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Contents 1 the GNO article 2 Wall Street 3 Question 4 Veraergert 5 NRV Manbearpig 6 Take a look at that 7 What 8 Welcome 9 Image:KnightTable.png 10 Things, stuff, and whatnot 11 Untitled Message's are for losers 12 Muhammad and Jesus pissing contest 13 Morton Feldman 14 Welcome! 15 Thanks 16 VFP 17 Untitled Message 18 10x 19 Navigation=Gone 20 Untitled Message 21 Question from a N00b 22 Awards 23 VFP 24 Thanks! 25 Ninjastar 26 VFH 27 Lapland 28 Splenda discussion, continued 29 Image:EaldÆngliscDictionary.png 30 Thinking of you 31 Untitled Message 1

the GNO article

That article totally needed the NVR tag. I wish I hadn't made it. I tried to just delete it... but I failed miserably. how do I actually delete it? --T-Roooy 12:49, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Wow, you put this at the bottom of the page and I didn't see the message 'till now. Sucks. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:37, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Wall Street

Well, you NRV'd my short article on Wall Street earlier tonight, so I fleshed it out into a hugely sarcastic rebuttal of Dada. I left the NRV tag on, however, as I thought you should be the one to decide if the article is funny, too sophisticated, not sophisticated enough (highly probable), or just stupid. Best of luck, --Palsworth 04:06, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

I like this message alot. You seem to have a good grasp on how not to be a tool, which is more than I can say about the rest of the rabble who demand me to remove NRVs. You got class. Oh, and "Best of luck" made me chuckle...:D. Yup, the NRV is gone. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:35, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Question

Do you happen to know why can't I move article Infected mushroom? IG 21:33, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

I don't know. Tell me where you want it moved and I'll gladly move it for you though. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:09, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Veraergert

I didn't know that that comment wasn't yours. It looked like it was something you wrote because your signature was next to it, and not a IP comment without a signature. Honest mistake on my part. I was just reording the page to add the ==Week of September 17== tag and thought it looked better near your signature. Fucking IP puke got me. I got banned 6 hours for that, which I find fucked up, because I don't like to be banned at all. Anyway, I don't like it that you cried to get me banned either, but you got what you wanted, and it's over. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 18:59, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Woah, no one cried. To me it looked like deliberate defamy, and in my opinion that is completely unacceptable. I merely pointed out the facts to wolf. I acctually just wanted to give you a stern talking to, but wanted wolf to somehow endorse the stern talking to (cause he's an admin and I'm not). However, he banned you. You however (I am told) came on IRC and whined about the ban. Dude, it was six hours. Go watch a movie or something, maybe call up your friends and do something. 6 hours is nothing. Anyway, if I were an admin, I would have first talked to you and then, depending on your responce, maybe banned you. Dawg handeled it his way, it was a closed matter, and I don't wanna see you whine to me about how I "cried" either, cause "crying" and "crying 'wolf!'" are diffrent things. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:38, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

• I admit it looked like deliberate defamy. What you said to Herr Dawg was this:

Let me point out that for some reason Severian inserted this IPs comment (now in italics) into my comment. Is that a bannable offence? So yah... --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:45, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Giving him the impetus to ban. You could have talked to me without ever talking to the Overlords (only figurative, unless you wanted to call them cat herders, which would be ok.) I did whine to an extent, to the Right Honourable Gentleman, because I didn't think he understood where I was coming from. Of course this will never happen again, and I would have much prefered to be talked to by anyone (admin or not) before such a sentence was levied against me. I don't care if the sentence was 6 hours or 8 days, the fact of the matter is I don't like to be banned for something I perceived as a simple fuck up, and that's what it was. It's like getting a parking ticket when the meter says you can park all day for free. It's painful to be accused of stuff and have to suffer, but my lady friend helped me greatly in my time of need. I was a total douche for accidently inserting it into your comment, and not checking the history. Perception is a bitch I understand. And ours was crossed. To amend my transgressions, I apologise in ernest and give you this.

Severian has awarded you a big cookie! Now go play in traffic and drink your fucking milk.

-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:17, 20 September 2006 (UTC) damn my unsigning!

