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Contents 1 Be Witty or Die! 1.1 Welcome Back 1.2 Welcome back 1.3 Hey! 1.4 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1.5 Enjoy! 1.6 Welcome back *sigh* 1.7 Where are my bouncy tits? 1.8 THINKER Loves You 1.9 EPIC FAIL! 1.10 Hey Babe 1.11 Son of a bitch! 1.12 Thanks 1.13 Wow... 1.14 Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy! 1.15 Just because I care...

Archive: May 18, 2007 - Nov 09, 2007 - Jan 05, 2008

[edit] Welcome Back

Just remember not to fuck up. Premier Tom Mayfair

I miss making sandwiches with you Tom. They banned me on IRC for nothing, I don't know if and when I can write again...   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 06:36, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

You can write anytime you like. Premier Tom Mayfair

Great time to have writers' block huh? Well, I miss the idle chit chat, so I guess I'm screwed...   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 06:42, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

I got paranoid again. Stopped takin' calls all together. Scared just bein' here. Premier Tom Mayfair

Sorry to hear that. I'm finally settling into interview mode... It's been a rough two weeks. Rough holidays altogether. Don't worry though, I'll be here for you ;)   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 06:48, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Good night & Good luck. Premier Tom Mayfair

[edit] Welcome back

A cage fighter such as myself must say this, or something pot-related might happen. Aren't you the little crack-baby today? 23:20, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, good to see you've gotten into the habit of this.   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 02:35, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Hey!

Welcome back! (And I think they unbanned you fronf IRc. I think.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you! I think I'm still banned from IRC, not sure why though... :D   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 05:12, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZANA DARK You're 27 years old today And still as beautiful as ever. Now go make my babies. Premier Tom Mayfair

1 year older and none the wiser. XOXO   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 05:12, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Save it, it will come in handy when I come and visit you! - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 01:29, Jan 12

[edit] Welcome back *sigh*

• Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
• Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back!
• Don't fuck up again! Don't fuck up again! Don't fuck up again! Don't fuck up again!
• Just kidding! Just kidding! Just kidding! Just kidding!

(Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 15:48, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Wanna come to my house and play pool? --Uncle Dee 04:03, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Where are my bouncy tits?

Ahem. Excuse me Zana, I couldn't help noticing that all the other discerning voters who agreed that your poetic contribution was feature-worthy were rewarded with a template featuring bouncy cartoon tits on their talk page. I suspect it must be the "classy" grey sig that's so easy to overlook (or the fact that, when it comes to matters of being shown tits, I am usually ignorified) but there does not appear to be a template featuring bouncy cartoon tits on my talk page. Could this situation be remedied, do you think? I only ask for the tits I feel I deserve! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:05, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] THINKER Loves You

Mmm.. Zana. A taste I'd savor for hours upon hours. Can she cook? I don't know. But with a rack like that, I certainly hope so.

Thanks for voting for me for Writer of the Year babe. I appreciate it from the bottom of my extremely masculine, very sexy heart. You'll get an extra special kickback for your support, trust me. ;) --THINKER 18:16, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] EPIC FAIL!

	All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!

[edit] Hey Babe

I was just hangin out, you know, playin Nintendo and thought I'd leave you a little love note. Kisses. ;) --THINKER 17:23, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Son of a bitch!

Damn, I'm bored, so I decided to stop flashing gang signs to random people on the streets, to stop masturbating to crappy amateur porn, to stop peeing on school property, and to stop writing crappy, offensive articles (all two of them!) to stop and say hi. You should feel graced! Colin "All your base" Heaney 23:18, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

...for signing my guestbook! 'Preciate it! - [17:48 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[edit] Wow...

You worry, me. That's not a good thing. I'm impressed that you have achieved such a feat. Your definatly a woman, becuse YOU'RE PSYCIC!!!!!!!!!!!! you predicted it would be me visiting your user page. That or you've got a veryyy niftey program to adapt to the persons name, but even then I predict that you are a woman (or a very feminin (is that spelt right?) bloke...) can you teach me how to put picture's on articles because the walkthrough was a bit over whelming. NOT Adopt. I'm waiting for "Tom Mayfair" to get back to me on that. Thank you!!! --Jordan(ish) 16:14, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Just because I care...

Thanks. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! talk!Teenage FBI 22:03, 14 October 2008 (UTC)