Vladimir Kramnik

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"After 15 years of progress, the USSR elects just what they needed; a clinically insane Russian." -Oscar Wilde

Vladimir Kramnik

Name of Office:	Soviet Premier
Term of Office:	2000 - Present
Predecessor:	Garry Kasparov
Successor:	Incumbent
Date of Birth:	1970
Profession:	Politician
Political party:	Communist Party of the Soviet Union

Vladimir Kramnik (1970- )is the 6th Soviet Premier. He succeeded Garry Kasparov, after his overthrow in 2000. Kramnik is an extreme hardliner when it comes to communism, and has undone all reforms from the Kasparov era and set things back to the days of Anatoly Karpov, his childhood idol.

[edit] US Relations

Kramnik met with President Bill Clinton 7 times in the year 2000, and was extremely close. He was thankful to Clinton for his support, and for organising the uprising that put him in power. After the Election of the evil George W. Bush, he cut off any communication with the US. Kramnik also endorsed several US Politicians he wished to get into power:

1. Al Gore
2. Gray Davis
3. Howard Dean
4. John Kerry
5. Gerald Ford

All of which failed in the ballot box, perhaps because of this very endorsement. Kramnik also condoned the November 11th Attacks in America, the March 11th attacks in Spain, and the July 7th attacks in England, and said "Together, Communism and Terrorism can finally bring an end to freedom." He is known to be a funder of Al-Qaida.He also planned to assassinate British Crime Minister Michael Jackson.

[edit] Connections to Hurricane Rita

Vladimir Kramnik was accused by CIA Agent Stan Smith on September 22nd, 2005, of funding and supporting Hurricane Rita. Intelligence agencies are currently conducting a thorough investigation of the claims.

Preceded by: Garry Kasparov

Soviet Premier 2000-

Succeeded by: Incumbent

[edit] Illnesses

1. Started smoking, but stopped in 2000 before he could get lung cancer.

2. More recently, ankylosing spondulitis.