• Hmmm...just before I say case closed, I'd like to point out that: A) I acctaully talked to Dawg on IRC, the comment on ban patrol was addressed to Hinoa, and 2) Questions are not the same things as commands. Oh, so yah thanks for the cookie, and I'd like to close the book on this ugly chapter of you're (and my) "Uncyclopedia life" for good. Feel free to get piss drunk this weekend and holler about how much you think I suck at the bartender. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:06, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

NRV Manbearpig

I just created this article, and see that it has been tagged as NRV. I'm new here and this is my first article -- does this indicate that it needs more work (what would be a stub tag on wikipedia), or what? For reference here [1] is the wikipedia article on Manbearpig (I tried to avoid any actual content in this article, of course). Thanks Kenj0418 23:47, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Yes sort of. We have stubs on Uncyclopedia, but they are out of use. An NRV is close to a stub, however it measures not only length, but also humor. So, it is subjective, and thus many people are made unhappy when after 7 days their work is deleted. Oh yah, did I mention that after 7 days your article gets deleted? --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:50, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Take a look at that

Sock Puppet? A minion? A rival? hmmm.....-- Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 21:09, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Never heard of the guy. I link to my sock puppet in my sig though. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:11, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

What

what was the message on my talk page for, did I do something wrong? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Serminigo (talk • contribs)

Hmmm...this question seems to mean that you can't read. Which makes no sense. So maybe you didn't acctually read the message? It is quite obviously a "Welcome" message, welcoming you to Uncyclopedia, creating you're talk page, and spamming my signature. In short, no you've done nothing wrong. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:59, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Welcome

Since you seem to be doing it already I'd like to formally invite you to join the "Committee". -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Sure master, anything you say. ;) --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:19, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

Image:KnightTable.png

I'm thinking that perhaps the pic would work better if you took it out of the dark ages and made it "now". Like an Ikea catalogue picture, with King Arthur (the Burger King, maybe?), in an ultramodern Ikea'd apartment, trying to assemble a round white-pine table. Just a thought...and I wouldn't worry too much about Image:KnightTable.png flunking VFP, just think of it as an involuntary ego reducer (if we didn't fail once in a while our heads would get way too big. Custom hats are expensive).--Sir Modusoperandi 21:14, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Since you weren't around when I first showed up you don't know this, but, I have nominated all of my pictures (minus a few more recent ones which were merely to inhance articles, and had no inherant humor). All but one (Zombie Che) have been voted down. But still I try try again! --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:07, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey, I'm here for you, man. Just fall back...I'll catch you. <sound of ZB hitting floor> Oh, shit...sorry, I saw something shiny.--Sir Modusoperandi 20:01, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

Things, stuff, and whatnot

• There's a bit more in Image_talk:Fundiemag.jpg if you care, and thanks for fixing "Template:Societyformisspellingphilantropy‎" (how the heck did you find it, anyway? It's nowhere, man! Hmmm, there's a thumbprint on my gallery...).--Sir Modusoperandi 02:52, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

I found that template while researching you. It seems you slipt under my radar (what radar) until just before my summer break (when I wasn't around alot). Anyway, glad to help fix anything you need me to break :D. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:55, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Although I joined Uncyc last October I'd mostly just tinkered with Canada until this summer, when pages just started popping out of me (with varying degrees of success). American Fundie Magazine was only the second (of three, so far) satirical pages that I've started (Solid Gold, the most recent, is far more successful in my opinion.) As for the templates, of those I quickly tired.--Sir Modusoperandi 03:06, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Yah I started off thinking that I was funny, and that I had alot of ideas. Turns out that I'm not (at least in writing), and that I don't. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:07, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

My theory is that everybody knows enough about something to make a funny page about that very something. Also, this having two different conversations on two different pages simultaneously is freaking me out. I do that, sometimes.--Sir Modusoperandi 03:12, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

I suggest cheddar, Mr. Ompal. You're child will enjoy it as much as you will. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:16, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Uh, yeh <backs away slowly>...good luck with that.--Sir Modusoperandi 03:19, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Acctually, since you don't seem to have uderstood my last comment, I was indroducing a third conversation. Now we are having 3 seperate conversations on 2 diffrent pages. Wow...maybe I should get onto IRC? Nope...:D. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:21, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

My bad, I'm trying to have two conversation and finish 'shopping a pic. There's no room left for a third talky-talk.--Sir Modusoperandi 03:39, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Wait! You were "researching me"? Freaky! If you're planning on stealing my life, you'd probably be better off sticking with your own.--Sir Modusoperandi 07:26, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

If I don't research you, how am I to know if you're any good? Also, I wanted to see what you had written, and going through your contribs was an easy way to find out. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 07:37, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Ah. I do good, I hope.--Sir Modusoperandi 07:45, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Let's just say I didn't run off to ban patrol to report you, eh? --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 07:47, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Cool. As long as you set the bar that low, I can't help but succeed.--Sir Modusoperandi 07:48, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Well in my books I'm the bar. So yah, everyone succseeds when the bar is Zombiebaron! --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 07:51, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Praise from ZombieCaesar, and whatnot.--Sir Modusoperandi 08:02, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

<que laugh track> --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • U