Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 08
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“So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 08 from among the just, And shall cast Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 08 into the furnace of fire: and there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.”
~ Jesus on Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 08
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy! I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Vandalism!”
~ Steve Ballmer on Vandalism
“George Bush doesn't care about Vandalism.”
~ Kanye West on Vandalism
“Now what starts with the letter C? Cookie starts with C! Lets think of other things that start with C...”
~ Cookie Monster on C-words
“Erik Estrada is an intergalactic poo warrior who was aborted by his mother during the third week of pregnancy.”
MY ***** IS TEH BIGGEST!!!!!!1111oneone!!!11shift+one!
I made this great hitler gif but my computer crashed.
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THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.
THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.
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Move along, thersmiling.jpg nothing left to see here. Just some more trivia about dangerous web banners and fire being set to your hair. Yes you {{bw|We're gonna have a party to celebrate... No, there won't be delicious cake. No, there won't be presents, either. Okay, when I said "party" I really meant "get-together". Wear something nice, Okay?
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This isn't even that interesting to read... Okay, somebody went to a lot of work, now that I look at the code, but still, if it wasn't for all these damn blinking lights this
.}} I asked them: you make them sick. Your momma said you were a mistake. How's that new job working out? Oh! You were fired? biiiig surprise, you lazy doof! And here's the best part: you can't prosecute me! This article is like the wind. How's that new car of yours? Oh! You drove it into a playground? You dingus! Who will love you now? WHO WILL LOVE YOU NOW? Man, this just keeps getting better. Speakingdo have hair.</big>
This Is Killing My Soul
Okay listen up. That stuff at the beginning was just to throw off any looky-loos. Are you ready for your mission? You trained hard, I know, and you shall have your reward, God-willing. You know "Mr. Johnson"? He's the dropoff point for "the package". The password is "It's raining men". You have to wait for him to say the word "horse" before you ask for the second box which contains the secret weapon if you know what I mean, which you do.
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Oh This Isn't As Bad
Well we got that outta the way, lets continue our investigation of this page. Hmmm, I can almost read this part... OH CHRIST, I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION TO IT! Who wrote this thing! I'll KILL them all! This is worse than having a SEIZURE! it's, like, giving me CANCER! It's giving me ADHD! I beg you, next section, please! article would have nothing to say!
I Was Wrong
This section is going to have lots of big words in it VOLCANOISM! You will hopefully be completely baffled ENGLAND. Tropical Immanuel Kant. Jingoism buffoon-like pens deliberate absorbent rakes supercalifragilisticexpialidocious skulls pass mirthful computers. By now your little brain must be throbbing with such meaningful questions like: Holy crap, what am I missing? I wish I could read this stupid thing without having to highlight it or having to lolook cool voting against this on VFH showing off how you've managed to survive this article? Please, you know there's nothing else to reTemplate:Rfconsequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt ok at the code! Why is there a picture of a VOLCANO ??? OMG what am I missing? Maybe it's just some random meaningless symbolism EVANGELION! I get the feeling that this article is making fun of me. What the hell is that VOLCANO doing here? Maybe if I click on that only wiki link on this page, it will tell me something!
Oh Different Fonts How Creative
Are you being sarcastic you little shit? This isn't as easy as it looks, an
important which will make you feel even worse. I'm guessing that even if you COULD read this, the flashing pictures would still kill you.
OMG This Hurts My Eyes
This section is going to make fun of you without your knowledge.
You make me, and all your relatives, sickd it didn't look that easy to begin with! By now you must be wondering if I have any more tricks up my sleeve right? This interweb is full of some really creative tools, some of these eye catching gimmicks are used on the most dangerous web banners known to man.
Finale
By now, I would be very SURPRISED if you're still reading this since I've insulted you, made fun of you, given you epilepsy and set fire to your cat. Yes, you do have a cat and it's on fire, you dumbwit. Why are you still reading this? Are you trying to prove something to yourself? Do you think you'll {{bw|mollit anim id est laborum.Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna -right:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em">Template:季節の画像</div>Template:季節の話題</div>
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