Warren G

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Warren G was a famous wild west regulator and later elected president of Los Angeles.

[edit] Regulator career

Warren G was raised on the great plains of the wild west. At the age of 17 he was drafted by the regulators where he was quickly taught that he had to be handy with the steel if you know what I mean to earn his keep. G quickly learned proficiency with the steel and was very successful in rounding up numerous moustached wild west criminals and other varmint. However, Warren also had a passion for gambling, particularly shooting dice. One day he was playing in a saloon when he was robbed. They took his rings, they took his Rolex, he looked at the brother and said "damn, what's next?" At that moment, Nate Dogg burst into the room with 16 in the magazine and one in the hole of his muzzle loader. The desperados were dropping and yelling, it was a tad bit late, Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate.

[edit] Political career

Warren G and Nate Dogg's regulatory heroics put them in prime position to run for President and Vice President of Los Angeles in 1883. Using the catchy campaign slogan "I'm down with G in '83", they went on a whirlwind tour of the country, including both eastside, westside, and south central. While popular with men, they were esepcially popular with women (two in a stage coach were looking so hard they straight hit the curb). Unfortunately, women couldn't vote yet. Nonetheless, the G and Dogg ticket convincingly won the election over their only competitors Biz Markie and Sir Mix-A-Lot with over 80 percent of the vote. Their next stop was the Eastside Motel, the residence of the President of Los Angeles.

[edit] Scandal and death

[edit] "Taint" of white blood

Some people accused him of having white ancestry and thusly not a fit president of Los Angeles. However, as G didn't know who his father was, this could not easily be proven or unproven. A white guy accused him of conversing with members of the KKK. However, it turned out that that guy just got the NWA and KKK confused.

[edit] Assassination

Warren G was killed by a hooker 3 years into his presidential term whom he refused to pay because in his words he "could've gotten better head from a dead goat". The hooker was never charged, after all, she's a hooker, what's the point? Warren G's last words were said to be "And if your ass is a busta 213 will regulate."