User talk:Zombiebaron/archive17

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Contents 1 Apology 2 Silent Huff 3 Image Request 4 Re: Ban Patrol 5 Untitled Message II 6 Untitled Message 7 Informal sockpuppetry check 8 NotM 9 Finnius requests your attention for a PM in IRC please (very hush hush) 10 Article restoration for personal purposes 11 Article restoration 12 It's that time of year 13 UNLIMITED POWER 14 Dinosauron? 15 Pod People article 16 Sorry for not making myself clear at VFD 17 Mind take a look? 18 Coo, ta! 19 Hey 20 Jimmie Johnson 21 Lisa Burke 22 You miss the point 23 Dude 24 Inciclopedia 25 WTF? 26 Zana 27 Ban 28 Deletion 29 Semi-Protection of my Articles 30 The Cheat image 31 Deleting My Talk Page

Apology

I am not trying to contest the validity of my block, which has by now obviously expired. I just want to apologize for several things:

1. I am sorry I failed to check that this was a real user with contributions.
2. I am sorry I made false accusations of cyberbullying (which, admittedly, is nearly as bad as actual cyberbullying).
3. I am sorry I forgot, for the second time, that somebody else's userpages are never eligible for VFD.

The problem was that somebody originally nominated the page at QVFD, where it would probably also have been rejected, and so I hastily took excessively drastic action.

I promise that this will never happen again. Please don't hold this against me _{any more than is necessary}. Thank you very much.

P.S. For future reference, what should I do if I encounter this kind of QVFD nomination?

--Pentium5dot1 08:41, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Ah, no worries. I understand that you did what you did with the best intentions at heart, and I only blocked you in order to get the message across with a little extra zing. I'm glad that you learned your lesson. In future, if someone lists anouther user's userpage on QVFD, nominate them for Ban Patrol. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:37, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

I warned the user responsible for the QVFD nomination. What other action is necessary? Pentium5dot1 00:39, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

This matter, as I see it, is over. Also, please never dole out ban warnings. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:01, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, it was not originally written as a ban warning. I have re-redacted the message accordingly. _{Sorry for wasting your time...?}Pentium5dot1 03:57, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Wonderful. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 04:04, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Silent Huff

Could you, someone with an account, begin deletion procedures for Silent Hill 5? It's remarkably horrible, reads almost like the original Wikipedia article, and has no potential for improvement until the game itself is out. --24.4.220.172 03:24, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Done. In future, please use VFD. Yes, even IPs can use VFD. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:29, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

I thought VFD was semi-protected... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 03:44 Dec 14, 2007

Well yes, that's a valid point. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:49, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Image Request

I have a hankering to archive off the completed image requests, any problem with me so doing? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:34, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Done. Also, good job keeping up with all of those, eh? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:41, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I was going to do it myself - I don't like creating work for others. Thanks ZB! Let's see, I've already given you a UU Star, how does cake work with the Undead digestion processes? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:55, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

That's one strange looking cake... -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:50, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Re: Ban Patrol

Fair point, well made. I was in the zone a bit, but needed to slope off, so wasn't going to keep track of that IP, and figured it's better to bung something on Ban Patrol that's not needed than not bung it up and have somthing slip through the cracks. Anyway, as you say, it seems to have stopped. Perhaps his medication kicked in... Tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:21, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I realize that you were only doing your best to help out, and I appreciate that. In the future, however, please keep what I said in mind. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:02, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Untitled Message II

Please remove my name off the system please but don't ban my IP as I am planning to not be a user thanks

I cannot "remove" names off "the system". In fact, I doubt that anybody can. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:55, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Untitled Message

Dear zombiebaron, I am just asking what was wrong with my end of the world article called "Last day" as it is funny and I didn't use any personal names. Why?

It was very short, you signed it, and it was nominated for QVFD, and I didn't find it funny. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:16, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

KK Sorry I also did a copy of the page on another page as I thought a random user deleted it until I realised that you were an administrator so I deleted it too. My report was not funny but I am usually more funny than this. The page was just haste to add my own site. Don't worry the next one WILL be funny that it will crush your ribs! You've been warned!

