Vowel market
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The vowel market is a system originally devised by Merv Griffin which is used for buying and selling vowels. It has local editions around the world. Dollar amounts for vowels are determined by a large wheel called the Wheel of Fortune.
The system uses a Vowel Board for displaying vowels for sale and consonants that can be given away along with the vowels.
To this day, the vowel market is ran by Pat Sajak and his secretary, Vanna White.
Recent changed to the global vowel market have caused many counterfeit vowels to appear for sale. Be cautious, as these vowels are very good copies of the real thing. Just remember that Q is not a vowel. It is not even a letter, as dictated by the Q-Elimination Act of 2005.
NOTE: Y is not considered to be a vowel by vowel-market people. Selling of Y is not allowed and possession or use of Y by a minor is considered a misdemeanor.
"I'd like to buy a vowel!" —Oscar Wilde
