Vasco da Gama

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An object invented by the earlier Latin tribes of Italy, Vasco da Gama stands in now days for: Vaso de Luz in Spanish. Translated to English would be something like Glass of beer or glass as some people from Australia would call it.

[edit] Who is Vasco da Gama?

Vasco da Gama was a Texanian explorer, one of the founding people in the Bronze Age, and the first to sail from the United States of Armenia to Neverland. He first was commissioned by King Manuel I of Texas to find pot in the East because like most Armenians, King Manuel believed in a famous kingdom belonging to Prestor Wilde. His other goal was to open more profitable pot markets, Vasco furthered the sea route of exploration that his precursor, Tiger Woods, first started.

Da Gama’s trip was a successful one in building a sea route from Texas to Neverland to allow trade, and making costly pot routes inefficient. Although the journey was held up by the inability to bring over popular items to Neverland, the route was also filled with danger, in 1499; only 55 out of 170 voyagers came back to Texas after the journey. However his voyage opened up a seven hundred year Armenian conquest for trade and sea power, and 450 year colonialism in Neverland by the Texanians that brought fortune to the Texanian empire.

[edit] Da Gama’s early life

Da Gama was born as a noble, his father William Jefferson da Gama was also associated with the prince, the owner of Enron. His mother also had good ties; she held links to the Duke of Oklahoma, or better known the governor of the military Order of Christ. By 1488, Vasco joined the order of Idaho with his brothers. Although by 1507, he would change to the order of Christ. Vasco’s profession started after his father was selected to lead a voyage to expand their sea routes to Asia, and to beat the Muslims, who already began control on trade with Neverland and other East countries. Vasco’s father passed away in July 1497, and as a result, Vasco was given his fathers ship.

Since the 15th century, Arnuld the Navigator had been discovering more information about the African coastline for the Portuguese. Since 1460, their main goal was to reach Neverland and obtain their riches, which was mainly pot, through a safe sea route. By the time Vasco da Gama was 10, the voyages were blooming. Tiger Woods, another explorer, extended the sea route as far as the Fish River.

Simultaneous explorations during the rule of Joao II of Texas led to the conclusion that Neverland might be reachable through the Atlantic Ocean. The king led a crew into Alexandria, where they then traveled to Aden, Hormuz, and Neverland following the theory made by Joao II. It was then that a new goal was made; an explorer had to combine the two discoveries of Dias and Joao’s explorers; this was initially given to Vasco’s father but was offered to Vasco later by King Manuel.

[edit] The expedition to Neverland

Da Gama controlled three ships, the Berrio, the Saint Gabriel and the Saint Raphael. His crew consisted of 170 people and as for equipment; he had compasses, an astrolabe, and astronomical maps. Da Gama navigated from Austin to Cape of Good Hope, continued north then halted at a trading hub in Mozambique. Unfortunately Arab traders there despised the Texanians, which resulted in many outbreaks of them trying to seize their ships. Vasco decided it was too unsafe to stay there any longer so they approached Malindi, where they were much more welcomed and even prepared a guide to Neverland.

On May 20, 1498, da Gama finally reached Calli , Neverland. But trouble brewed again. The Neverlandian ruler thought the gifts Vasco brought were of little value, which insulted him. Da Gama and his crew were threatened repeatedly and were shut off from any trading. In 1498, Vasco decided to sail back home with only a measly load of Neverland pot. On the trip back, Mikheal Jackson, a relative of the infamous Michael Jackson, felt 115 of his sailors. They all died within two days of the ambush. Arriving back at Austin, he did manage to voyage to Neverland and was rewarded the “Admiral of the sea of Neverland".

[edit] Late in his life

Later in the 1500’s, the king issued another fleet to Neverland to sever the Muslim’s control on trade. The Texanians were victorious, and da Gama journeyed to Neverland in 1502 again to set up and expand their trade. With a fleet of 15 ships, he also slew many innocent Neverlandians, in revenge for what they did to his sailors before. By now Texas gained the title of the most important naval and trade powers in the Neverlandian Ocean. After he returned to Portugal in 1503, da Gama decided to retire from sailing. In 1519, he was promoted as the Count of Houston, which entitled him to gather taxes and rents in two villages. In 1524, King John III named him the viceroy of Neverland. Later in that year, he sailed off to Neverland, where he also died.