Thanks for the warning. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:39, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Informal sockpuppetry check

From IRC:

[3:50pm] Ggarfield: Hinoa, I could use a favor.  Zombiebaron has blocked JustusThane on the basis 
                    that he's my sock puppet, and now he's made at me because he wanted to proofread 
                    articles.
[3:50pm] Mordillo: LordKat, whatever it is you're on, I want some...!
[3:50pm] JustusThane left the chat room. (Remote closed the connection)
<stuff edited out>
[3:51pm] Hinoa: You mean, the guy who just left?

Which got me to thinking. I did a whois/whowas check on both of them. The IPs don't match--I'll PM you the results over IRC after I get home from work tonight (if you're still on then).

While I think it's still kind of a dickish move to have most of their early edits to NotM, I still don't think that Justus is a sockpuppet of Garfield. But since a.) it's your ban, b.) I'm a lazy ass and have to go to work, I'll let you work it out. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:00, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Alright, so here's my reasoning on why they are sockpuppets. I'd define a sockpuppet as "A user who's edits are designed only to benefit anouther user, or to push the agenda of anouther user, regardless of who creates either account". That includes, as I believe the case is here, JustusThane and Stfuyou, who, as Ggarfield has said, are his friends, who created accounts souly for the purpose of voting for Ggarfield on NotM, and for an article Ggarfield wrote that is currently on VFH. I'll also point out that I've explained all of this to Ggarfield on IRC, aswell as having said something along these lines on BP, and I have no idea why Ggarfield still doesn't seem to understand. However, I'd be willing to unblock either of the two of Ggarfield's friends if I was approached and told that they want to make actaul contributions to the site. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:38, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

NotM

You striked out Stfuyou and JustusThane votes for being semi-sockpuppets of Ggarfield. MaddMax and Chicken Chaser are also semi-sockpuppets of Ggarfield but there votes weren't struck out. So, I ask that you strike out there votes as well because they are also semi-sockpuppets. Thank you--Æ 18:26, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

No. First off, when I asked Ggarfield if Chicken Chaser was known to him outside of Uncyclopedia in the way that JustusThane and Stfuyou are, he said no, and I'm inclinded to take his word for it. On the other hand, MaddMax, while a friend of Ggarfield's, is also a contributing member, and while his vote may or may not have been infulenced by his existing relationship with Ggarfield, that's not grounds for his vote to be striken. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:25, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Finnius requests your attention for a PM in IRC please (very hush hush)

• I signed on as soon as I got this (about 5 mintues ago), and you weren't there. I guess I'll swing by later. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:39, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Article restoration for personal purposes

If you don't mind, I'd like to take a look at the material in the article Belldandy, since I helped write it, and I'd like to use the material in said article in other pages, if you don't mind. You also don't mind if I move said page to my userspace, do you? Rickyrab 06:32, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

By Belldandy I think I mean the first version, the one you huffed, not the revival version, although I'd need to check both versions to make sure of that. Rickyrab 06:33, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

And the article Asherah too. Rickyrab 06:37, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Them's back. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 09:22, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Article restoration

If it's not too much trouble, Zombiebaron, could you restore Griffin (the most recently deleted version)? I am planning an article called Compulsive Linking Disorder, and Griffin was a perfect example of it. I'll move it to my userspace and directly incorporate it into my article, so you won't have to re-delete it when I'm done. Much obliged, --Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 23:12, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

There you go. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:16, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. --Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 23:18, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

It's that time of year

Rabbi Techno presents you with One Imperial Gallon of Lamp Oil! Should see you through the next week or so without having to resort to any supernatural shenanigans. Happy Hanukkah!

Right back atyah. But without a template. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:47, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

UNLIMITED POWER

Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny December 4 03:38 Mordillo (Talk) blocked Mordillo (Talk) (Infinite) (Clear off!).

And may our world domination arrive sooner rather than later!

~ 16:32, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Now all we need is to build a giant jewish robot, that will follow all instructions to the letter. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron