Vodka & Mildly Agitated T-Rex
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The ingredients in this cocktail are Vodka and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
As with many other cocktails, the vodka should be served cold. The tyrannosaurus should be at least mildly agitated. Nothing ruins the drink more than a sleeping t-rex.
Steps for mixing the drink are as follows:
- 1. Drink an entire bottle of vodka.
- 2. Hurl the empty bottle at the t-rex.
Strategies for handling the results of mixing this drink after these two steps will vary from one person to the next. Running and hiding is a very common technique, as are screaming like a little girl or standing perfectly still.
This drink is much less popular than similar drinks, such as vodka & Red Bull. One possible reason this might be so is the far higher mortality rate experienced by people who consume this drink. Another might be that half the ingredients are technically extinct.
