User talk:Zombiebaron/archive1

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Cool Hand Luke

Isn't a list... did you read it? It's a "mathematical proof." Well, not really, but that's the idea. Check it again and tell me if it looks like a list to you. XGodx 19:13, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

• Acctually it is a list. It is a list of "facts" in an order disgnied to confuse, and prove that there is no god, and at the same time having very little to do with the movie at hand, although it does mention one event of the movie (Cold Hands' death), and it deserves the template, and forthcoming deletion. Oh yah, and I always read articles that I nominate for huffing. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:48, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

Double redirects

Since you moved the page, it is your job to clean up the 48 or so double redirects you created: Special:DoubleRedirects. Rar! --Splaka 08:24, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Acctually I moved Metal assed hamster to IHamster, and then MoneySign deleted Metal assed hamster. I protested on IRC, because someone would have to go around changing all the links to Metal assed hamster. Money recreated the page, and all of these redirects were born. I pointed the double redirects out to him, and he has done nothing. However, if you look at the double redirect page, it appears to say this: Metal assed hamster will redirect you too: Metal assed hamster witch will intern redirect you to: A list of 58 pages which include EVERY SINGLE PAGE THAT LINKS TO Metal Assed hamster. This entire thing seems confusing, and quite simpily fucked up. How can a page redirect to its self? How come when you go to Metal assed hamster it takes you to iHamster? And, dear Splaka, how am I supposted to "clean up the 48 or so double redirects", I hardly have admin status enough to delete them. However, I am going to change every link to Metal assed hamster so that it points to iHamster, thus, hopefully, fixing the problem. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:52, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Ok, here is what happened I think, quoted from IRC: "I think the problem is that iHamster was originaly a redirect, and now that I moved Metal assed hamsters on top of it, it redirects to its self, as seen in the doubleredirects page". Dawg deleted Metal assed hamster, the double redirects are gone, and I don't think there are any ramifacations, exept all the links to it in my previous comment have turned red. Hope you are happy Spak --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:12, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

If they are gone and I don't have to ban you.... Then I AM NOT HAPPY! *cries* --Splaka 04:59, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

I saw all of those redirects yesterday and for the life of me, couldn't figure out how to get rid of them. It was a sort of A => A => 58 different articles thing, totally bizarre. I've seen the problem before though, and I think that it's caused by a caching issue and not actually the fault of whosoever performed the move. --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 14:27, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations!

Villahj_Ideeut has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For the largest ego on the face of the planet. -- Baron Village Idiot♠CUN Free Speech 17:43, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks (from all of us)

The title iPregnant looks much better now. I'll assume you fixed all the other's as well so this is a group thanks. Nice job! -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey  00:13, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Yes. I went through an entire category leaving only Userpages, and pages whose "wrongtitle" templates were jokes untouched. Your welcome. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:33, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Got Mail!

[Deutschland Talk] - and now please take Hinoa's hint.

Hmmm...Hinoa has never edited that page...nor do I think he has ever given me a hint of any kind...although I may be wrong...and I have only posted the nazi flag and coat of arms on the german page twice, once when the flag and coat of arms there were the real flag and coat of arms of germany, and then once again when someone had blanked the flag and coat of arms, and I couldn't simply revert it due to the fact that I would erase other edits...so what exactally is Hinoa's hint, Mr. Anonymous IP whoes only contribution is to my talk page, and who didn't even bother to sign it! --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:05, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

"Mr. Anonymous IP" - eh. Nice name, I'll take it. Don't you know your own user talk page anymore? Anyways, happens. However it's nice to know that most of North Americans are still only able to see those "big bad Nazis who tried to conquer our land while we were shitting on the toilet" in Germans, and also fail to keep their trap shut about this opinion while posting a symbol at a place where it is totally misguided and not only an insult to any in some degree rational thinking person but also a sovereign contempt of about 50 million people who died in this war. Have you ever seen the pictures of Auschwitz or any other concentration camp? I don't think so. You probably do not even know where the swastika came from in the first place. But wait - maybe I just wanted to call your attention to a comment given on this so called "Nazification"? But that doesn't mean it was me who made this comment. I'm just, forever and ever, sincerely yours -- Mr. Anonymous IP 22:55, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

