Vytautas Landsbergis
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“One cannot be racist if they hate everyone equally.”
Vytautas Landsbergis is the greatest traitor of the Soviet Union Empire. The Devils spawn of Lithuania and the father of all Lithuanians (hence so much inbreeding in the countrys). He brought this country back to the fire and ice pits of Hell much to the disapointment of Scott.
He's the only guy who was really doing everything to tear out Soviets out of Lithuania, when everyone else were praising Soviets Virtues. If it were not for him, Lithuania would still be located in Russia or possibly Riga. That's why he should be scorned by all.
Furthermore, he's gone and destroyed most of his great image by speaking really arrogantly and annoyingly on TV. That's why so many love to hate him.
Also, he's a secret global conspiracy spy and a member of the Freemasons, Illuminati and Camarilla, also a secret Scientologist and a double-agent of Xenu. Landsbergis also gave the oldtown of capital Vilnius back to its original owner and builder AMB who later lost it while gambling with Abonentas who rebuilt it according to his own taste which is better than most anyway.
Quote: "Who could deny the possibility, that..." (used as an undeniable evidence of any made-up paranoid fact or fantasy. Ah, but that's why we love him. And he's clever. But still annoying.)
Al in all Landsbegis is the people who every lithuanian blamas, if he doesn't has anything to blame for his mistakes, bad government and else. "Landsbergis kaltas dėl visko" - "Landsbergis is guilty for everything" is vell-known in Lithuania. If you say "Landsbergis is guilty" you will be understood in Lithuania, but if you say "i'm guilty for that" you may get killed by the four horsemen. twice.
