Warsaw
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“I have never formally visited the place but I've been informed that it sucks indeed.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Warsaw
The Brandenburg Gate is not in Warsaw.
Warsaw is most likely a place somewhere in Poland. Some have noted that every time someone begins, loses or even wins a war, War-saw happens to be nearby.
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[edit] Population
If the number of point of view edits to history-related topics on Wikipedia were a measurement of population, Warsaw would be the second most populated country in the world, next to Poland. Most reputable sources dismiss this model as an "inaccurate model to measure actual population density." Whatever.
Warsaw's population, according to 2005 data, is 1,697,596. The number of residents expected to contribute to Wikipedia within the next week is 1,697,596.
[edit] Daily Life
Many locals - Poles in general - work outside of Poland because of the shortage of decent employment opportunities. Alternatively, Wikipedia is a popular alternative to unemployment. However, Poland Warsaw is full of limitless opportunities, and many tourists have noted that, like other cities that were once behind the Iron Curtain like Prague, their women are pretty damn hot. Aside from its gals, Warsaw is noted for 101 other things including its booze, women and alcohol.
[edit] Landmarks
Warsaw is known for its Phallic Palace, a monument to the sexual possibilities of Warsaw's inhabitants. Strangely, Poles refer to the Phallic Palace as "Pałac Kultury" ("Palace of Culture"). That is possibly because all of the Polish culture revolves around male genitalia (refer to Polish translation of Moby Dick), pride and joy of every Pole.
[edit] Transportation
As Warsaw never had city walls, its inhabitants invented a unique system of street naming that prevented the invaders from getting anywhere. The streets in the city centre have names that are longer than the actual streets, for instance the Rondo imienia Warszawskiego Zgrupowania Armii Krajowej Radosław. Also, to cause even greater confusion, there are countless places named after Pope John Paul II. At the Plac imienia Największego z Polaków Sq. (Square of the Greatest of Poles) is the place where Ulica Jana Pawła Drugiego (Pope John paul II Str.) meets Ulica Papieża Polaka (Polish Pope Street) and Karol Wojtyła Street. Not that this system ever worked.
