it develop on editthis until its true potential can be fully demonstrated. So for now, a basic enhancement of the forum as it stands is probably the best idea.
- I'm sorry if I wasn't clear enough earlier. As the founder of Vaporstory, I fully intend to work a heck of a lot on the project. I just have trouble finding new members. That's where I need your help the most. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:20, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] VFHRules
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Congratulations. Was just thinking of changing it more to see what I could get away with. --Kelpan 15:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one
I'll give you an American Dream...!! No really, they're half off. In appreciation of the vote--Shandon 04:47, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
- No problemo. :-) And yeah, that article was awesome. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:16, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] TEST TEST NEW SIG TEST
New signature in honor of my promotion! This one looks cooler, I think. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:37, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
- Ooo. It makes you look excited. Also, do you normally leave messages for yourself on your own talkpage? Is this the Mirror mirror version of a talkpage? Look around, does Spock have a goatee? Sir Modusoperandi 04:49, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks
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[edit] With Thanks
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Thanks for your vote. Don alun 21:50, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Add the picture
I added in the picture of the tambourine hippy - thanks a million! Can I get a full vote for the article. Just sign me, Whoring for votes, Dame 
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:33, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Award!
| Rejoice, Wehpudicabok! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award | 
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| For donating high quality material to the Pee Review. |
Thanks for reviewing and nomming Preflight procedures! -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 04:56, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
- No problemo. And BTW, I'm probably gonna have to change my WotM vote to you soon. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:57, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] THANK'D!!
REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!
And if this is the best Why? ever, I think you've probably got the best user name ever (next to THINKER, of course). Does it like, mean something?? Am I dense for not knowing what it means instantly? Either way, thanks so much! ;) --THINKER 07:13, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
- Aw, you're welcome! It was a pleasure reading it. As for my username, believe me, I would be amazed if you did know what it means. It's a sound effect from an old video game. One day I heard the word in my head, and I kept saying it over and over until I remembered where I had heard it, and it was from this old game (Wild ARMs, if you're wondering). When you use an item, it makes a sound that sounds vaguely like a guy saying "wehpudicabok." So I said "Cool!" and stuck with it. Currently I am the only person online who uses this "word" at all, so if you see it somewhere else, that's me. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 20:11, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
- Ah, very awesome! I'm an admittedly bad gamer; I'm ranked on Twin Galaxies but only know the games I play and haven't touched a controller in months. Thats cool that you have a word all to yourself though; onomatopoeia is fun! :) --THINKER 23:35, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU
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[edit] Danke!
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[edit] Topic Name
AHEM!
IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!
You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!
[edit] Thank'ee
 Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style! |
-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:38, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Far Out!
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Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Bipolar Bears
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- - Sir Roger 06:30, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank You
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-- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80☭ 16:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Back on the illogia
In case you didn't know "How to find the remote" hasd been featured etc.--Testostereich 12:18, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
- Er, my remote is dead. My dog ate it. What should I do? -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:09, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, that one. Illogicopedia is nice, but I don't find it quite the same as Uncyc. Have fun over there though, and congratulations on being able to start a wiki community better than I can – or perhaps it was just a better idea. Oh well, nice job regardless. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:47, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
| Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks. Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the Goblin Glider. God, only heard that one five million times... |
– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:48, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Templasexual
Thank you for the comments on this article. It needs flushing out. Care to perform any work on it? Be my guest! Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:50, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
- I'd like to; although I'm usually not good at adding to others' work, I'll see if I can give it a shot. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:47, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thankies
For voting for Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!
as one of the top ten articles of June!
Thanks for increasing my ego more than it needed to be. All for one fucking article. Geez.
In case you were wondering, it made #3
[edit] Gut Check!
| Bile Sluggish? Can't Fight the Feelin' Anymore? Prettiestpretty thanks for your vote on VFH |
Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:32, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Squeak
| Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to—
Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting. | 
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[edit] A Tightly-Knotted Thank You
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Thank you for choosing the Bow tie You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school. |
Much appreciated Mr. Wehp, historical fact-checker supreme ;) --THINKER 05:31, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks muchly!
| Thank you for voting
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[edit] Thanks for your vote
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Sir Roger 05:32, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Um.. huh??
Remember the discussion we were having on bowtie's talk with the humor in blatant falsehoods and all that? This article, one of my very first as a young n00blet, is a prime example of what I meant in that explanation: Maya Angelou. It just got resurrected after I remembered that I had indeed wrote it. Hopefully it'll clarify my stance a bit further. :) --THINKER 05:11, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] A psychic is you!
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