User talk:Zombiebaron/archive13

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Contents 1 Hey Hey 2 *AHEM* 3 Flipwit 4 Thanks and request 5 Please delete 6 Lo 7 THANK'D 8 Ooh, thank you again! 9 Thanks muchly! 10 Trivium Article 11 Katie Manure 12 My Apologies 13 Dendrophilia 14 Look, a Shiny Award! 15 sorry 16 Maybe you want to take and Anaesthetic break and call me in a Week 17 You Delete Stuff 18 Mr. Hankey 19 Problems with Roman Dog Bird 20 Star 21 Suggest "Is" be restored 22 69.105.96.36 23 Vandal alert! 24 69.105.96.36 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 25 Question about {{expand}} 26 I can't believe you banned me! 27 Recent Deletion 28 Ok! Ok! 29 Herro? 30 For you, sir: 31 Sex Seafood

Hey Hey

Guess who's hated by noobs everywhere! LJLEGO IS HATED BY NOOBS EVERYWHERE! Just wanted to let you know in case you cared.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:12, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh boy. What have you done now, laddy? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:18, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

This should cover it. Take a look. Laugh at noobish idiocy. And then cry because Spang banned her before you could.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:22, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, I guess she didn't see who deleted it. Also, I don't think "noobs everywhere" hate you. Just the banned ones. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:22, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Fair enough. But aren't those the ones that make the biggest splash?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:17, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Ah, but ussually they are the ones whome are forgotten the fastest. Much like that Benson chap. Don't worry if you've never heard of him. He went away rather quickly. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:18, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I know all about BENSON. Isn't he Tortilla's arch-Ouroboros?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:20, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm gonna pretend like I know what your talking about, and then bugger off. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:23, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

*AHEM*

This. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:36, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

That? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:49, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

The baseball bat. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:53, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

And a favor too..-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:07, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Flipwit

He's in IRC, talking him through the pros and cons of hitchhiking wiki-editing. So I've put him on probation and removed the ban. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Alrighty. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:08, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks and request

First, the thanks. Thanks for nomming me for AotM.

Second, the request. May I please have Game:TextAdventurer in my userspace?

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Here it is, and your welcome. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:10, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Please delete

Please delete this picture: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Cameltoe1.jpg. It is EXTREMELY offensive because it looks like a child pornography picture and I posted the original picture to an International Crime website. I think you were there during the time on the IRC. Nevertheless, please huff it. It is a disgrace and should not of existed in the first place. --Eiyuu Kou 00:49, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, good sir, I hate to break it to you, but that is not pornography. Websters dictionary defines "pornography" as: "the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement". This is neither a "depicition of erotic behavior" or, as far as I can tell, "intended to cause sexual excitement". It is tasteless, humourless, poorly done, and probably offends some people, but those reasons alone are not reason enough for me to delete it on sight. I advise you to nominate it for VFD, afterwhich it will either be deleted or kept (although I'm fairly certain that it will be deleted). -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:08, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

User:Flipwits changed the image. I am wondering if you saw the new revision or the severely perverted one. You might of seen the new revision, so can you check the image's history? --Eiyuu Kou 23:34, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Lo

T'other day, 31st of July if my somewhat shaky memory serves me rightly, you asked me on IRC if I might be able to do you a favour - I missed this message until I'd already /quitted. Wondered what is was, and if I might in some way still be of service? RabbiTechno 17:46, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm not sure, but it was probably some sort of graphical manual laborly task. It's probably for the best that you missed out. :) -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:47, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

I'd have refused anyway, on account of your spelling of labourly, you Colonial. :) RabbiTechno 18:23, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, now you've got colour in my cheeks. My spelling skills ain't what they used ta be. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 18:27, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D

UnNews Audio! (file info) Listen to this story! Greetings Uncyclopedia, and welcome to UnNews. In a bizarre turn of events today, a local man by the name of RAHB, was awarded the Emanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation. In a press conference today, RAHB said that he would like to thank all those who made his receiving this award possible. And he did so too. Until next time Uncyclopedia. Stay safe, or have a potluck, or have a nice whatever. Whichever way you look at it...sign off lines suck.

Thanks comrade...this template sucks -RAHB 04:37, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Yarrrrr welcome, matey. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 13:01, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Ooh, thank you again!

Hmmm, what shall I say to the gobshite admin who voted for me so strongly in Writer of the Month? Well, obviously, thank you very much for the super-flattering "Strong For," which came as a surprise to me. I wish I could say I wanted to nominate you for something, but it seems as if you've won everything that I would do it for! >_<. In any case, thanks again, and keep on voting so blindly.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:38, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, I've never been nommed for WotM...not that I'd win...Oh, and your welcome, hunny buns. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 18:42, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly!

Thank you for voting For me, of course. You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did. So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 04:27, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:22, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Trivium Article

Sorry to be so cynical, but why have you removed the 'VFD' banner on the Trivium article? This page is clearly not worthy of Uncyclopedia and needs AT LEAST rewriting and/or deleting.

Please take more notice next time

--Urmu 21:19, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Hate to be cynical? I think what your doing is called "ignorant", buddy. First off, I archived the reason, thus giving to no excuse for having to come down to my talkpage looking like an asshole. Secondly, I should probably be the one telling you that you should take more notice. See that {{ICU}}? Yah. The one at the bottom of the page? Gonna claim that you didn't see it the first time, eh? Well, it was there. So, before you start whining to me, try looking at the facts first, okay? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:22, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Katie Manure

Hi there, why was Katie Manure deleted and is it alright if I recreate it?

Hi again. Sometimes the page is there and sometimes it isn't. I'm just going to copy the text from the page when its there and save it in when its not there. If that makes sense86.155.75.91 10:11, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

That page was deleted because the {{expand}} tag which had been added over a month before hand had run out, and the page wasn't very funny. There are no accidental deletions. Somebody weighted the page carefully before deleting it. Therefore, to create the page exactly as it was before helps nobody. I am going to redelete the page, and the next time that you want to create it, try something different. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:21, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

My Apologies

I sincerely apologize for what I did. I had no idea that I wasn't supposed to warn a noob to possibly save them from being banned. Damn me to hell! I clearly broke Rule #2 -'Don't be a dick' - and deserved to be blocked. Next time I'll think twice about trying to help a fellow Uncyclopedian. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote Gobshite •

Oh, that last bit was a bit out of line. I'm not telling you not to help. In fact, you weren't being a dick. It's just that saying "Hey, don't do this or you'll be banned." without the power to ban confuses people. In the future, you should try making statements such as "Creating vanity pages multiple times is against Uncyclopedia policy, please stop.". That way, your not threatening that which you cannot do, and are also getting the message across that they should stop. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:22, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Alright. Gotcha. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote Gobshite •

Dendrophilia

Like, two days ago, you huffed an article called Dendrophilia because it was inactive for a week. Could you please restore it to a subpage of my name? -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 17:57, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

There you go. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM •