Warm piss water
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“ I once had the extreme displeasure of drinking English beer, I had mistaking thought that I had wandered into the wrong end of a urinal.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Warm piss water
English beer (or "warm piss water" as it is known outside of England) is a sign that all limeys are alcoholics. I know, because I have been one, and you have to be really desperate to drink warm beer.
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[edit] Why do they drink it?
The people of England can't afford refrigerators to chill their beer because they spend all of their money on booze and burberry hats. (See chavs) Another theory on why they drink warm piss water is they do it to piss off American tourists. The unsuspecting American will sit in one of their pubs and order a beer. The bartender will then give him a beer, but not tell him it's warm. The victim will then drink it and instantly puke while all of the limeys laugh at him.
[edit] How is it made?
Ass Ale, a popular beer in limey-land, is made of limes, which is why its manufacturers and consumers are known as limeys. The limes are crushed with the penis of a passed-out drunk tourist from Scotland and filtered through the pubic hair of a soccer hooligan whose balls are sweaty from a day of fighting. There still isn't any alcohol in it, so the limeys send an army of skinheads over to Russia to steal vodka to put in the mixture.
[edit] Imitators
The Canadians have tried to make warm piss water, but they can't manage to get anything warm, because It's fucking cold eh! In America, the beer tastes vaguely of piss, but it isn't warm. The most non-piss-like beer is German beer, because Germans are the master race (and have very efficient refrigerators).
