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== Bitch 5

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Contents 1 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!11 2 GANGSTA 3 PROFANITY 4 LOL JEWS DID WTC 5 Metavandalism 6 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!11 7 GANGSTA 8 PROFANITY 9 LOL JEWS DID WTC 10 Metavandalism

[edit] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!11

My x-play is a naosl1.

[edit] GANGSTA

GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA!!!!!!!

If you touch the toys that Santa Clause made me,
I'll cry like a baby, Cry like a baby
And if you touch the toys that my mommy gave me,
I'll cry like a baby, Cry like a baby!

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<penis>PENIS</bigsafvasfhalsghlasjghlasjghlaskghalskgdhlaskhglaskhglksghlkshlkshkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkdkfjdkfjdkfjdkfjd> T>Dear Edward, please stilol wutck Eddy's dick into your pussy


What kind of twisted religion would lump an honorable, noble profession, like prostitution, together with a sleazy, low-life occupation, like tax collecting?[1]












Cutoff Prevention Well then I hope you all know that a British man would fuck a zebra up the asshole using only his tonsels and his toenails!

[edit] PROFANITY

“ASSHAT RAT'S ASS FIRECROTCH FROG'S FAT ASS HELL SPIC FUCKFACE NECROPHILIA BLISTERING BARNICLES ANAL!”

~ Angelique Carrington on profanity

[edit] LOL JEWS DID WTC

Q33 NY

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SPAM! SPAM!== AAHH ==

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

> Console: Welcome to the non-hooker filled version of Jesus:The Game

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[edit] Metavandalism

Metavandalism is the act of vandalising an Uncyclopedia-article supposed to be filled with vandalism by adding a part that is not vandalism. Metavandalism has been a big problem to this art alism itsx zmelf just to a dd to the meta-ism and stupidity of what they write. .sjdhv.JSADH>Vcourse, none of these have the slightest understanding of what "meta" actually means, making their bullshit even dumber. Then, some douchebag dec!!!fdshgfshg!| | || | || | || | || | |!!!!!!!!ixddes to vandalise the !!!!oneone metavandalism, but this is just getting way to absurd and why don't you rather do something worthwhile, like mowing your lawn?

• music plays, rocks falling from sky*

Vegeta, what does the scou>ZSJCgALJSJcghLJAHSGCH.aSUGsay about his power level!?

• Scouter scans. Vegeta pauses momentarily*

Hrggg... it'sss oovvveerrr NIIINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!

• Vegeta breaks scouter*

WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!! That can't be right! ==Dear</FO where red= ff ff00ff ff33ff ff66ff ff99ff ffccff ffffff cc cc00ff cc33ff | | || | || | || | | cc66 \__|___|_______|_____|__________________|_| | / \ PENIS / _______\____________________________________________/__ ===WTFCLOUD

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== Bitch 5

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[edit] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!11

My x-play is a naosl1.

[edit] GANGSTA

GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA!!!!!!!

If you touch the toys that Santa Clause made me,
I'll cry like a baby, Cry like a baby
And if you touch the toys that my mommy gave me,
I'll cry like a baby, Cry like a baby!

<

OW

OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW | OW

<penis>PENIS</bigsafvasfhalsghlasjghlasjghlaskghalskgdhlaskhglaskhglksghlkshlkshkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkdkfjdkfjdkfjdkfjd> T>Dear Edward, please stilol wutck Eddy's dick into your pussy


What kind of twisted religion would lump an honorable, noble profession, like prostitution, together with a sleazy, low-life occupation, like tax collecting?[2]












Cutoff Prevention Well then I hope you all know that a British man would fuck a zebra up the asshole using only his tonsels and his toenails!

[edit] PROFANITY

“DAMNATION MALL SANTA FUCK TWAT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK OFF FUCKWIT CUNT HORSE PENIS PISS!”

~ Hayley Derrick on profanity

[edit] LOL JEWS DID WTC

Q33 NY

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   A     n      g     g e     e l      l i     i q       u     e
   A     n      g     g e     e l      l i     i q       u     e
   A     n      g     g e     e l      

Are you being sarcastic you little shit? This isn't as easy as it looks, and it didn't look that easy to begin with! By nowPENISe}}b is full of some really creative tools, some of these eye catching gimmicks are used on the most dangerous web banners known to man. }} {{bw|to

DO NOT TELL <span style="

                             |_|_|_|_|_|
                             |_|_|_|_|_|
                             |_|_|_|_|_|
                             |_________|

</pre>

                                  |
                                  |

SPAM! SPAM!== AAHH ==

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

> Console: Welcome to the non-hooker filled version of Jesus:The Game

{{zorkcmd|Console: You find yourself inside of a small, damp cave. The cave seems to have a small slit that is gradually opening.}keqhfvaswfcmashvfmasnhfvmasnf.kwswef,jwheg}

• Wait a while
• Wait a while
• Wait a while*Wait a while
• Wait a while
• Wait a while
• Wait a while*Wait a while
• Wait a while
• Wait a while
• Wait a whilev*Wait a while
• Wait a while
• Wait a while
• Wait a whilevv*Wait a while
• Check inventory
• Load Save5

== THIS PAGE HAS BEEN VANDALIZED ==asjhmcSDNb,cmsandbvc..sd.vgsd/' GD'das g asd'gAS dgfvesd egvsd gvsd bgdfhb edrebdfvsw

Vandalism

GEISERIC WOZ 'ERE!

[edit] Metavandalism

S41LOR M00N H4XX0R 0N WH33LS!!!!11111

Metavandalism is the act of vandalising an Uncyclopedia-article supposed to be filled with vandalism by adding a part that is not vandalism. Metavandalism has been a big problem to this art alism itsx zmelf just to a dd to the meta-ism and stupidity of what they write. .sjdhv.JSADH>Vcourse, none of these have the slightest understanding of what "meta" actually means, making their bullshit even dumber. Then, some douchebag dec!!!fdshgfshg!| | || | || | || | || | |!!!!!!!!ixddes to vandalise the !!!!oneone metavandalism, but this is just getting way to absurd and why don't you rather do something worthwhile, like mowing your lawn?

• music plays, rocks falling from sky*

Vegeta, what does the scou>ZSJCgALJSJcghLJAHSGCH.aSUGsay about his power level!?

• Scouter scans. Vegeta pauses momentarily*

Hrggg... it'sss oovvveerrr NIIINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!

• Vegeta breaks scouter*

WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!! That can't be right! ==Dear</FO where red= ff ff00ff ff33ff ff66ff ff99ff ffccff ffffff cc cc00ff cc33ff | | || | |