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Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must receive at least one critique via Pee Review before nomination (or at spend a week on Pee Review if you can't get anyone to look at it). Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

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All nominated articles

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Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Vote Score: 6 Freudian inventions
Nomination: Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:01, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. SN&F This one got a good pee review and has been improved in line with feedback. I think it has a fairly unique take on its subject. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:01, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Excellent stuff. Ja! Vote for the vaterland, ausslanders! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:15, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. For--Sir Sycamore Image:Flag scottish.gif CUN VFH (Talk to Me) 12:17, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. For. Good work, funny stuff. ----OEJ 12:22, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. For Nein! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 12:24, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  6. Dig --THINKER 14:32, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Why?:Blame Hitler

Vote Score: 7 deceased, totalitarian, anti-semitic easy targets
Nomination: TheLedBalloon
For Votes: 7
  1. .5SN, F. Got some great reviews on this, SysRq n' I did. Hope you guys enjoy. :) - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:53, May 14
  2. For Definitely, Mr. Hitler.   ~  May 14, 2008 [22:04] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
  3. Half-self f♥r Read through this article. The funny parts are TLB's. The filler is mine. I still enjoy it, though. ~Major Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:09 May 14
  4. For kthnxbai -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png cun22:23, 14 May
  5. For Kickass! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:03, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  6. Ad Hominem --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 01:14, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  7. For - Though my real-life policy is "Blame Bush". -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • USA! 13:33, May. 15, 2008
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans

Vote Score: 3 deals so good they seem ridiculous
Nomination: Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 21:25, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. SN&F Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 21:25, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. For I like it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:06, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. For. I'll have them beans, now.--Garionepsilon 10:39, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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The Tempest

Vote Score: 1 angry sorcerers who live on an island
Nomination: Garionepsilon 10:54, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Self Nom & For. With the help of OEJ and Cajek, this article is ready for another try at VFH.--Garionepsilon 10:54, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Igpay Atinlay

Vote Score: 5 inguistslay agreeyay atthat Igpay Atlin eakerspay areyay exysay
Nomination: gwax
For Votes: 5
  1. SelfNom&4: In looking back over some of my archived stuff and early articles, I was surprised to discover the quality of Igpay Atinlay and figured that I might as well toss it into the hat, so to speak. --Sir gwax (talk) Image:Signuke.gif » Image:Icons-flag-us.png Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 19:02, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. esyay leasepay. Sure, it confused me a lot, but hatway the eckhay. Hey, this is fun!--Garionepsilon 10:13, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. Eakway Orfay - Even though it's a pain in the assyay to translate, it's still pretty enjoyable and funny. -- Ipkay ehtey Ipday • Alktay • Orksway • Aqfay • Otevay inay '08 • USA! 11:12, Aymay. 14, 2008
  4. Very Good- Nice article, i wonder what the translation is... hmmm, ill go check on a dictonary, hmm it listed the against number as 1 without there beign a vote User: KoRoBeNiKi
  5. For So why do Jews keep saying "Voy"? --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:03, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Battleship Potemkin

Vote Score: 9 Masterclasses of Propaganda
Nomination: Mhaille
For Votes: 9
  1. Comrade Sycamore writes damn fine article, with no Russian Reversal in sight. For the Motherland! -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Extremely quick RC-watching for. Very well written, some cracking jokes IMO. —– SIR HV » | TALK | CONTRIBS | CUN | ROTM | KIDNEY | 13/05 18:00
  3. SelfFor-For profits, For the Motherland, For Hall of Shame--Sir Sycamore Image:Flag scottish.gif CUN VFH (Talk to Me) 18:17, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. whoa I was in the middle of reviewing when... bam, nommed!   ~  May 14, 2008 [0:28] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
  5. Village --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 02:05, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  6. Holy Fuck Quick guys, act like we're working or else Sycamore will take our jobs! Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:57, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  7. For Like a fox --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 07:20, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  8. For. Da. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 11:04, May 14
  9. For-ski --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:47, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Proof that hard work (in an article) = Awesome --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 07:20, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

