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Behold the wonder of these hallowed halls. Weinners. All. The Writer of the Month Award!!!!! Behold!!! Yes!!! This. This it it!!

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Writer of the Month

March 2005

stillwaters

Stillwaters won. Yay for him her. Pieclone died I think.

Voting Breakdown:

stillwaters

Nominated by --Nytrospawn 14:16, 16 Mar 2005 (EST)

A vote --User:Abc

I vote myself to break this smelly stalemate. --stillwaters/Talk 15:20, 23 Mar 2005 (EST)

Vote Not because I love his her work, but because I like stalemates. --TheTris 03:57, 29 Mar 2005 (EST)

Voat Because I love breaking stalemates. And stillwaters is my father daughter. --JHarr 17:09, 30 Mar 2005 (EST)

Veto ... I mean Vote! --RadicalX 10:45, 31 Mar 2005 (EST)

pieclone

Nominated by --Savethemooses 16:12, 16 Mar 2005 (EST)

vote - hard choice though, took months if not years of thought --Paulgb 22:13, 18 Mar 2005 (EST)

vote - Damn your impudence man. I shall meet you at the back of St Swithin's Church at 4pm - you may choose anyone as a second barring an Irishman or a Mohametan! Put your affairs in order and prepare your family for the worst news! --Pieclone 07:17, 25 Mar 2005 (EST)

vote - Beware, I believe the swine is in fact left handed. --Gadgeophile 03:15, 29 Mar 2005 (EST)

vote Not much to seperate the two candidates, my personal preference lies here though. --Lomedae 10:51, 31 Mar 2005 (EST)

April 2005

Chronarion

Voting Breakdown:

I SAID SO

May 2005

RadicalX

This writer came on strong in May, with instant classics such as The Manhattan Project and St. Peter's Basilica. Radical also contributed several great images, 3 of which have been featured on the front page. Radical narrowly beat out Savethemooses, who is widely considered to be the funniest person on earth. Look forward to great things from both writers in the coming months.

Voting Breakdown:

User:Savethemooses

Nomination --Paulgb Talk 18:43, 11 May 2005 (EDT)

I second that, matey --Savethemooses 19:16, 11 May 2005 (EDT)

You rock, Stm. --RadicalX 23:22, 24 May 2005 (EDT)

User: RadicalX

(Edward G. Robinson Voice) Since you rat bastards aren't gonna pick the noob see...I'll nominate him here..see? myah myah. But he's been featured, see, for an article and an image, see, and his images are the best...myah myah--slack 15:00, 21 May 2005 (EDT)

Make that two articles and two images this month...but who's counting? I second the vote for me...=P --RadicalX 23:04, 24 May 2005 (EDT)

Oh, and I suppose that you plan on getting me to vote for you, RadicalX. Well it's not going to work... Damn! --Savethemooses 08:02, 25 May 2005 (EDT)

Both of you guys are fantastic writers, but I gotta go with RadicalX here. I don't think anyone has make me snigger more in the past month. --Rcmurphy 18:09, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)

I have only written 2 articles this month, so Radical's award is well-deserved. However, you can still vote based on some earlier articles. Wink wink. --Savethemooses 19:29, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Wow...beating out the funniest man on Earth....I never thunk it possible! Thanks for the terrific honor...I don't know if I deserve it, but I'll at least try to live up to the name! Gotta start work on some more articles.....--RadicalX 04:35, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)

June 2005

LeeHarveyKennedy

LeeHarveyKennedy, the result of an unfortunate cloning experiment, won the June award by paying off himself so that he'd vote for himself. He still owes himself $100. He hast written many good things, unlike slack, who has written many good things -1. Boo hoo for him.

