Ward Technologies Corporation
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The Ward Technologies Corporation (WTC) is an American multinational conglomerate based in the Financial District, Los Angeles, California. WTC is a $68 billion company that researches, develops, and manufactures products in numerous areas, including aircraft, aircraft engines, helicopters (WTC produce both Military and civilian aircraft), tanks, artillery, various other Military hardware, cars, fire and security, building systems, and industrial products, among others. Stuart Ward is both the founder and current CEO of the company. More than 90% of WTC revenues are obtained from defence contracts and, as of 2005, it is the 3rd largest Military contractor in the World. The company also performs a number of services for the oil industry as it is also an oil consortium created through an agreement between Ward Technologies Corporation and several major oil companies.
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[edit] History
The Ward Technologies Corporation was established in 1999, when Ward's original company purchased BXJ Technologies, the remnants of the now defunct Umbrella Corporation, ArmsTech Inc, and sever others large companies. Following this, Ward's original company purchased several smaller businesses and as such, the Ward Technologies Corporation conglomerate was born.
[edit] Subsidiaries
- BXJ Technologies
- ArmsTech Inc.
- The Mirage Defence Corporation
- Omicron
- Gründer Industries
[edit] Notable employees of the Ward Technologies Corporation
Stuart Ward: CEO of the Ward Technologies Corporation
Magnus Payne: Stuart's insanely loyal and devoted bodyguard, he is willing to carry out any dirty work that his employer asks him to.
The Chameleon: A shapeshifting assassin Stuwart continually hires to eliminate his Corporate rivals or underlings who have failed Stuart, his most recent task was to assassinate Phillip Bauer, the head of BXJ Technologies.
Harry McDougall: A very skilled and very dangerous assassin, he makes up one half of the infamous McDougall brothers. He and his brother Ron are on WTC's official payroll and as such more trustworthy than the Chameleon.
Ron McDougall: A very skilled and very dangerous assassin, he makes up the other half of the infamous McDougall brothers. He and Harry were recently originally contracted to kill Graem Bauer[1], however the contract was withdrawn after Phillip saved them the trouble and took Graem out himself.
[edit] Rumoured involvement in LA suitcase nuke crisis
Nothing has been confirmed, but there have been rumours that the UAV's that would have been used by renegade Russian General Dmitri Gredenko[2] to deploy some of the nukes into populated areas were in fact DERTS 458 class UAV's designed and built by the Ward Technologies Corporation. Even more troubling still are rumours that Stuart sold the devices to Gredenko having full knowledge of what he planned to do with them. Apparently Stuart was willing to sell them to Gredenko as long as he agreed to destroy a Stark Enterprises facility just outside of LA, this action would annihilate a key facility of one of the WTC's biggest rival companies.
According to a report from CTU, Phillip Bauer[3] was shot dead by his Grandson,Josh, following the successful unravelling and foiling of the suitcase nuke plot. Some people believe that it was in fact the Chameleon, having shapeshifted into Josh, whom killed Phillip on Stuart's orders in order to cover up the WTC's involvement with BXJ or Gredenko.
[edit] Rumours of the WTC's involvement with arms dealing, funding terrorism and being a legitimate front for organized crime
Ever since the suitcase nuke crisis was resolved, various elements of the US Government, most notably the FBI, have begun to look more deeply into Ward Technologies Corporation's dealings, they have thus far stated that the WTC seem to be supplying arms to renegade forces in both Qumar and across the Middle East, financially backing the violent, militant, extremist political movement The Global Soviet Hardliner Nationalist Party and acting as a money laundering enterprise for several Mafia organisations, most notably, the Brassi Crime Family.
