VTech
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VTech (ex-Virgina Technical Products Institute) is a manufacturer of children's educational laptops, home electronics, and mobile phones. As a UnFortune 300 company, VTech has pioneered the way for the new millenium's paradigm shift in convenience communication and access technology, specializing in the freedom of information and ideas throughout the world for the benefit of all people.
[edit] Products
VTech has made a wide variety of products in their history. The best selling line by far is their children's laptop line. It was used during the 1947 astro-voyage to the Moon, so that the astro-pilots of the time could exchange emails and fax bank details to the ever shrinking Earth, it was deemed "a good move" by a person sitting in a coffee shop.
[edit] Criticism
The company's flagship product, the VTech Learning Laptop, was widely criticized for its small screen, penchant to not give answers when called upon in class, and antisocial behaviour. Counselling through a Peer Review system was suggested time and time again to the engineering team, but they refused.