Voting Breakdown:

slack

  1. --RadicalX 16:10, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC) - slack has been very prolific lately, and produced gems such as "The Oldest Trick in the Book" and more. He's gonna be huge this month. He told me so. =P
  2. Although he's suffering from writers' block, he IS ruggedly handsome and a fabulous tenor--slack 19:15, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  3. Hmmm, I bet he's an animal in the sack --Nytrospawn 19:55, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)

LeeHarveyKennedy

  1. --astadt 02:42, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC) Quality and Quantity
  2. --Rcmurphy 16:30, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC) I concur with Mr. astadt.
  3. --LeeHarveyKennedy 23:45, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC) I also agree with these two fine gentlemen, but I'm impulsive like that.
    Dang it man. You just wanted to gum up the works with another deadlock. I know your game. --Rcmurphy 03:42, 30 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    Sorry, but I'm just trying to make sure that everything's fair. After all, my first vote went to Pat Buchanan. -- LeeHarveyKennedy 18:56, 30 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  4. --PantsMacKenzie 12:55, 1 Jul 2005 (UTC) You guys are both good... I flipped a coin. >.>


Someone else want to do the Writer of the Month honors this month? Also, I think that the articles linked in the template should be changed once in a while. You know, to avoid that stale feeling. If we unprotected the template, LeeHarvey could do it himself. I think he's old enough to handle it. --Rcmurphy 03:10, 2 Jul 2005 (UTC)
That sounds like a plan... Unlock the template and let LeeHarvey do it himself... (I'm lazy. Can you tell? ^_^ ) --PantsMacKenzie 03:16, 2 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Okay, the template's been changed. Only a day late, too. LeeHarvey, you can edit the template if you want to change the articles that are featured, or if you want to...do something else. I don't know. The power...is yours! --Captain Planet 04:30, 3 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Today. . . I consider myself. . . The luckiest man. . . On the face of the earth! Or the internet, at least. I promise to not leave myself out in the sun and go stale and start to smell bad. Oh, and maybe I'll write some more things, too. --Lee 21:57, 4 Jul 2005 (UTC)

July 2005

carlb

All I know is that carlb kicked KP's arse. Bigtime. I'm sure KP is a good writer, but quit frankly I have no idea who he is. Anyway, carlb's victory is further proof that capitalism will never work in this country.

Voting Breakdown:

KP

  1. --Elvis 10:05, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC) for the maddness that is Major League Bloodbath and it's many, many associated pages.


carlb

--astadt 15:21, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC) My nomination won last month, so eat dirt KP! But seriously, check out CarlB's impressive list of articles.

--ERTW 20:12, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC) I cast my vote in carlb's general direction

--Lee 00:45, 30 Jul 2005 (UTC) Prolific, proficient and professional. I gotta tip my hat to this guy.

--Hooloovoo 13:53, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC) A cool frood who knows where his towel is.

- Guest 15:26, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC). Unstoppable, as someone else said.

August 2005

User:Famine

After some list minute Tie Breaking Famine emerged Victoriouse

Voting Breakdown:

Feast

  • Sure there is no such User as Feast. But we all deserve a choice, don’t we? --KP 05:56, 4 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Famine

  • I nominate Famine for his recent proliferation of Oscar Wildizms and the associated templates. -ERTW 03:48, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • I nominate Famine, because nepotism is great. --TheTris 15:59, 4 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • I damn confused. What the hell? Nominated for writer of the month? Apparently you missed the fact that I don't actually add content to this website. I just delete stuff. And I already got that award. Well, I sometimes add content, but it usually sucks until someone else fixes it. But hey, I like awards, so I'm voting for myself. Twice. --Famine 20:13, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • And if I pitch in at this point, I reckon that just about seals it for the hungry guy -- Codeine 12:19, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Ah, crap! A minor disappointment, and I'm all out of Scotch. Well done, Famine --Cap'n Ben CUN 12:22, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Ben - I've got yer back next time. I think I just hit the highest rung I can reach on the ladder here. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 18:10, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Well Jesus, was nobody going to tell me? I totally missed this until I was investigating Rcmurphy's changes to the front page. Luckily he made them in the section with my name in it. W00t! I got WOTM even with a negative amount of content addition to Uncyclopedia.

On behalf of all my supporters, I extend my gratitude and third leg. Titles do that to me. To [[User:Cap'n Ben|everyone else]:

Kids, you can get big like me. Follow your dreams. You can meet your goals. I am living proof. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 18:02, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Cap'n Ben

  • Might I be third time lucky? Look at this bloke's list of contributions! --astadt 00:49, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • A month ago, I wouldn't even have thought of voting for myself, but now there's a knighthood in it for me. I vote me! --Cap'n Ben CUN 06:57, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • Seconded... er I mean thirded...ed. --Freebasser 12:59, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Joe Mama

I nominate Joe Mama because...Do I have to have a reason?--Alfred 11:28, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph. That's an article, Alfred. Not a user. I don't mean to be unkind, but you're not the sharpest tool in the box, are you, dear? -- Codeine 12:23, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Anthromorphization of articles into people never hurt nobody. Besides, some articles literally write themselves. Taking both of these into account, the award should be valid for such articles. (Ok, the preceeding was satire, plus it is 5 in the morning and I just won some award, and call me sir! *giggle*) --Splaka 12:30, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

September 2005

User:Cap'n Ben does it!!

