Visual impairment
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- This article is written for the visually impaired. If you can read this section of text, you are not one of these people.
people who cannot read unless the words
which they are reading are oversized
to a ridiculous point. This can be caused by
disease, squinty eyes, old age, not actually
looking at the words, and illiteracy.
Technically, visual impairment also applies to
blind people, but nobody cares, since you can
just call blind people "blind".
Because the number of visually impaired
people is so large, there has been a conscious
effort to accommodate them. Accommodations
for the visually impaired include glasses,
binoculars, large print books, billboards, IMAX
movie theaters, stop signs, and the moon—notably the
second easiest celestial body for those with
visual impairment to see, after the sun.
[edit] References
- Tolstoy, Leo. (2000). "War and Peace: Large Print
Edition". University Press.
- Author Unknown. "300: The IMAX Experience".
- David, Smith. (2004). "Life as a Man with a First Name
