Vice City
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Vice City is located in the shorelines of Southeastern Florida, Vice City enjoys a subtropical or near-tropical climate with year-long sunny weather, occasional strong winds and rainfall. The city is also occasionally exposed to hurricanes.
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[edit] Vice Beach
The eastern island of Vice City, also referred to as "Vice City Beach" on certain roadsigns, is the more affluent and tourist-oriented side of the city, which is mostly dominated by upper and middle-wealth businesses, as well as residential condominiums, apartments and construction sites. The eastern island is also known for a wide beach, dubbed "Washington Beach", on its east side, which makes up an estimated half of the island's landmass. The island also has a waterway on its west side, including neighbouring Leaf Links.
Ocean Beach is an upper-class tourist district consisting of a few skyscrapers and many low rises, located in the southeastern most of Vice City. The area is primarily occupied by seaside and beach side apartments, hotels and upper-class businesses.
Inland towards the west, Ocean Beach contains additional commercial and residential buildings, westward from Collins Avenue.
The district boasts a marina, Ocean Bay Marina, stretched along Alton Road in Ocean Beach and located at the west end of the district. A hospital is also situated on the northwest end of Ocean Beach, named Ocean View Hospital, it is likely named for its locations affront the city bay. Two additional high-rise buildings located beside the hospital bear signage that claims that the tenants are the "Research and Development Department" of the "Ocean View Medical Foundation", suggesting that the buildings are related to the hospital.
Other features that may be noted in Ocean Beach. There is a park located on the southern end of Ocean Beach, and an open-air mall, Washington Mall, at the northern end of Ocean Beach.
There's also the ever famous Pole Position Club where guest can enjoy exo-erotic dances perfomed by vice city's best beauties.
[edit] Washington Beach
Washington Beach is a district between Ocean Beach from the south and Vice Point from the north, its inland area, and the southern half of a smaller island to the west containing two construction sites and several additional apartments and housing.
Washington Beach also contains a police station located at the northern edge of the district, as well as Ken Rosenberg's office at the southwestern edge. Washington Beach is also connected to Starfish Island via a short bridge between the Washington Beach island; the roadway connecting the two districts stretches across the islands and ends at the edge of Little Havana.
[edit] Vice Point
Vice Point is a more middle class and residential area of Vice Beach, covering the remaining areas of the island at the north, and consisting of larger apartment buildings and hotels aligned along the shore as well as medium sized homes and smaller apartment complexes inland.
The North Point Mall is a large mall located in the north end of Vice Point. It contains a vast number of different stores.
The Malibu Club is situated on southern Vice Point. A police department is also located further north, as is another hospital.
[edit] Mainland
The Mainland is a less glamorous area of the city, although the business district of Downtown is in fact located on the north end of the island. The western island houses much of the city's industrial population, as well as seaport and airport facilities at the south. Two sizable districts housing immigrant populations are located in the middle, one of these districts is in a dilapidated state. The western island contains the wide four-lane Bayshore Avenue at its east side that stretches from the south end, at the seaports, to the north end, at the southern tip of Downtown.
[edit] Downtown
Downtown is a more formal, financial district of Vice City, with a number of large office buildings, including the city's tallest building.
The area also boasts the Hyman Memorial Stadium,west of Downtown, serving as a staging area for events such as hotring racing, demolition derbies and dirt bike stunt shows. In addition, Downtown serves as the location for the local heavy metal radio station V-Rock and an enclosed recording studio, where lead singer for rock band Love Fist, Jezz Torrent, was seen recording a song.
Other places of interest include the Electronics District, the Vice City News (VCN) headquarters, the Greasy Chopper bikers' bar, and a venue for a Love Fist concert, just south of the V-Rock radio station. A beach is also located west of Downtown, but it receives no visitors or attention, a stark contrast to Washington Beach in the Ocean Beach area. A police station, hospital and the city's only fire station is situated in the district. One of the main roads Downtown is called Hoarmount Avenue.
[edit] Little Havana
Little Havana consists of a predominantly Spanish-speaking Cuban population. The area is controlled by a Cuban gang, led by Umberto Robina from his father's cafe, located in the southwest end of Little Havana. Due to Little Havana's proximity with Little Haiti, occasional fights and gun battles between Cuban and Haitian gangs erupt in areas bordering the two districts.
A police station is located at the southeastern tip of Little Havana, as well as a hospital at the east side of the district. The Cherry Popper Ice Cream Factory is also located within the vicinity.
In the North of Little Havana is controlled by Cholos, who were later tooken over by the Cubans
[edit] Little Haiti
Little Haiti is predominantly inhabited by Haitians and is home to a Haitian gang. They are led by Auntie Poulet, from her small wooden shack, which is in amongst other shacks at the center of Little Haiti. The gang's solvent factory, located at the west side of Little Haiti, was destroyed in a Cuban ambush, aided by Tommy Vercetti. Little Haiti is more run-down than Little Havana, with the presence of poorly maintained buildings, and low wealth businesses and smaller homes.
A large printing press, which was purchased by Tommy Vercetti a few years ago as the center of a money counterfeiting business, is located at the border between Little Haiti and Little Havana. Phil Cassidy's home and weapons armoury is located on the northwest end of Little Haiti. Kaufman Cabs, a local taxi cab company, is also based in Little Haiti, located a block north of Poulet's shack.
Near the neighborhood there was 2 former drug vactorys, one was owned by the cholos in 1984 who later blew it up and headed to north of Little Haiti.And another one near the Residents witch was blown up by Tommy Vercetti in 1986
[edit] Airport, seaport, and military base
Vice City's airport is known as the Escobar International Airport (EIA), or Escobar International in short. The EIA consists of two terminals, one at the north which is basically a standard blocky terminal with the addition of below ground entrances, while the other in the south is more distinctive, with its weaved roof and roof-high windows facing the airport's southern airside. Both structures are separated by lawns and a car park, and it is unknown if the terminals are connected in any other way aside roads. Further north in the airport peninsula is the Fort Baxter Air Base, a military installation that houses military equipment and personnel.
