Victor Frankenstein Junior
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Victor "Frank" Frankenstein Junior is an abomination, for he was not born but made, stitched together from hundreds of corpses by his creator, Nikola Tesla, and animated with electricity. There might also have been some Quantum involved. Frank's creation is often credited to Tesla's rival, Victor Frankenstein Senior, particularly by Tesla himself.
Frank spent much of his early career fearing fire and squeezing small things to death. For a time he wandered the United States of America with his friend, George Segal. It wasn't until he reached Hollywood that he met Dracula, the Wolfman, and the Mummy. The group made an unstoppable team. Calling themselves GWAR, they toured the world, gaining an impressive fanbase.
Frank left GWAR in 1992, saying he needed time to recharge. He soon got the urge to make music again, however, and joined the Smashing Pumpkins as their touring keyboardist. While shooting heroin with the drummer, Thing, Frank overdosed and died for what must have been the 3021st time.
We will always remember Victor "Frank" Frankenstein Jr. We will remember the music he made, and we will remember that he was an unnatural mockery of nature that would not die. We will gather torches, that we might fend him off should he rise again. God protect our souls.
