User talk:Zombiebaron/archive15

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Contents 1 Racist maths 2 Help me fork some deleted articles please? 3 Hotard Empire 4 Emo girl pictures 5 Deleted WIP 6 Racist Pain 7 wumpa the walrus and his band of merry men 8 Robert Bird 9 Hi. 10 So, ZB 11 Thank you for to be making picshure 12 Great Vote Drought of Yesteryear 13 PLS loopholes/reviewing 14 why did you delete my work??????? 15 my work? 16 Untitled Document 17 Please exist 18 Please vote 19 Sig 20 Congratulations, Grand Implementor Zombiebaron! 21 Big favour, eh? 22 Enya's Gamble 23 Thanks for the NotM vote! 24 Buntard Page 25 Thank you 26 Hi. 27 Paragraph 28 Before you reverted 29 VA template problem 30 Hi! 31 Random Message

Racist maths

Heya, I started said article over two weeks ago (probably under my IP...). I put it up for a pee review. It took two weeks two review, but was under an ICU tag (sort of fairly, given its short length, but better than 80% of the stuff that is allowed to stay in this place anyway). By the time it got reviewed, It was halfway through its ICU phase, and I read the review. However, I was ill and bed-bound. By the time I was better, I had a very real job application to get through. By the time I got round to looking for it (4 days after I had finally received a pee review...), it was huffed. Moaned about this on Village Dump, and got advised to contact the admin who did the huffing (which, after some digging and dicking about, I eventually worked out how to do).

I ask, please restore it! Give me until Monday midnight to make it half readable. I will follow the suggestions in the pee review to make it better. Could you also retsore the talk page? I copied and pasted the pee review to there.

I am being a bit presumptive and assuming that you will do what I have asked, and I am also thanking you for doing so. I understand why you did do it, and will try to be a better boy in furture (using "construction" tags etc), but in the mean time.....

Cheers Step13 21:46, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Feel free to recreate it with a {{construction}} tag. Hope you feel better, eh? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:02, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Help me fork some deleted articles please?

Hey, some of my old articles got deleted when I wasn't looking, (see the red links on User:Nerd42/articles) and I'm not mad or anything - I mean, people are gonna do what people are gonna do. I was wondering if it would be OK if I forked them (or some of them) to Illogicopedia though. (Our newerish nonsense site that isn't funny) The only thing stopping me from doing that (I think) is that I don't have the source code. Could you maybe email me the source (preferably of the last version edited by me) if that's possible for you cause you're an admin? I'm Nerd42 and i use google mail. I would really appreciate it if you'd help with that. I mostly want "Blah" and "The Fart of War". I'm asking this just sort of as a favor if you have time. Thanks! --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 21:05, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Will that be all? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:32, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you very much. :) --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 15:59, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey, apparently my article on Kansasology got turned into a redirect page for something else. Could you possibly resurrect it for me too? I'd appreciate that because I thought it was a good one. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 16:03, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

This is a copy of the page as it looked after your last edit to it. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:21, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Hotard Empire

Oh, come on, you deleted it while it was still under construction!(I use my psychic powers to predict that you are going to tell me it was going to be crap anyway) JoeShmoe64 20:17, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow. Your good at this whole psychic thing. You should, like, join the circus. In the meantime, feel free to recreate the page. Hopefully this was a kick in the pants enough to incurage you to make it better then what it was going to be. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:27, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Emo girl pictures

I'm not related to that girl. I've seen those pictures on the web and though they'd be fit to illustrate the article. Please do not delete them again. Those are as much "vanity" as any other unknown person whose picture has been uploaded (for example, this [1]). Thank you. Rodheschinis 16:01, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

That has nothing to do with it. Those pictures are cyberbullying. Imagine what you would feel like if I uploaded a picture of you under the title "Stupid-fucking-idiot.jpg". I don't care if you found them elsewhere, or took them yourself. Its cyberbullying, and your lucky that I didn't ban you for it. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:21, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Unfortunately you're an admin and whenever you have reason, or lack of, makes no diference as your decision will prevail. Uncyclopedia itself is a free bullying device, it doesn't matter which fancy words you use to disguise this. BTW, there was nothing like "Stupid-fucking-idiot" in anything I've written, not even close, it was alot more comedic/softed and biased towards satire, not intending to cause humiliation. Uncyclopedia is full of jokes like that for jesus sake. I wish I could start a section at the "admin" article making fun of how Uncyclopedia's admins fell proud of their "awards" or when some other unknown user comes to their page a place a template of "randomdork gave you a cookie" kind of thing because that's the same kind of people that myspace article was mocking on: posers. Dammit you link the huff page to a "don't do a vanity" sort of article just to state later that "that [vanity] has nothing to do with it", wth. "and your lucky that I didn't ban you for it" sounds rather threatening in a ridiculous way, lol, at least it made me laught of this situation. Oh well have a nice day and keep up with the good work. Rodheschinis 18:47, 25 October 2007 (UTC) unlock the admin article please... T___T