Southeast of the EIA compound is Vice Port (also referred to in road signs as "VicePort"), it caters solely on cargo shipping.
[edit] Starfish Island
Starfish Island is the third largest island in Vice City, its residents are a community of upper-wealth residents, most of whom live in large houses and mansions, some with their own jetty. The area also has its own security guards, who patrol the island and open fire upon any troublemakers; this gives the residents of the area a feeling of safety, and not at least because of the island's proximity to the gang-riddled townships of Little Havana and Little Haiti. The island has a total of 9 mansions.
The largest residence on Starfish Island is the Vercetti Estate, which was previously owned by drug baron Ricardo Diaz and was acquired by Tommy Vercetti. The mansion comes complete with a rooftop helipad and helicopter and a landing dock for boats.
[edit] Prawn Island
Prawn Island is a small northern ghetto island linking Downtown Vice City in the west and Vice Point in the east. Prawn Island consists of 3 mansions, in addition to three adjoining businesses and a film studio. Most of these premises and homes, however, have long been abandoned, and the mansions are now occupied by street gangs
Interglobal Studios, the sole film studio in the island and in Vice City, presently serves as a pornography film studio for pornography film director Steve Scott and was bought off by Tommy Vercetti. Before being used by the seedy Steve Scott for his porno films, the studio made mainstream movies.
[edit] Leaf Links
Leaf Links is a collection of three islands located just west of Vice Point encompassing the Leaf Links Country Club, each island connected to another island with bridges. A road cuts through the middle of the island cluster, where the clubhouse-cum-entrance is located, requiring a pedestrian bridge to connect both half of the clusters. Much of the eastern island's narrow waterways are formed from the partitions between Leaf Links and Vice Point.
The Leaf Links country club consists primarily of golf courses, as well as tennis courts and the clubhouse. Indeed, golf carts are constantly seen in and around the club as a form of transportation, including on the open road surrounded by the club compound.
[edit] Congress
Pam Gratsky
[edit] Crime Problem
"Crime Problem? There's no crime problem."
-Mayor Sephiroth's reply when asked about the high crime rate and thus crime problem in Vice City.
[edit] Gangs Of Vice City
[edit] The Vercetti Gang
The Vercetti Gang is a very powerful underworld outfit that is based in and around Vice City. The Vercetti Gang is led by Tommy Vercetti, a renegade Forelli member who has assumed control of many businesses and property ventures in Vice City. The organization is known to be involved in various illegal enterprises, including extortion, drug dealing and protection racketeering.
[edit] The Vice City Triads
The Vice City Triads are involved in counterfeiting business, supplying printing plates of money to an unknown Florida-based counterfeiting syndicate. The FBI have reason to believe it is the Russian Mafia.
[edit] The Los Cabrones
the Cuban Gang is the perpetual enemy of the Haitian Gang. Tommy Vercetti fought in the gang war between these two groups for both sides, but because the Haitian Gang tricked Vercetti into working with them, he completely destroyed them and allied himself with the Cuban Gang, who remains allied with the very powerful Vercetti Gang. The Los Cabrones are involved in the cocaine trade.
[edit] Haitian Gang
The Cuban Gang's main rivals for control of the poorer neighborhoods of Little Haiti and Little Havana is the Haitian Gang. They are involved in drug manufacturing and are believed to be being backed by the Belkans
[edit] "The Belkans"
"The Belkans" is a generic term used to describe a broad group of organized criminals that emerged from Belka after the Belkan War in 1995
Following the reduction of Belkan Military forces at the end of the Belkan War in 1995, many Belkan's found themselves unemployed. Vast numbers left Belka to start new lives elsewhere, vast numbers of former Military personnel started criminal enterprises (The biggest of which are here in the US). The particular Belkan gang being highlighted in this article are involved in arms smuggling/dealing and the drugs trade/manufacturing (as stated in the above section,the Haitians are backed (both financially and in other forms) by this group) business. This particular Belkan criminal organisation is present not only in Vice City, but in Liberty City, the state of San Andreas, Detroit, San Diego, Atlanta Las Vegas and (most dominantly) in the city of Stillwater. They are probably one of the few gangs in the World that rival the infamous Russian Mafia in terms of size, power and influence. Their biggest rivals for control over Vice City are the Vercetti Gang and the Vice City sect of the Russian Mafia.
[edit] The Russian Mafia (Vice City sect)
The Russian Mafia of Vice City are largely involved in the same activities as the Belkans, as such, the gangs are rivals.
[edit] The Cholos
A Mexican street gang that tried to take over the whole city due to the large Mexican, Cuban, Haitian, and Colombian population in Vice City.There rivals with Los Cabrones due to Cubans immigrating to Mexico and USA due to communismsharing Little Havana.
[edit] The Vance Gang
The gang ran by Vic and Lance Vance.They once in 1984 took over the whole vice city.Only leaving the Cubans and Diaz gangs exsiting
[edit] Diaz Gang
They took over Prawn Island and were killed by Tommy Vercetti.Diaz died and all the members were kicked out of Vice City.
[edit] Hotels
Ocean Beach is a good hotel situated in Ocean Beach
[edit] Media
Vice City has one of the most comprehensive and the widest range of Radio and TV stations in america. The best of these is called Wave 103 and is run, owned and presented by Adam first. Wave 103 plays loads of great music so you should tune in NOW.
