User:Naughtyned/Just Say No
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[edit] Just Say "No"
It’s not OK to drink alcohol;
It’s not OK to masturbate;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!
It’s not OK to refuse to return Negroes to their
rightful owners;
It’s not OK to disobey orders to send Jews to
the gas chamber;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!
It’s not OK to allow women in public without
burquas;
It’s not OK to fail to stone to death
women accused of adultery;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!
It’s not OK to hold on to private property when the government needs it to benefit others;
It’s not OK to mistakenly pay a penny too little in taxes;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!
It’s not OK to defend yourself against burglars, robbers, and rapists;
It’s not OK to resist federal stormtroopers who break down your door in the middle of the night intending to kill your family;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!
It’s not OK to let Socrates live;
It’s not OK to release Jesus instead of Barabbas;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!
Teach your children to say no to drugs, because the government is always right!
A message from the Partnership for an Un-Free America, the Office of National Thought Control Policy, and the Dastardly Entrapment Agency.
[edit] See Also
Categories: War | Drugs | Politics | Morality | 420 | Smoking the Doob
