WW2

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The World War II: This Time it's Personal is a film created by Steven Spielberg solely based on saving a transvestite solder called Ryan(sequal to World War I). It stars many famous actors such as Tom Cruise, Bob Marley, Adolf Hitler, Eric Cartman, and the award winning actor Douglas MacArthur with his famous line "I shall return".

The film took seven years to make (1938-1945) although there was a lot of preparation pre 1938. It all started when Tony Blair declared war on Steven Spielburg's Nazi filmcrew in Germany. Fortunately for us, most of it was filmed with superb directing and is broadcasted almost 25 hours a day on the History Channel

1 Minor Goofs
2 Sequel
3 Games It's Based On
4 See Also

[edit] Minor Goofs

The film experienced great commercial success until rumours surfaced that an oompa loompa could be seen hanging himself in the Black forest scene, in which Cruise meets the Tin Man. (Damn the production of Charlie Darwin and the Chocolate Factory.) Steven Speilburg soon explained that the shadowy figure in the background was, in fact, a small rodent chewing on a nut. Those who started the rumors were asploded, but nobody cares.

Soon, rumours began surfacing again, this time about the scene in which Tom Cruise drops The One Ring into the fiery cracks of Mount Doom. Fans said that there appeared to be a Grue standing just outside the cavern in which Cruise drops the ring. Steven Speilburg held a press conference in order to dispell these suspicions.It is also mentioned that winston churchill was not part of any of this, he was on a journey to becoming an astronaut!!!!no seriously...

“Nobody Cares.”

~ Steven Speilburg on Grue rumours

[edit] Sequel

It is rumoured that Steven Spielburg is teaming up with HARDON to create a sequel based in Iraq, staring Saddam Obama Hussein as Allah and George Clooney as G.I Joe (Based on the action figure). For more on WW2, go to http://schikelgruber.net/losses.html