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November 22: Conspiracy Theory Appreciation Day (not celebrated for some reason)
- 200 Sex is invented.
- 1812 - Puzzle potato officially refound. Citizens everywhere rejoice.
- 1945 - Nazis accidentally explode nuclear bomb in Dresden. Allied air forces are subsequently blamed for mass firebombing.
- 1952 - In Guatemala, CIA first operation gives start to a era of brutal military dictatorships sponsored by the US government in Latin America ... wait... thats not funny...
- 1963 - J. F. K. accidentally assassinated by angry, confused polar bear. Polar bear plants gun on napping Lee Harvey Oswald and escapes in a get-away sled. Nobody looks into it very much.
- 1963 - Absolutely nothing happened. You hear me? Nothing. If you heard otherwise, it's a filthy Communist lie.
- 1968 - Stanley Kubrick begins secret filming of the moon landing.
- 1970 - The Million Cyberman March (pictured) is held in Washington, DC. Conspiracy theorists claim that it was actually a failed invasion from outer space.
- 1983 - America's largest Tin foil hat manufacturer is shut down - at the same time as a record number of "communications satellites" are sent into orbit by NASA.
- 1985 - 1985th anniversary of "Going to bed on November 21 and waking up on November 23 mysteriously" day
- 1986 - Hands Across America is celebrated at the same time as secret evidence is presented during the Iran-Contra trial.
- 1988 - J.F.K. zombie rises from dead and rampages across U.S. leaving hundreds slain in his wake. U.S Secretary of Wizardry David Copperfield resurrects the spirit of Abraham Lincoln to stop the monster.
- 1989 - Remains of JFK's brain grafted into a 150ft tall, titanium, laser-eyed, nuclear-powered robot to celebrate the anniversary of his death. JFK-9000 ran amuck and was subsequently destroyed by Godzilla, who had to be flown in especially from Tokyo, Japan.
- 1992 - Mossad agents from the future assassinate Sam Weaver in Ruby Ridge for unknown reasons.
- 1999 - CIA operatives go berserk in Columbine High School, killing 14 people including two innocent students who were subsequently blamed.
- 2000 - Shadow Internet #1 created. Subsequent internets are created in the coming years.
- 2001 - George W. Bush places blame on Afghanistan for Terra-ist attack 11 days earlier, when in actuality he did it in order to have an excuse to declare war.
- 2005 - Federal Government attempt to reduce surplus population in New Orleans fails with just over 700 deaths.
- 2006 - South Park exposes 2001 conspiracy as a conspiracy; Bush too stupid to blow up planes
- 2007 - November 22 mysteriously wiped empty
- 2008 - Squirrel resembling J.F.K. assasinated.
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The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you.
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Writer and Noob of the Month
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The UnIdiot. One writer. One name. Two words. In the name, I mean. Last month UnIdiot...I mean, The UnIdiot wrote a bunch of things, including his (or her. I'm not here to judge) Userpage, for which he got an award of some kind.
I'm not very good at this giving praise thing. He'd probably be really good at it, though. *Sigh*
Maybe we should give him an award for that, as well. He could put it on his mantle, which is like a shelf but not as good, beside the Writer of the Month trophy. Then he would, no doubt, put on a Hawaiian shirt and race his Ferrari around, like Magnum, P.I.
That would be awesome.
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Nachlader. Born 08:41, 14 October 2007, 4lbs 411oz. With big, blue eyes and a tuft of bright red hair, and potty-mouthed Pee Reviews that'll surprise and shock the neighbours, you'll fall in love with this little user the moment you sets eyes on him. Oh, won't you adopt this user?
Free O.B.O. Phone 555-9681 after 5pm.
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Guide to Creating a Successful Website
- see main article: HowTo:Create a Website
There are a set number of steps necessary in creating a successful website. Start by analysing the average from the content of the most successful websites, and then through subtle manipulation copy and paste, know to Webmasters as the "Copy and Paste Technique".
Standard subject matter should include:
It is important to try to add lots of large images, as well as javascript, enabling "snowfall" or "magic" mouse trails. Embedded MIDI files are a must.
WARNING!: Try not to make it as weird and pointless as the site Workingbrains, good god that place is pointless.
For addition help please view HowTo:Create a Website
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