[edit] War on War

[edit] The War on Terror - A Prequel

In late 2001, the United States of America officially declared a War on Terror. It´s main objectives were to counter terrorist threats, deter terrorists, and lay the foundations for a future War on War, the brainchild of then President George W. Bush. The War on Terror rapidly became a worldwide phenomenon, comparable to the i-pod craze in popularity and marketability. Many openly critisized the War on Terror, denouncing it´s abuse of human rights and its justification of unilateral preemtive war however its critics could not help admitting that terror was suffering heavy casualties. It was widely maintained that Terror would be defeated by Christmas of 2002.

[edit] George Bush´s true objectives arise

What was not apparent to many was then President George W. Bush and his administration´s real objectives. The War on Terror had simply been a ploy to occupy War while the Bush administration had time to mount a credible challenge over War´s domination of the Middle East. What analysts failed to recognise had been the dynastic nature of the Bush family. How else could such a retard have made it to President.

argh...ran out of steam ...and purpose....but i reckon it´s got more potential than the BS below

In 1323, a meeting between all wars up to that point in time took place and decided that war needed regulating. It was decided that to help achieve this a Supreme War person would need to be elected. When previous wars could not agree, they invited all future wars to travel back in time and help assist these troubled times. The future wars were far more aggressive than the past wars and suggested war was the only answer. The past wars took this as an act of war and declared war on the future wars. The future wars unleashed their super future laser battle tanks on the past wars' super past missile battle tanks. These attacks destroyed most of the past wars, but in achieving this they also lost all their future wars except for the 3459 War on Wars which remarkably was not actually about religion.

[edit] Peaceful Times

The past wars astonished by the future wars resolve retreated and began drawing up a peace treaty for both sides. This was signed on the 723rd May 1439. These peaceful times have lasted until now and both wars enjoy a symbiotic relationship with annual wars taking place re-enacting the Battle.