Vodka & Red Bull
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“OMFG, I SHIT OUT MY LUNGS!â€
~ James Brown on Vodka and red bull
The two main ingredients in the cocktail are Vodka and a Red Bull.
The vodka must be served cold and the bull must be served angry, if the bull is calm it is highly recommended to piss it off before consumption.
the drink is consumed as following:
- a. consume all the vodka until completely wasted.
- b. release the red bull and attempt to not get hurt.
As a result of the physical activity of attempting to stay alive the drinkers accelerated blood flow will cause the alcohol to mix faster with the blood resulting in a longer drunken state. the problem lies here, the more you attempt to run away from the bull the drunker you get and the harder it gets to escape the bull's wrath. On the other hand, if you don't run, you'll die anyway.
Vodka & Red Bull has been known to cause tremendous hangovers and headaches the next day most of which are a result of the beating received from the bull.
