Wank

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Wank is a mountain in Germany. No, really, Wikipedia says so, so it must be true. Its full name is Wankhard-Reithandkokrubben.It is not to be confused with masturbation though it includes masturbation(wanking is not masturbation but masturbation is wanking.)The term originated from the word "crank" but it no longer originates from that word, it now originates from the word "yank." The aim is to "yank" something until whatever you want comes out. This was used for things like ketchup and lotion in the old days(since mentioned items were invented) but you had to steal the idea and use it to get some semen out of your penis(or vagina??) when you were little just to see if you had it and if the teacher was right. Now you use it frequently as a form of pleasure or entertainment when you're bored(of reading Uncyclopedia). In fact, since this page is so short and boring you might as well get to it.

[edit] Tourists

At the summit, the Bavarian Ministry of Tourism (Vizitoroffrippenkommittee) operates a kiosk selling T-shirts with the slogan "Wank — I've reached the peak". These are popular with British tourists, who swarm in their millions to the area to enjoy the natural beauty and tranquillity of the Bavarian countryside, to commune with rare breeds of butterfly and head lice, and to drink the locally produced low-fat organic yoghurt drink flavoured with the droppings of mountain goats. Any suggestion that the British are just there to have a giggle over the name is just vicious rumour.