Voting Breakdown:

Cap'n Ben

  • For his sterling edits, and positive attitude. One vote. He'd have gotten two from me if he had remembered the scotch. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 18:57, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Gosh, yes. I'd have voted for him last month if Famine hadn't threatened to kill my family. -- Codeine OUN Bur. 11:48, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
For the record, I did not threaten to kill your family. I merely promised that they would be safe if I were voted for. The lack of unsafeness for your family was a creation of your own mind, as you considered not voting for me. If anyone makes any threat against your family, I will look into it personally. I would do anything for someone who supports me as much as you do. Do you understand what I'm saying? Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 01:17, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Yes Sir. I'm sorry Sir, I didn't mean to besmirch you. Now can my daughter please have her insulin back? -- -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:23, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • I reluctantly acept this glamorous, highly paid position. --Cap'n Ben CUN 14:24, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Yarr -- ERTW MUN 23:23, 20 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • One vote for Cap'n Ben! Time to sacrifice goats and virgins in his name! --KP CUN 04:40, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Only if he votes for me next time. --Savethemooses 22:22, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Paul Hentea

for his article on Romanian people. and he's only 16. 16 year-old counter strike addicts deserve at least one gallon of ice-cream --Mama Leone 17:41, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

User:David Gerard

I nominate myself, because X Window System attained the Front Page a mere FOUR DAYS after its creation. (With only slight shilling on my LiveJournal.) That's my third feature. And I do Special:Newpages and go only slightly insane from shooting all the crap. VOTE ME FOR A POT IN EVERY CHICKEN! - David Gerard 03:14, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Geez, read the rules, noob. But what the hay. Just for kicks, I'll nominate you. (And I haven't even read the article!)--—rc (t) 03:29, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)
You wouldn't believe how drunk I was last night five hours ago when I got home and saw it had been front-paged. It's 9am now and the sun's up and the cat's wanting food and oh Ghod my head. But I r still t3h l44t. (That's 11 more 'leet than l33t.) - David Gerard 07:55, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I vote for you, because you nominated one of my articles for the front page, and I am shameless suck-up. Incidentally, you can still vote for that article --Tinned Stoat 16:26, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Rangeley

  • I nominate Rangeley, because of his excellent linking skills. He has written all of the Soviet Premier articles, as well as a nice job on The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975. And best yet, all of his articles fit together somehow and create a ncie sense of continuity.

Runiteshark 03:14, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)

  • Thanks! I do try to keep my articles together in one timeline, as continuity is always fun. My favorite one I made recently is Von Bobby John, though. Rangeley 19:01, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)


  • I am backing up the nomination because of his excellent work on the Soviet Premier articles.

Raistlin7000 03:00, 29 Sep 2005 (UTC)

  • Its fun working with him on the german articles! He certainly does a good job. Kikimora 19:14, 29 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Charles Dickens

because he's one cool mormonfarker.--Alfred 00:50, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)


October 2005

Rangeley wins. I have nothing else to say.

Rangeley

Rangeley (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

I nominate Rangeley for again, linking together so many of Uncyclopedia's articles. He has done so much, not much of the Presidental royale, and all that timeline, but is even working on the German timeline. This guy has talent. Runiteshark 19:03, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

HOLD ON! Look what I happened to find in Recent Changes: Rangeley blanks the Village Dump. With this evidence, why on earth would you want to vote Rangeley for WotM? Now, has Rcmurphy ever blanked the VD? No, he has not...

