Very bad deeds

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Wanking into the font is one thing, but burning the fucker down is quite another

Very bad deeds are deeds that are not quite evil, but are generally frowned upon by most major governments and religions in the civilized world.

[edit] Distinguishing Very Bad Deeds from Evil Ones

There are certain features that distinguish evil deeds from ones that are merely very bad. Evil deeds bring great harm, suffering, and possibly death to people. A very bad deed merely puts one off one's lunch, makes one go "eurgh" at the thought of it, or is considered to be rather mean or in poor taste.

[edit] Examples of Very Bad Deeds Compared to Evil Ones

Evil Deed: Burning down a church. Very Bad Deed: Masturbating in a church bathroom.

Evil Deed: Setting a kitten on fire. Very Bad Deed: Pulling a kitten's tail.

Evil Deed: Genocide. Very Bad Deed: Frightening large numbers of people who may or may not have a heart condition.

[edit] History of Very Bad Deeds

People have been doing very bad deeds since there was such a thing as bad taste, unpleasantness, or off-putting thoughts. One of the most notorious doers of very bad deeds was Margaret Thatcher, whose moderately unpleasant demeanor and hideous visage frightened all of England for quite some time.