Warsong Gulch
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If you are reading this you are most probably a WoW addict this is because every WoW CD is has been laced with crack (also every additional patch you download contains some). Exactly why you are reading this may vary.
- Waiting for patch 3.0.2 to download (hang in there only 4 more hours!)
- Waiting for res sickness to wear off (you lazy lazy man you could'nt run to your body?)
- Waiting for your raid to start (LF2M need healer/tank)
- Waiting for that damned alli/horde to stop camping your corpse (he will have to go to the washroom eventualy)
- or just plain waiting for something life changing/important to happen on WoW (I suggest you DO NOT give up now)
STUFF WSG , WOLTK FTW!
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“So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!”
~ A British Person on Something
“ZOMG! I just got WTFPWNED by some HAXXOR!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Warsong Gulch
“I'm going to fucking bury that place, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to WTFPWN Warsong Gulch!”
~ Steve Ballmer on Warsong Gulch
ALLIANCE SUCK! FOR TEH HORDE! >:P
“Ima own sum nubz at Warsung Gultch”
~ Nub on Warsong Gulch
Warsong gulch is a reality check played on the Alliance by the World of Warcraft developer's team in an attempt to demonstrate that the Horde are far superior in waiting in queue for sometimes days at a time. A vast majority of the 26 year old college drop outs living in their mother's basements play pretty female night elves. As do many 7-year-olds who want to be Legolas. This causes an imbalance in the Horde:Alliance ratio (up to 2 alliance for every 1 Horde). An attempt to remedy this problem is being implemented in the expansion pack by giving the Horde a more feminine race, the Blood Elves (played by 50 year old pedophiles - seriously, blood elves have the bodies of seventh graders), to appeal to th those that all ended up on Alliance with their mains.
The reality of pick of the litter factor of World of Warcraft players makes it incredibly easy for the Horde to get into the game. Queue times to get into the battle ground average as low as 15 dog years, while the minimum Alliance queue time is 45. In many cases, after a solid whipping of the Alliance, the same Horde get back into queue and pop right back in to spank the next group, much to the pleasure of most alliance players. As any asshat knows, it feals good to get spanked. This allows them to hone their skills in an efficient manner. Additionally, by participating in the battle ground, they gain reputation, which gives them better gear. However, the population is only one of the many factors that proves that Blizzard developing team has no control over what the majority of gamers are, and that is 10 year old pre-puberty asshats who wouldn't know battle tactics from flatulent end of tauren.
Sometimes, when players realize that they have no choice becaues they spent the last 2 months getting their knee-high turd with arms and legs and an annoying voice to level 70 and they have to play with fellow noobs, the game gets better. Until then, there's more whining. Like this:
The Horde racial abilities are PvP (player versus player) oriented, while the Alliance's racial abilities are PvE oriented (player versus environment). Shamans drop totems that assist in the facemelting speed of their victory. They also have the ability to become a "ghost wolf" which increases the speed at which they move by over 40%. That, and they can still carry the flag while in that form. So they drop their slow totems, hit the wolfy mcwolferson, and sprint off to cap that flag (or you could just be a druid and go into travel form :/ INSTANT CAST!).
There are many things the developers can do to address these issues. Like adjust the amount of people needed to get into the game, to speed Alliance queue times, or they could improve the Alliance's class and racial abilities to even the playing field. Although either one of theses choices would prove futile. Adjusting the amount of people sho can get in speeds both sides queue times, and even if all alliance races had special sheilds that made them invincible, they lack of tact would render them PWNd by horde anyway. Or they could make some abilities not be useable when holding the flag. Or they could keep giving paladins more talents until they don`t need mounts and cannot ever be hit.
But they chose an easier route: they came up with Arathi Basin: a new game that perpetuated the issues and made warsong gulch empty out, diverting attention away from the pleas of the Alliance.
In the end, though, the Horde are far superior at all aspects of the game.
