V Crisis of 2006

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The V Crisis of 2006 started when South Dakota abolished the letter V after the film V for Vendetta was deemed to be not Minitrue approved by the Republican Party.

[edit] The Movie

V for Vendetta is loosely based on the popular children's novel of the same title. The title character was known for attempting to teach kids that at some point, they must fight against their opressors. The main character, the letter V, used various simple explosives to wrench the government into chaos to bring about a world he called "The Land of Do-As-You-Please". The story is considered very controversial by many parents, who do not believe that home-made bombs and revenge are things that children of that age level should be learning. Cthulhu disagrees.

[edit] The Crisis

Despite the South Dakotan belief that V is an unnecessary letter, various violent outbursts blew out at the vanishing of such a versatile verbiage. Verbosity ensued, except within the very grounds of the state, where the vox populi was somewhat victimized--while feigning a vivaciousness of vocabulary.

[edit] Timeline

• March 17 - V for Vendetta is released nationwide.
• Fox News immediately derides the movies as Unamerican. America disagrees.
• South Dakota bans the letter V and all that it stands for, leading to a Kitten insurgency.
• March 18 - Tom Vilsack, governor of Iowa, moves to the defense of the letter V.
• March 20 - Verizon discontinues phone service to South Dakota.
• North Dakota refuses to respond to its brother's allegations of harboring lexical terrorists.
• March 21 - The Iowa National Guard mobilizes for an impending invasion of South Dakota.
• March 23 - Sesame Street goes off the air in South Dakota after this episode was brought to you by the letter V.
• March 30 - The Iowa National Guard is pushed out, and South Dakota begins border control.
• POWER computer is installed in the head government office.
• The V sections of Libraries and Record Stores are destroyed in South Dakota.
• March 31 - The Vagina is outlawed.
• Mount Vesuvius is removed from all maps available in South Dakota.
• All cars with a V license plates are taken off the road.
• April 4 - People in a family ending in V are taken to Lexical Reassignment Camps.
• Venereal disease does not end in South Dakota.
• April 7 - Curfew is issued. As "evening" is an outlawed word, it is referred to as "the time when the sun starts getting dark."
• April 10 - An under-cover news reporter reveals South Dakotan plans to invade Nevada, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, and Wisconsin.

[edit] 5th of November - The Terrorist Arrives

An unplanned demolition rocked the Capital city--since renamed to City One--late in the evening, November 5th. The city court house is destroyed, and fireworks are set off. A few days later, SDTN (South Dakota Tele-ision Network) is broken into by a terrorist wearing an Aaron Burr mask. Rumors begin to circulate that the Terrorist is somehow involved in the original bombing, when the old Courthouse is blown up as well. Police begin questioning a young girl in connection with the terrorist, who refers to himself as "Codename V", although the SDTN refers to him as "The Forbidden Letter".

A few days later, the terrorist tracks down a man who is fairly high up in the government system. Citizens everywhere are worried as POWER stops speaking to them. The terrorist is later implicated in the death of a high-powered bishop and a coroner. A few months go by, and the terrorist is virtually silent; the young girl had disappeared; and people begin to think that both have died.

• Eventually... Victory?