Viva Laughlin
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Viva Laughlin is the number one show in all of television. To date, Viva Laughlin is Hugh Jackman's most successful project. Having lasting 17 seasons, it still gets record viewers.
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[edit] Premise
The show is a musical. Based of of the unsuccessful British series "David Tennant Stripping To His Undies". That show featured David Tennant singing while he stripped and it was quickly cancelled after 30 seconds.
However, Hugh Jackman saw this and was moved to tears. It is still unknown if they were tears of happiness or joy (or possibly onions because he was making a lasagna...for one), nonetheless Jackman made it his personal mission to "bring that show to America."
The original plot of the show was "David Bowie and Gollum make Wolverine clone himself because Batman has a twin". The producers soon realized this concept had already been used and it made no sense. Therefore, it was on to plan B!
These are the pictures from the original plan for Viva Laughlin
The plot of the show in plan B is a musical set in a casino in Laughlin, Nevada. Ripley Holden tries to open a casino but his main investor, Buddy Baxter, backs out. Then, Buddy Baxter is found dead. The show developed around the mystery.
Songs in Viva Laughlin usually did not pertain to the plot at all. Quite like Oscar Wilde quotes, the songs often occurred randomly and without consent.
Initially, CBS executives were hesitant about airing such a terrible show but Hugh Jackman brought in Oscar Wilde. Wilde was able to convince the executives by saying, "Sure, we could air quality television, but then where is the challenge? People want to watch good things on television, so how do we convince them to watch crap". Wilde and Jackman the proceeded to strip naked to show them the concept of the show. CEO Clay Aiken was overjoyed and immedietly greenlighted the script
[edit] Cast
The Cast of Viva Laughlin is
- Nicky Fontana- Hugh Jackman....later replaced by hot, sane, and openly gay obscure celebrity John Barrowman.
- Ripley Holden- Anderson Cooper
- Cheyenne Holden- Suze Orman
- Jack Holden- Oscar Wilde
- Natalie Holden- David Tennant
- Detective Peter Carlisle- Harry Potter
- Jonesy- Oprah Winfrey
- The Tree- Clay Aiken
- David Bowie- Nikola Tesla (Yes Nikola Telsa plays David Bowie, the order is right!)
- The pretty girl- Tom Petty
John Linnell from They Might Be Giants has had 17 guest appearances where he plays Ripley Holden's mistress Bunny Baxter. (Hey that was mean.)
[edit] Reception
Critics immedietly loved Viva Laughlin. Some went as far as saying that it was the best show in the history of television. They praised the bad karaoke and how Oscar Wilde read his lines like a used car commercial. Still, the show did have negative reviews. Newsweek said "With Viva Laughlin on the air it is like television getting raped...you can't stop it and it will leave you depressed for years to come".
Audiences adored Viva Laughlin and praised how the singing would start out serious and then turn into a cabaret show. The first episode received 1 billion viewers.
Overseas audiences also responded positively to the show. A script for Viva Laughlin the Movie was written in April
[edit] List of songs used
The songs for Viva Laughlin is as follows
- It's My Life by Bon Jovi
- Leave Right Now by Will Young
- I Honestly Love you by A Creepy Guy
- Instant Pleasure by Rufus Wainwright
- All These Things That I Have Done by The Killers
- Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole by Martha Wainwright
- S.O.S. by Jonas Brothers
- Museum of Idiots by They Might Be Giants
- Jealous by Sinead O'Connor
- With Every Heartbeat by Robyn
- Call The Shots by Girls Aloud
- Viva Regrets by Toncopainresembleamonpere
[edit] Movie
With the script written, Hugh Jackman, his tranny look-a-like wife Deborra-Lee Furness
Even without having begun filming, Viva Laughlin the Movie has already won 15 Oscars. The most for any movie in history. The Oscars include:
- Best Actor to Anderson Cooper
- Best Actress to Tom Petty
- Best Supporting Actor to John Linnell
- Best Supporting Actress to Harry Potter
- Best Director to Clay Aiken (wow that man can act, sing, manage television companies, and direct! Is there anything he can't do?...Well besides women.)
- Best Picture
- Best Make-Up
- Best Musical Score
- Best Cinematography
- Best Screenplay
- Best Costume Design
- Best Film Editing
- Best Orginal Musical
- Best Sound Mixing
- The Just So Amazing We Need To Give It Its Own Category award
[edit] Planned Stage Adaptation
With the script written, enough buzz has been generated about the upcoming movie, that there is already interest in turning Viva Laughlin into a Broadway show.
Although actor/Oscar Wilde's younger lover Rami Malek only has around $85 dollars to his name due to the fact that Night at the Museum and The War at Home really sucked, he has already pledged to invest $3,000 for the stage production. To earn this money he plans on starting a gay husband renting firm. All you must do is request a gay celebrity and he/she/tranny is your spouse for the night. Hey if Viva Laughlin was able to be put on the air, this isn't really such a bad idea.
[edit] Music Videos
- It's My Life - Bon Jovi
- Leave Right Now - Will Young
- I Honestly Love You - A Creepy Guy
- Instant Pleasure - Rufus Wainwright
- All These Things That I have Done - The Killers
- Bloody Motherfucking Asshole - Martha Wainwright
- S.O.S. - Jonas Brothers
- Museum of Idiots - They Might Be Giants
- Jealous - Sinead O'Connor
- With Every Heartbeat - Robyn
- Call The Shots - Girls Aloud