I wish I could blank my VD... --Savethemooses 13:11, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
You're right; Rcmurphy hasn't been nearly rambunctious enough. Voting FOR Rangeley. --Algorithm 00:08, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • I vote for Rangely and so do all my friends and relatives. 58 votes -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:41, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Rcmurphy

Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

  • Because Rangeley needs some competition --Savethemooses 22:15, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • Union of Uncyclopedians, Wikipedians and allied trades, 2.5 Million Votes --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 09:44, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC) </labour party block vote>
  • Half vote --Paulgb Talk 21:54, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • --I was going to vote him for Writer of the Most Recent Thirty-Two Day Period, but this'll suffice. --EvilZak 01:17, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • For Hey murph, you scratch my back, Ill scratch yours. *coughBruceVFHcough* Jack Cain 18:32, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • Fourth Vote--Spintherism 23:32, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • Fourth Vote--Spintherism 23:32, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • Eighth Vote--Spintherism 02:44, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • I like the cut of his jib--Mhaille 00:12, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

November 2005

Despite the Rangeley official fan club making a bid for their hero to retain his title, KP claimed the recognition he rightly deserved.

Rangeley (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

  • I nominate Rangeley for writer of the month because of his amazing contributions to Uncyclopedia, with his leet writamability skills. Look it up, it's a real word *makes it a real word in undictionary* (not sure if that is real).

Raistlin7000 04:58, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

* Support (1.) Fact-based is funnier, (2.) Politicians make great cannon fodder, and (3.) Bonus points for running gags on Tom Cruise and razor gauntlets. Some competition wouldn't hurt though, seeing as this would be a repeat win. -- T. (talk) 10:56, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC) Withdrawn. :) See below. -- T. (talk) 16:20, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

  • For Rangeley, he has written some good stuff. Kikimora 20:12, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • Rangeley aside from myself were one of the only people who populated the Czech republic. Needless to say, he has done many other things. I can't even begin to mention how many things he has added to this site, and it continues to grow, both in humor and quantity. Runiteshark 03:30, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)

KP (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

  • Nominate and vote. KP has been a major contributor for many moons. This month him and Rangeley have done excellent (although sometimes in disagreement) work on the Colonizations. --Splaka 11:06, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • Thirded. While a latecomer to this horserace, KP is more than worthy of the award, and it's better to pass the award to a different winner this month if possible. -- T. (talk) 16:20, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • For. Didn't Rangely win it already? Either way, KP he make me laugh long time. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:40, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • Well, if we can't repeat winners, I vote for this inanimate carbon rod. No wait, I vote for KP, because he wrote a bunch of great featured articles. For --Isra1337 00:01, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
We can have repeat winners but it's obviously harder to win twice!--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 10:28, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • Vote for KP, coz he's NUTS. Nuts, hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha..... -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For for KP hands down, coz it's his time. --Ogopogo 06:12, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • KP has definately contributed a lot of funny material to Uncyclopedia over his tenure here, and it is worthy of recognition. ~Sir Rangeley Image:Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 05:04, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • Wow, someone making more nonsense than me...I loved Quantum Economics being an Econ teacher soooo....Votey!--slack 07:04, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)


December 2005

Savethemooses won despite no competition.

Savethemooses (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

A consistently hilarious, if horrendously egostistical individual, and I find it hard to believe he hasn't won this already. Nominated (albeit a little prematurely) for December, as KP pretty much has this month in the bag, and it wouldn't really be fair to either of them to enter him for November at this late stage. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:23, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Thank you tiny worthless peasant. I will keep you around when I take over the internet. 103% Accepted plus one full vote. --Savethemooses 01:26, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • For. I can think of a couple of people who deserve it more, but no one who wants it more, and that's got to count for something. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 13:09, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • For It's his time to shine. I stole it from him in May..hehe Strong RadX 21:45, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • FORE! He's ummm, okay, if you like that sort of thing, and if you DO like that sort of thing, this is the sort of the thing you would like.--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 00:37, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Four, the only reason I didn't nominate him is because I assumed he'd already won, him being the helpful happy chap he is. (vote from Lugiatm per this edit -- T. (talk) 19:29, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC) )
  • For He's teh funnee! ROFLMFAO. -- T. (talk) 12:41, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • As Moose Fan of the Month, I feel that I am obligated to vote For. KATIE!! 05:57, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • For I'm liking his work, particularly his new one, Winslet fatalism... I probably have that too. Jlove1982 06:41, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Isra1337 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Because Stm needs some competition, and Isra1337 has written some good stuff. A nomination, but I'm not voting for anyone quite yet. --—rc (t) 03:27, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Noob of the Month

