Womb

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

See related article on the inner self for physiological information on the inner head.

A sexual organ located in the inner head, long associated with the Greek Goddess, Aphrodite.

A heavily guarded fortress, the Womb is almost impregnable. Most are guarded by the evil demon aptly named Modesty. Those lucky enough to be allowed into the passageway (sometimes using the "trojan" horse method), will be amazed at its glory. Generally, the smaller one of these fortresses is, the more defended it is. The smaller ones often have a "tight" sense of brotherhood amongst the guards and a less roomy entranceway.

Sometimes the passageway's guards can be bribed (or can imbibe) to let down their guard. Unfortunately, responsibility can become an issue if you do not sheathe your blade before entrance.

[edit] See also

• Wombhide