The best part was when you called me a sadist under your breath. And you thought I didn't hear you. Silly Rodheschinis. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:25, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Wrong. And if you want a picture of a stupid-fucking-idiot upload that of your ID card. That'd be sweet. Rodheschinis 13:48, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Deleted WIP

My Earth 2 article (which was intended to be bad) was deleted while it was still a work in progress. Please reply on my talk page.

First off. No. I reply on my talkpage. I don't like fragmented conversations. Either you put my talkpage on your watchlist, or you just keep your stupid requests to yourself. Second. If your page "was indended to be bad", then it obviously has no place here. Please read HTBFANJS, and conform to what it says. We have thousands of terrible pages. We don't need you to make more, on purpose. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:39, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Racist Pain

Okay man, why? I mean, it was a harmless article. Racist Pain is a real band in the real city of Sheffield. So some of the grammar and spelling was off, I was fixing it when you deleted the page. Just give me an explanation and I'll leave it alone.

QVFD. That's all I know about the matter. That, and it wasn't a very good page. Feel free to make a funny page in its place. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:42, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Fair enough, though what classes as funny? A rabbit on a stick? Hell, that's just wierd...nevermind. Thanks for the explanation.

Please read HTBFANJS. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:49, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Humour is always relative, like morals, or hygene.

wumpa the walrus and his band of merry men

ok first of all what the fuck is your problem i spent a whole day making that article and now its gone. fuck u u son of a bitch. i hate you. go burn in hell u piece of scrap. ur the lowest form of being in the world! i hope you die!

Oh, I'm sorry. If I had known what I dipshit you were, I would have banned you before you got a chance to blank my talkpage. Also, that page was crap. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 18:06, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Robert Bird

Why Robert Bird is deleted? Blueray 14:54, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Why you is speaking english with such bad grammars? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:17, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Hi.

You'll excuse me for saying this but... I find you to be absolutely barking mad. Would you care for a crumpet? Ж Kalir _{with all the grace of a tin can} 05:16, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Only if dipped in buffalo sauce. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:19, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

So, ZB

How do you bypass the spam filter? I tried to revert the blanking and couldn't do it. Is it some kind of magical admin powers? ~ 15:22, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

We have spam filters? I'm not sure what you mean. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:24, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Weird eh? I tried to revert it, and I got rejected by "a spam filter" saying that the document cannot be saved because of possible spam links in it, gave me all sort of links mentioned in the document for reference...~ 15:28, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

I've never seen that. Probably has something to do with my awesome hair. Something which you, apparantly, lack. Yes, that's right. I've seen the picture, but not the spammy thingy. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:31, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

God damn it! Where is that picture?!?! I keep getting remarks about it, but I haven't seen it! As for the hair, it's all a part of the tough-shaved head-Israeli-ex-military pose. ~ 17:26, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Codeine's been waving it around. Probably because he looks so devilishly handsome in it. And because it "proves" that he has friends. Also, I recently dicovered that I have a cousin in the IDF. She, however, isn't bald. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:34, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

He is, isn't he? Well, that's because he's a cool sexy admin. You know that you can always migrate here and undergo a military service as well. Then you can meet up with an army barber. Always a hit! ~ 17:41, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Little do you know that I havn't even seen a civilian barber in over a year. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:47, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Lucky man! ~ 17:49, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for to be making picshure

Thanks.-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 01:13, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Great Vote Drought of Yesteryear

I hate to break it to you, buddy, but that drought has reared its ugly head once more. Vote counts on VFH are pretty damn low, and it's always the same people voting. Perhaps it's time to put a mega-template on the main page. "CALLING ALL USERS. VOTE FOR HIGHLIGHT AND DELETION NOW, BEFORE I EAT YOU!"-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:14, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

I love it when I can read your comments using my Clive Owens voice. Works so well. Or, better yet, my Bruce Willis or Mickey Rourke voices. And yes, I did just finish watching Sin City like 2 minutes ago. But sure, I just have to pick which colours will look the worst on the Main Page, for the banner. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:07, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

I pick mucus green. You know the one, you've used it!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:14, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Spang would love it...just like last time... -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shou