Well, sir, as you may not know, as I do not flaunt that fact with a fancy ass userbox on my user page, I am jewish. My grandfather and grandmother both escaped Poland, through all manner of hardship, and my grandfather, who narrowly escaped going to Aushwitz himself do to an error by a train driver, was so traumatized by the events of World War II that he rarely speaks of them, and is afraid to fly in a plane. I am well aware of where the swasika comes from, most notebly a holy symbol in Hinduisim, and I am well aware of where it comes from. However, I am of the belife that everyone should be able to laugh at them selves (even on such serious matters as these) and Germans and Jews are no exeption. This is a house of laughter, and laughter is the greatest medicine of all. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:31, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Then I overshot my last comment, sorry for that. However you should know that in other parts of this world the swastika still causes really sensitive emotions. And as the article .is. about Germany, it would be a whole lot better if you had thought about that. We do are able to laugh about ourselves, but ever since the day we were born we were shown what those Nazis did to our land and especially in the Shoa (and the Porajmos), with always having the swastika standing on top of that as the ultimate symbol for this evil. It .really. has its reasons why the swastika was banned from non-educational use by the German penal code and is seen as anticonstitutional, not just because we think it carries the danger of glorification when used improper but for there are (and sadly will always be) dumb people following Hitler's sick ideology. So when you put the swastika as coat of arms of Germany, even if it is meant sarcastic, you are playing exactly into the hands of those people, unconscious or not. Therefore when I, being a member of the second postwar generation, see this, I am unable to recognize anything but a slight of all the efforts Germany took to reappraise its past. As I said, I'm fine with making fun of Nazis, but not by using the swastika in this way. There are other articles like the ones about Hitler, the German Empire and the Third Reich for that. -- Mr. Anonymous IP 13:55, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

As I have said before, I was only making sure the flag and coat of arms were not the real flag and coat of arms, as this is uncyclopedia not wikipedia, however I, having very little creativity, chose the swastika meaning it to be joke something like "Heh after all the hard work by the german people to distance themselves from the imense evil of Hitler and his Third Reich, according to this completly unfactual source, their flag still contains a swastika...guess they over looked that, as they passed legislation to outlaw the swastika, eh?". To me that is sort of funny, not very but still sort of, however to people like you it seems that it is not funny at all, and I respect that. However that is all in the past now, exept for the coat of arms witch I guess someone (you) should change to something less offensive to you.--Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 13:07, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Done. Not very inventive, but should be enough. --Attaboy 5 March 2006

Acctaully I like it...I like it alot. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:18, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Sport

That was entirely delightful, dear friend. I found out excursion into the cold "other-spaces" quiet entertaining. Granted, I doubt I should request to repeat the hunt any soon. Such things are naught but special occaisons, and too much repetition could cause serious danger. Nevertheless, despite our preys' unfortunately prominent advantage, we gave them quite a show. Perhaps in one far off time, what we did today will be remember as a landmark in progress. More than likely it won't, but such is not what's important. 'Twas the enjoyment we got from the experience, and that can never be...reverted? Har har har har.

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great04:38, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

I just hope twas as good for you as twas for me. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 11:18, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

It's not all over. Remember that night on IRC the ideas you and chron gave me? Well, here are the results! the Spork Game His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great22:42, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Hello

Ehrich said that I had to visit this site and say Hello to you. I don't know why. But I am doing it anyway. (Ehrich, are you happy?). 20:53, 15 February 2006 (UTC).

Where did I go? Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 20:56, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Hmmm...Who is this Ehrich? I don't think I know anyone named Ehrich, unless I know them by some other name. And why this Ehrich would instruct you to say hello unto me...I haven't a clue. But Hello, looking at your contributions list you appear to be rather new to Uncyclopedia. I hope to see you flourish like a buetiful Ucyclopedia flower, or something like that. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:28, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

...for your vote on Richard M. Stallman. I regret the mixup over your recent ban. My only advice is to beware of the dog from now on.  :) ~ T. (talk) 17:59, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh its all right, the only pain left from that ban is the pain of not having my Uncyc fix. I was right in the middle of going through the days newpages, when BAM I was banned. Oh and your welcome for the vote, it totally deserves it. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 05:17, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Sir_Alec_Dow,_Anagrammatist

You have been invited to add an anagram to the Uncyclopedians section of Sir Alec's page. Please see the small list of potential anagrams you may find appealing (likely not!). Also, just above that is an anagram of The Zombiebaron you may want to use. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  07:30, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind and think of something. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:53, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Es:Dinero

You have placed the template for deletion in this article: Es:Dinero. Please, instead of that, move it to Babel:Es/Dinero, the spanish area where it belongs. Tnaks.

You obviously can move it your self, and have wasted both my and your time by complaining here. Aswell, I placed the template because it was so short. --Major Sir Zo