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This Page Is On Fire

Vote Score: 1 flaming articles
Nomination: Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 21:10, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Nom & For This is genius. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 21:10, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. rofl --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 21:15, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. This article is very much like this bus, because it's on fire, but it isn't really a bus, as such OMG who wrote this crazy thing?   ~  May 12, 2008 [21:51] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
  4. Ha ha ha ha ha • Spang • UotF | talk • 03:04, 13 May 2008
  5. 4 - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:36, May 13
  6. For It's natural selection, I have to vote for my own stuff... - 06:53 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
  7. This vote is on fire Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:29, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  8. Ah, what the hell, for. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:01, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Ew It looks messy. OrangeAipom 03:00, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Meh Per Thinker and that Orange guy -RAHB 04:22, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. No thanks. It looks too untidy. If it gets spruced up a bit ,then I might suave to a 'for' next time.--Garionepsilon 07:58, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. No. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 13:59, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against: I cannot, in good conscience support an article as gaudy as this one. --Sir gwax (talk) Image:Signuke.gif » Image:Icons-flag-us.png Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 19:07, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against per gwax, though I kinda like the writing at the end. —– SIR HV » | TALK | CONTRIBS | CUN | ROTM | KIDNEY | 13/05 21:14
  7. Against - A good idea, and surely its garishness is the point of the article, but the joke is recycled too much over the course of the page. --Knucmo2 09:55, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Abs with possible dig capabilities. I like the health warning portion, but the actual article doesn't wow me. --THINKER 23:01, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Abs I'm with Thinker on this --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 11:50, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  • It's not really meant to look tidy... It's meant to be littered with signs. - 15:32 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
  • Abstain-As always Thinker voices the criticism I'd be to pissed to utter coherently--Sir Sycamore Image:Flag scottish.gif CUN VFH (Talk to Me) 15:38, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
  • AUGH! My ASS is on FIRE!!! -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • USA! 17:07, May. 13, 2008
  • Abastin. After several reads I still can't make up my mind. Some of it is funny, and I understand the page is mean to be littered with these things, but... Some of it underwhelmed me, and despite the fact they're supposed to be in your face, all those boxes and stuff are just too much. Can't vote one way or t'other, so abstain it is. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 11:02, May 14

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Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase

Vote Score: 5 scamming science institutes
Nomination: Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 12:42, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. NMF I like it! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 12:42, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Weak For Seemed a little uneven, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. --THE 20:40, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. Sure A little crazy, but okay.   ~  May 14, 2008 [1:11] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
  4. For -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • USA! 11:20, May. 14, 2008
  5. Self-for. I'm actually shocked at how quickly this got on here. —– SIR HV » | TALK | CONTRIBS | CUN | ROTM | KIDNEY | 14/05 15:39
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Eurovision Song Contest

Vote Score: 10 points from the Uncyclopedian jury
Nomination: 15Mickey20
For Votes: 11
  1. Self-nom & for. The real Eurovision is on 24th May and I want to get this featured before that. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:08, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. For We get it down here (sadly) but that was a great article. Feature it on the day. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 11:22, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. For Absolutely spot-on satire. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:09, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. For.-good stuff--Sir Sycamore Image:Flag scottish.gif CUN VFH (Talk to Me) 12:20, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. For Gee. As an American myself, I sure did like this article boy. Those limeys sure know their humour um, I mean humor. Yea, humor that's how I always spell it. Honest. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png 14:52, May 11
  6. For. Por. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:19, May 11
  7. Dig what in the fuck is this article?! I have no clue, but damn if it didn't make me laugh. --THINKER 21:11, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  8. United Kingdom - For, "Le Royaume-Uni - Pour" - I can almost hear Terry Wogan reading it. -- Guybles CUN 22:37, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
  9. fourI know this sounds blasphemous, but......I'm an American who loves watching Eurovision. Sue me. Jesus Hates You. 13:52, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
  10. Kill me now. --So So 02:59, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  11. Great stuff - loleurovision - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:07, May 15
Against Votes: 1
  1. Wtf? * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 01:12, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Pee review -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:08, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

  • /me slaps forehead I'll vote for if two other Americans get it.   ~  May 11, 2008 [12:30] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
  • as a white male, it feels weird to be discriminated against. It's a lame feeling! Go America!   ~  May 11, 2008 [13:01] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
  • Discrimination is one of the founding principles upon which society was built. Don't knock prejudice, you Negro scum! --Ann Coulter 16:33, May 11
  • I feel I should share the insane hilarity that is Eurovision. It's a yearly televised competition where every country in Europe has three minutes to sing a song and do something, anything, to stand out from the crowd. Here are some mad examples: Ukraine's nightmarish entry from last year,

Moldova, with "Grandmama bangs the drum", Lithuania 2006 (they came 6th). This comes complete with one of ESC's between-song travelogues. I love Eurovision. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  23:01, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

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Guinness Brewmasters

Vote Score: 3 Alcoholics
Nomination: Sir Sycamore Image:Flag scottish.gif CUN VFH (Talk to Me) 12:39, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. VeryFor-great stuff--Sir Sycamore Image:Flag scottish.gif CUN VFH (Talk to Me) 12:39, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Four. Definitely. -- On behalf of the Cabal, Jack Phoenix (Janitors ♥ you) • (Complain!) • (In Soviet Uncyclopedia, Jack pwns YOU!!) 18:10, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. Self-For ~