March 2005

Chrono-something or other

--Nytrospawn 14:11, 16 Mar 2005 (EST)

Agree He has written something almost funny too and he's a real n00b. --MZL 15:49, 19 Mar 2005 (EST)

Against I don't like the quality of his writing. He is rather n00b though. --Chronarion 01:18, 22 Mar 2005 (EST)

April 2005

RadicalX

Not just because he's my little brother, but I really like the St. Peter's Basilica (which got alot of traffic when JPII kicked) and The Manhattan Project also maybe he'll nominate me....--slack 15:20, 17 Apr 2005 (EDT)

He's got my vote. I love The Manhattan Project. Oh wait, it's the wrong month. Still, it's a vote. --madmerse 10:51, 2 July 2005 (EDT)

Slackerboy

Check out his work, especially Gibberish, Coconuts, and FUCKTARDS. Brilliant stuff. --RadicalX 17:30, 29 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Woo Hoo rooty tooty toot on my own horn!, Now Raddy vote for your own to tie it up!--slack 17:15, 1 May 2005 (EDT)

May 2005

Mellomeh

See Missing milk for a bit of a larf *thumbs up* --Freebasser 00:04, 12 May 2005 (EDT)

I concur. Mellomeh is probably the funniest person ever to have written an article. He will fulfil his ambition of being a journalist when he's older. I would go so far as to say I love Mellomeh. --Mellomeh 18:32, 9 Jun 2005 (UTC)


Yes its true

August 2005

User:Splaka

Splaka (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) I hesitate to refer to him as a n00b, but can you believe this guy's only been here since August 18th?! Over 1000 edits already, relentless work for QVFD and Ban Patrol, great templates... the list goes on. -- Codeine 18:34, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I second that motion, this will be his restitution for spelling his name wrong --Nytrospawn 18:56, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Oh crap, my secret is out! I was here for a day or two before that, honest. *humble n00b* --Splaka 21:30, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I seventh that vote for Sprlaka. Or Srplaka. Or Splraka. Or whever that r was supposed to go. --Famine 23:30, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I X'th that nomination where X = the number of existing nominations --Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 23:53, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Um, you do realize that if I third it, you also third it, no? Do you want to bid on an (X+1)th nomination instead? --Famine 23:55, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Not once my nomination exists.....or something </hiding blushes>--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 00:43, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Delete - Oh , wait, not that kind of vote. Is there any doubt that Spläka is the worthiest of all noobs? Yes on Propostion S. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 00:37, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Burniate I agree with MM ^. Page is completely without merit, and seems to have been written by a drunk 14 year old with only 3 fingers. --Famine 20:57, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Damn, I'd fire my biographer, but I feel sorry for him, being an underage alcoholic who uses buzz saw blades for frisbees. -S

User:Ogopogo

Ogopogo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

--Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 23:35, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC) He's been working tirelessly to improve the humoristical quality of Unc.

Noob Saibot

Reason: He is the Ultimate Kombatant. Plus he's really cheap too. -Hyad 04:43, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)


I'd like for someone to nominate me, because I can't nominate myself.--Alfred 11:51, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Sorry Alfred, we don't have a "Dingleberry of the Month" category. Rest assured that when we do, you'll be the first nomination. -- Codeine
Perhaps we need a Perma-n00b award, for people like Alfred who have no hope in ever figuring it out. --Famine 16:00, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

August 2005

A close run thing but User:UtarEmpire wins (despite having to huff all of his work due his bosses lacking a sense of humour)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 00:16, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)


User:Alfred

Alfred (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) Because he asked for it and hopefully this will be the boost to get him writting some good stuff.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 18:48, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

But, he's been here too long to be a noob (nearly 2 months)...? Although I guess he's spent most of that time banned, and he could probably use the encouragement. He'll get my vote when he contributes a new article. Come on Alfie, wow me. -- Codeine OUN Bur. 13:34, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I vote for myself, and you should too.--Alfred 00:31, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)

User:UtarEmpire

UtarEmpire (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) For creating Category:Wheeling Jesuit University and just about everything in it!!!--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 19:14, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)


User:Dac1990

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