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Boy, would I like to riot her
I'd like to program her daffodil
Slip her the dark drain cleaner
I'm hoping she feel me a zipper
Hum'na hum'na
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to bebluh ygggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjfjhhfjjjfj GAY!!!!!!!
Close to you.
U11bies was here
The Angels got together
On the day that you were born
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
That is why all the girls in town Follow you all around. Just like me, they long to be Close to you.
On the day that you were born The angels got together And decided to create a dreaCHRIS WAS HERE FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of PENIS And starlight in your eyes of blue.
That is why all the girls in town Follow you all around. Just like me, they long to be Close to you. Just like me (Just like me) They long to be Close to you.
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
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close to you.
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I got so wasted last Saturday night
Drank a whole half-gallon
Got really sick, puked
It was great, though
And me and my break-dancing frien
ds went out
And beat up some punk rock fagots
Buff
lan a future
We'll fitFUCKERY SHIT DOLLS
"Like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know."
Chris called me up
And he went and I went
And, oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed
I could just scream
"I swear, I will never talk to him, as long as I live"
IT'S FUCKGIN MR. DINK
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BITCH FUCKWIT FUCKBAG RAPE DICK CHICKEN PIG DARTH VADER JACK ABRAMOFF BALL SACK ASSWIPE FUCKING A BITCH BASTARD SEX SIGMUND FREUD ARSE JAP
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