Volkswagen Borat
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“Is it made in Kazhakstan?”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Volkswagen Borat
“I may be tempted to!!'”
~ Elton John on Winston Churchill
“I would not be amused!!'”
~ Queen Victoria on Elton John and Winston Churchill
The Volkswagen Borat is a small to medium car built by the Volkswagen company in Astana, Kazakhstan. The car is unique in that it is one of the first cars to be produced with an all potassium bodyshell. Also known as the Volkswagen Hitler and the Volkswagen Blair in some markets, the Borat is produced in both left and right hand drive variants.
Extensive testing saw the car drive nearly 300 kilometers before full-scale production, when it was decided that considering that no occupants had either died, been hideously injured or decapitated, that the car would pass even the most stringent of Kazakh safety standards. Originally the car was to be fitted with both lap sashes and neck restraints but the sheer inconvenience of having to do up a seatbelt was thought to be utterly ridiculous, as so these were omitted.
The car features Volkswagens ID10+ engine being 78996cc and producing 12kW of power at 29,000rpm. Some of the technology required to do this is still the subject of intense secrecy but details at hand mean that we can tell you that the engine is more than likely constructed from metal.
[edit] Designer
Everybody hates Chris. In Kazakhstan there was a distinct problem; that priciply being transport. One of the reasons for this was due to inadequate facilities and that Kazakhstan is a big place. Volkswagen in the summer of 2004 decided that they would hire Borat Sagdiyev whose experiences in Mediocre Britain and the United Spades of Amerika meant that he had a practical working knowledge.
For the Kazakh Squire is a Hobbit domestic market new challenges had to be faced. Among which was Holmezy is a Monster the ostensibly rural farming communities who would be using the vehicle and thus it had to be fitted with a plough.
