Wangsta
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"Damn it feels good to be a wangsta."
~ Oscar Wilde on wangstas
Wangsta is a term commonly used by the illiterate population of the USA (approximately 103.5%) and it refers to being able to shoot your best friend for no apparent reason whatsoever. You also are considered a wangsta if you are a big black man who sexually abuses all the smaller white guys. This term often refers to black guys, because they, just like all other humans, are direct descendants of banana eating monkeys and they often confuse the trigger of a pistol (also called "heat" , "44" ,"eagle" depending on the type of pistol) with the nipples of their favourite animal - a pitbull (see DMX, Pitbull, Daddy Yankee).
The term was first invented by 50 Rent who thought of it while smoking crack (another very wangsta thing to do). Apparently in order to be a wangsta (as 50 Rent and F-Unit state) you must have IQ below the value of 17 and all your rhymes, if you rap, must have no subject other than money, bitches and/or hoes, and how often you shoot people in the head through the PVC walls of their homes. Also until you reach the status of Wangsta of all Niggas you are not allowed to talk about AKs, as these are considered to be extremely honourable weapons, due to their high penetration and ability to kill "niggas" around the entire globe, and unless you duck, hit you in the back.
[edit] In Reference to Asian Gangsters
The term "Wangster" may also refer to an Asian gangster due to the common Chinese last name "Wang". This counters the Asian-American stereotype of smart, etc with a more gangster kind of life. Wangsters from Korea and Japan have been known to resort to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism due to the relation between that and ramen noodles.
- The Chinese word for gangster is 匪徒; the Japanese word ギャング; and the Korean word 갱. The latter two are influential forces in FSM.
[edit] In Reference to Puny White Men
The Term "Wangsta" may also refure to puny, pimple faced men usually in their late teens or early twenties. These men usually drive a hugo and live in their mothers basements rapping to Vanilla Ice throughout most of the day. They wear baggy clothing, a backwards cap, and bling that they probably got from the 50 cent machines you see at the grocery store. They have a rather interesting walk, grabbing their crotchal region almost as if they have to 'go pee real bad'. Their favorite 'joint point' is kicking it with their 'dogs' at the mall, hoping to 'smoke a fat one with their homeys.' Wangsters can't fight and instead of acting hardcore, they run away like fucking pussies and start crying for his 'brothers' when someone threatens to jump him. They will mostly start kicking it with their 'homeboys' at a local hip-hop store where they spend forty dollars on a shirt that has nothing but an ugly ass rhino and is three sizes too big. But hey, most wangsters are dumb-fucks. Paying forty dollars for a T-shirt won't mean shit to them.
