Vulcan
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“Who is this guy? Why are his ears pointy? GET HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
“Oh! The Vulcanity!”
~ Surak
“An elf?!?”
~ Gimli
A vulcan is an extraterrestrial with pointy ears. The most famous vulcans in the universe are Dr. Spock and his daughters Etna and Vesuvia.
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[edit] History
Vulcans have a really long and tedious history about them. Basically they live in a vulcanic desert land similar to Mars (which we will mention more of below). At some point, after the threat of nuclear proliferation (look here for a similar story concerning another alien race), the Vulcans decided to destroy that which was responsible for much of the misery in the world, that, turned out to be emotion. After a while of deliberating how this doctrine would be put into effect, a cult called the Siddhists (named after prophet Sid) miraculously breached their more violent kin's retributions and immediately took over, disarming all the world's nations without having compromising their values. With war and the cause of such out of the way, they decided to concentrate on more important things such as space travel. The end.
[edit] Not the End (Influence in the Universe)
Vulcans are the ancestor of Romulans as well as Martians, in turn, the Martians are the ancestors of Asian people (Thals) and cephalopods (Dals). Interestingly, on earth, the Thals descendants eat Dals. On Mars, however, Dals eat Thals, especially since they travel in large tripods, or Daleks).
So, Vulcans are basically very important.
[edit] Vulcan Religion
Historically, the Vulcan's main religion was Siddhism. There is an extremist group within Siddhism that had taken power many times, called Aspergersianism, an Aspergersian priest is called an Auty (those who have given up ALL emotion).
[edit] Vulcan Culture
Vulcans like Spock are notorious for their outbursts of anger and rage. These outbursts are called eruptions and are categorized as fascinating by most scientists who specialize in extraterrestrial life forms. Angry Vulcans are prized for their usefulness as machine guns.
[edit] Vulcan Physiology
One notable aspect of Vulcan life is the "Pon-Farrr", in which a Vulcan returns to his home planet every eighty-three months to commit ritual screwicide. This planet-wide fuckfest is believed by many to be the only reason why vulcans and those humans who live amongst them don't all kill themselves.
According to famous scientist Omochao, Vulcans are capable of destroying wooden containers.
